Johnny Depp is one weird dude. Of all the chicks he could bang on earth, he picks Ashley Olsen. He must have been a Full House fan. Creepy. From In Touch Weekly:
In Touch can exclusively reveal that on February 27, Johnny was spotted making a hasty exit from an office building connected to Ashley's apartment building "looking like he didn't want to be seen," a witness tells In Touch. In fact, an office worker confirms, "An e-mail went around to the employees saying Johnny Depp was using our building to try to avoid paparazzi."
It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley's loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley's Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later.
"It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there," an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, "It didn't seem like it was just a visit between friends."
Once again, Mr. Johnny Depp shows us why he's a top rank Hollywood beast. A quick glance at his resume shows Johnny's willingness and ability to make cheesecake out of turds. Proof, you say? OK, we'll go with Pirates of the Caribbean, since that had the potential to be an epic clusterfuck had it not been for Depp's talent. And the other piece of evidence? How about cock-flogging an Olsen? Not even the model one, mind you, I mean one of the two that look like Gollum. Is Ashley the one that killed Heath Ledger? I don't know or care but my point is that even though Ashley is a mercy rutting, her career's gonna be resurrected on the tip of Captain Jack Sparrow's blunderbuss. How's that for being a star-power hitter, bitch?
Elizabeth Olsen at the New York Film Festival premiere of Martha Marcy May Marlene (10/11)
Like any good older sisters, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have completely supported their younger sister Elizabeth and her acting ambitions. Um, until she started becoming more successful than them. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Though Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen’s team insist they have nothing but love for their little sister, Elizabeth Olsen — and are thrilled by her fast-rising career — a source close to the twins says the older Olsens are feeling a bit of sibling jealousy. Elizabeth’s “Martha Marcy May Marlene” already is stirring Oscar buzz for the young actress, something that never has been experienced by her older sisters. But then, the twins benefit from a billion-dollar endorsement biz, thanks to their early success on “Full House.”
According to my source, Ashley and Mary-Kate did show up for their sis’ big New York Film Festival premiere of her movie, “but stayed the mere minimum. ... It sure looks like they really didn’t want to be there. Playing supporting roles is not something they’re used to.”
Sure, Elizabeth is getting Oscar buzz and has a new movie coming out, but that's no reason for her sisters to be jealous. No, the reason her sisters should be jealous is because she's the one sibling in the family who doesn't look like Gollum. The bottom line to this story is that no matter how rich you are, there's always someone else that has something that you want -- like in this case, a face that wouldn't scare Medusa.
*11 Elizabeth Olsen pictures total in the gallery:
Ashley Olsen leaving a hotel in Tribeca, New York City (7/25)
The Olsen twins are selling their new handbag line at Barneys in New York, and um, I hope they do layaway because I would love to own one of these in 10 years. From Fashionista:
“I think the bags are triple super chic,” said Amanda Brooks, Barneys’ new-ish fashion director. “Obviously we don’t carry Hermes bags in the store so we were trying to find something that appeals to that customer who is willing to spend a lot of money on a bag that’s going to last a long time and has a classic design.”
When Brooks mentions a customer willing to spend “a lot of money on a bag” she means up to $39,000 on a bag. That’s how much the crocodile backpack in the Olsen’s new bag range for the Row will set you back. But according to Style.com, two of backpacks-worth-as-much-as-your-college-tuition have already been pre-ordered.
Coincidentally, $39,000 is the exact amount of money Uncle Joey has made since Full House went off the air in 1995. Ashley's basically carrying Dave Coulier on her shoulder.
Ashley Olsen leaving the Greenwich Hotel in New York (4/29)
If you have a pulse and you're female, Justin Timberlake is probably going to be linked to you. The latest Timberlake hookup? Ashley Olsen, aka "the less weird Olsen twin." From Us Weekly:
Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen -- both newly single, former child stars with their own fashion labels -- have been inseparable (and flirty!) in and around NYC of late. One insider close to the pair (spotted together at the Greenwich Hotel, an SNL afterparty, two Broadway shows and a polo match outside the city) tells Us: "They are hooking up."
Adds another source of the unexpected twosome, who both ended high-profile relationships in March (he with Jessica Biel after 4 years together, she with actor Justin Bartha after two years): "They're really trying to keep it on the down-low."
An Olsen source says that the former sitcom kid turned fashion mogul is "aware of Justin's reputation with women, but...They're in the same head space."
Obviously this story is false. There's no way a guy goes from banging Jessica Biel to Gollum one of the Olsen twins. That's like going from a Ferrari to a Pinto. Manolo Blahniks to Keds. Jessica Simpson seven years ago to Jessica Simpson now. It just wouldn't happen.
The Olsen Twins and Sharon Stone both had their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced last week. From WENN:
Sharon Stone and the Olsen twins have had their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced by anti-fur protesters. This is not the first time these celebrities have come under fire for wearing fur, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) members are constantly holding protests outside signings and public appearances in a bid to rid fur from fashion.
If you really want to get the Olsen twins' attention, you don't deface their star on the Walk of Fame. You keep them from "dieting" by putting Tabasco Sauce on the ends of their fingers. Besides, how much fur could those two Spiegel look-a-likes wear? If these protesters are set on outing a young Hollywood starlet that abuses fur, they'd be better served protesting Vanessa Hudgen's next film. (link is NSFW!)
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