Mila Kunis shopping in Tampa Bay, Florida (12/7)
Mila Kunis was spotted shopping in Tampa Bay over the weekend, and that definitely looks like a ring -- albeit a small one -- on her finger. Probably smart to marry Ashton ASAP if you're Mila. He only got caught cheating on his last wife once. Chivalrous guys like that just don't exist anymore.
*30 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:
George Clooney at the Los Angeles Britannia Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (11/10)
George Clooney pretty much calls Ashton Kutcher an idiot in this month's Esquire for using Twitter. I bet George is just angry that Ashton is always walking across his lawn, trampling his rose bushes. "Damn kids!"
As might be expected, he does not like Twitter. More to the point, he does not approve of Twitter, especially for a certain segment of the population. "If you're famous, I don't--for the life of me--I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. Why on God's green earth would you be on Twitter? Because first of all, the worst thing you can do is make yourself more available, right? Because you're going to be available to everybody. But also Twitter. So one drunken night, you come home and you've had two too many drinks and you're watching TV and somebody pisses you off, and you go 'Ehhhhh' and fight back.Wow, who did Ashton piss off that old man Clooney had to spank him? Look, the geezer is right about Ashton's obsession with Twitter, but as we all know, being a celebrity means you're a coward. Celebrities never put other celebrities on blast like this, so I'm guessing this is a fake quote that came from someone angry with Ashton for duping them (e.g. Hollywood studios, Demi Moore, Mila Kunis, America). Doesn't matter, I like what I'm seeing and I hope all of Hollywood keeps shitting on Ashton, though next time try to work the words "face" and "punchable" into your comments.
"And you go to sleep, and you wake up in the morning and your career is over. Or you're an asshole. Or all the things you might think in the quiet of your drunken evening are suddenly blasted around the entire world before you wake up. I mean, when you see, like, Ashton Kutcher coming out going, you know, 'Everybody leave Joe Paterno alone,' or whatever he said, you just go, 'Fifteen minutes longer and a thought process and probably you wouldn't have done that.'"
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Mila Kunis is horny, like, 24/7
Wow, this story would be really romantic if I didn't hate Ashton Kutcher's face. I hate you, Ashton Kutcher's face! From Us Weekly:
Laura Prepon isn't surprised at all by Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis' relationship! The 33-year-old actress revealed to Us Weekly that her former That '70s Show costars, dating for over a year, are the real deal.Oh my God, who gives a shit about which ass-clown gave Mila her first peck on the kisser? This isn't Tiger Beat magazine, kids -- you all know by now that Celebslam brings it way fucking harder than that (except when we're writing about who Justin Bieber has a crush on *giggles*). Plus, a first kiss story doesn't sell when it's about a chick who used to let Macaulay "Dead Man Walking" Culkin use her as a mortician's embalming table. Now, had the story been about the first time Ashton gave Mila the ol' douche injection through the adjustment hole in his stupid trucker hat, then it's worth my time.
"It's incredible!" she told Us at the Variety Pre-Emmy Party in Beverly Hills, Calif., on Friday, Sept. 20. "I wasn't surprised either," she said of the couple's budding romance.
"They're like my family," she said. The friends are so close that the Orange is the New Black actress also revealed that Kutcher, 35, was indeed Kunis' first kiss. "He was. He was," she confirmed. Kutcher and Kunis' characters, Michael Kelso and Jackie Burkhart, dated on the show.
*20 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher leaving Burbank Airport (9/9)
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore had a little reunion on Monday night. The two happened to be on the same flight from San Jose to Burbank (they both attended the same tech conference in San Jose), and ended up walking out of the airport together. What? I don't see the big deal. Married couples do that all the time. From E!:
A source confirms to E! News that "Demi did not want to be photographed together, but Ashton convinced her to walk with him."After leaving the airport, Ashton drove to his beautiful home in Lake Hollywood, chatting with his gorgeous girlfriend Mila Kunis along the way, while Demi was found at the bottom of a very high bridge, surrounded by cats with the letters A-S-H-T-O-N carved into the back of her hand. I mean, probably.
Demi walked into the parking structure of the airport with a female friend, while Ashton shouted, "Bye, Demi!" from the sidewalk.
*20 Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore pictures total in the gallery:
Mila Kunis is not happy with Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher has been dating Mila Kunis for over a year now, but incredibly has still not finalized his divorce from Demi Moore. And Mila is starting to get a little pissed off. Why, because she finally realized she's dating Ashton Kutcher? Via Showbiz Spy:
"Ashton keeps telling her that Demi is the problem," a friend said. "However, Mila suspects it's just an excuse to keep the big questions about their relationship and where it's heading at bay, like getting married and starting a family. Ashton talks all the time about how he dreams of having a child with Mila, so she told him to forget about having a kid until Demi's a memory."What a decade for Ashton. He went from being the least-interesting guy in Hollywood to being luckier than the thong currently residing in Sofia Vergara's amazing ass. The guy is devouring A-list souls the way Jennifer Love Hewitt devours whole turkeys -- with no remorse or awareness of how bad it looks. If Mila Kunis ends up being infected with the douchenozzle's baby, then Ashton officially gets to become the new Dos Equis guy (sans the cool accent or believable acting ability, of course).
"Ashton says he's not about to let Demi rob him in this divorce," said another source. "But he's worth more than $100 million, and Mila knows he would barely feel the pinch. He tells Mila not to worry, they're going to be married and start a family. But he's dragged his heels so much with the divorce she's not sure she can take him at his word."
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis out and about in London (5/19)
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis might be moving to London. Aw god dammit. Mila better not turn into one of those asshole American expats like Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. For the last time, Madonna, you're from Bay City, Michigan. Knock it off with the British accent. From the National Enquirer:
"Mila is thrilled to leave Los Angles because she doesn't think it's big enough for her, Ashton and (his ex-wife) Demi Moore," said an insider. "She's also been pushing Ashton to coll his friendship with Demi's daughters, and she's sure living across the pond will take care of that."So Los Angeles isn't big enough for Mila, Ashton, and Ashton's former employer, Demi Moore? Someone is getting a little too big for their hats, I think. It's not as if Mila and Demi are in the running for the same roles. The only way their paths would ever cross is if they film a mother/daughter comedy, co-star in the same lesbo MILF porn (yes, please), or if Mila happens to take in a yoga class run by Demi. The last thing the old bat needs to see is just how much prettier and vastly more limber Mila is. My guess is that this move is Great Britain's idea. England has been suffering through a crippling douchebag shortage ever since Russell Brand defected, so they want the dickhole who introduced trucker hats to the general public to pick up the slack.
Ashton has been jetting into London regularly to visit Mila, and they seem to have settled into a blissful domestic routine. "They enjoy afternoon walks through Hampstead Heath and Sunday supper at a pub," said the insider. "They spend most nights in, hosting dinner parties or watching movies."
"Princess Bea has promised to introduce them London social life," said the insider. "Ashton will commute during breaks in filming and he's planning to sell his home in L.A. after his contract ends on 'Men.' But he and Mila are already house hunting in London. They're excited to start their English adventure!" (Print Edition - 7/15)
*15 Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:
Ashton Kutcher in Cap d'Antibes, France (6/10)
Flynet says that's Ashton Kutcher "disembarking from a motorboat in Antibes while vacationing in the South of France" earlier this week. A motorboat that just came from a gigantic yacht (the Oasis, yours for only $399k/week). Have you ever seen a sadder fucking face on a person who just came to shore from a gigantic yacht? I'd hate to see how he reacts if faced with some real adversity in his life -- like he orders Bouillabaisse traditionnelle but the waiter brings him a bouillabaisse without baudroie. Oh my god, he might break down in tears.
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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis leaving Ozer restaurant in London (6/5)
+ Marloes Horst is stunningly hot [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Rita Ora pokies (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Sasha Cohen has a nice ass [The Blemish]
+ Ohhhh, now Kim is tired of the paparazzi [Celebuzz]
+ That's a little guy ... ok, a lot gay [Brobible]
+ Settle down, spaz [Socialite Life]
+ Pam Anderson is sexiest [Evil Beet]
+ Jennifer Aniston's mom not invited to her wedding [Cele|bitchy]
+ Which celeb paid for her own engagement ring? [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Candice Swanepoel is very pretty
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, April 15
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher leaving restaurant in London (pics start here)
Kendra Wilkinson playing in a softball game in L.A. (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum at The Onyx And Breezy Foundation's "Saving Tails" Fundraiser in Hollywood (pics start here)
Miss Universe Olivia Culpo at a screening of Disconnect at the SVA Theater in New York (pics start here)
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel leaving Mirimichi Golf Course in Millington, Tennessee (pics start here)
Julianne Hough at Day 3 of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (pics start here)
Ashlee Simpson arriving to Jessica Simpson's baby shower at The Hotel Bel-Air in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Dutch model Sylvie van der Vaart shopping in Hamburg, Germany (pics start here)
Gwyneth Paltrow leaving 404 restaurant in Paris (pics start here)
Gisele Bundchen out and about in New York (pics start here)
Selena Gomez at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards at Sony Pictures Studio in L.A. (pics start here)
Olivia Wilde out and about in New York (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Demi Moore leaving Great Earth Vitamins in West Hollywood (2/11)
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's divorce just got messy. Even though Demi's worth more than Ashton, she wants spousal support. And she deserves it, too. Hell, anyone who's actually had to live with Ashton Kutcher deserves a lot more than money. Purple Heart, maybe? From TMZ:
Demi Moore has filed legal docs responding to Ashton Kutcher's divorce petition ... and get this -- she wants spousal support and she's worth WAAAAY more than him. Sources connected with Demi tell TMZ ... "She's got money up the wazoo" and has untold millions more than Ashton. He's not asking her for spousal support, so it's surprising she's going for it.I'm siding with Team Moore on this one. Back in 2005, Ashton had been contracted to sign autographs at a "Where Are They Now" convention/fish fry in Riverton, Utah when he was discovered by Demi. His was a future of endless VH1 cameos and car wash openings until Demi had the good grace to let Ashton finish inside her. Next thing you know, Ashton is a solid D-lister while Demi morphs from starmaker to paint-huffing Hollywood cougar. Ashton absolutely owes Demi 80% of his Two and a Half Men money, as well as half of whatever future earnings he might get from his movies skipping theaters and going directly to the Pakistani version of Netflix.
What's more ... she wants Ashton to pay HER attorney's fees. Although there are reports that settlement negotiations have broken down, we're told it's not true -- both sides are negotiating and they expect a quick resolution.
*15 Demi Moore pictures total in the gallery: