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PETA: 1, Olsen Twins: 0

The Olsen Twins and Sharon Stone both had their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced last week. From WENN:

Sharon Stone and the Olsen twins have had their stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame defaced by anti-fur protesters. This is not the first time these celebrities have come under fire for wearing fur, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) members are constantly holding protests outside signings and public appearances in a bid to rid fur from fashion.

If you really want to get the Olsen twins' attention, you don't deface their star on the Walk of Fame. You keep them from "dieting" by putting Tabasco Sauce on the ends of their fingers.  Besides, how much fur could those two Spiegel look-a-likes wear? If these protesters are set on outing a young Hollywood starlet that abuses fur, they'd be better served protesting Vanessa Hudgen's next film. (link is NSFW!)


PETA: 1, Sharon Stone: 0

PETA protesting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's appearance at Barnes & Noble in New York City (10/28)

+ Paris Hilton, you're not funny [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Sofia Vergara gets groped [Lossip]

+ Anne Hathaway Strips Down in Vogue [Egotastic!]

+ Kimberly Walsh from Girls Aloud upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Nadine Velazquez pics from FHM [NewsToob]

+ Bill Clinton to be a giant vagina for Halloween [Holy Taco]

+ Axia Andreadaki is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]

+ I guess anyone can appear on Letterman nowadays [ICYDK]

+ The hottest Jessica Biel's looked in a while [F-Listed]

Why can't they ever look normal?

ary-Kate Olsen's lack of a work ethic is causing a rift in her relationship with sister Ashley. There's been tension between the two ever since Ashley asked Mary-Kate to step aside from her duties at the twin's fashion line The Row. A friend told In Touch Weekly:

"Ashley really wants to be a respected businesswoman and be taken seriously. MK does too, but she hasn't been willing to give up her lifestyle and act like an adult for their job. Ashley came to a difficult decision. She decided that MK should not be involved with The Row. She asked her sister to step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together. It's tough because The Row was so much of Mary-Kate's idea. Mary-Kate has a unique fashion sense."

If a person dresses like a homeless anorexic, is that what's considered having a "unique fashion sense" these days? If so, it's no wonder I can't get laid. Here I am being old fashioned by bathing, brushing my teeth, and changing my underwear . . . bi-monthly. Mary Kate's sense of style probably explains the real reason why Ashley doesn't want to hang out with her: body odor.

Ashley Olsen is freaking me out

That's Ashley Olsen leaving the wedding of Hollywood stylist Estee Stanley Saturday night. I guess she thought it'd be a good idea to confuse the paparazzi by wearing a mask. I really hope this doesn't catch on because it's kinda freaking me out. But still not as bad as decimals. You can't divide 5 by 8. That's devil's talk.

Ashley Olsen in New York (12/8)

I'm disappointed in you Ashley. I didn't think you had it in you to so haphazardly toss a lit cigarette on the ground like some common hobo. You know how I'm doing my Christmas shopping this weekend? Well go ahead and kiss that extra sale of The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Volcano Mystery goodbye. And I'm returning all of my Full House DVDs. Except season 5--or as I call it: "the season when D.J. Tanner finally started developing breasts." Shit, did I just say that out loud.

Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen

According to both the Post and Daily News, 36-year-old Lance Armstrong and 21-year-old Ashley Olsen were all over each last night in New York. First the New York Daily News said:

Maybe Ashley Olsen just wanted some tips on how to wear spandex well. The pint-size starlet was seen nuzzling up to Lance Armstrong on Monday night at Rose Bar. The duo arrived together just after midnight, and Ashley stopped to get a hug from a sober Owen Wilson, who "looked really good and healthy." Said our spy: "Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date." (Source)

And then the New York Post said:

Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m." (Source)

Hate to break it to you Lance but you're about four years too late with this chick. Remember when everyone was counting down the days until the Olsen Twins' 18th birthday? And then they just sorta turned into freaks? It was like one day I was figuring out how to hook up with a 17-year-old without going to jail again and then the next day they were zombies. It's enough to make a creepy old pedophile who drives a windowless van and has foil covering his apartment windows weep. Hi Dad!

Ashley Olsen was attacked over the weekend by a family of red foxes. I'm confused (again!). Isn't Ashley the more sane Olsen twin that wears somewhat normal clothing? Though I guess "somewhat normal" to one of the Olsens means matching the lampshade on their head to the color of their belt.

The Olsen twins as well as Mischa Barton were denied entry into an exclusive dinner because they forgot to RSVP:

The Olsen twins got a lesson in etiquette from French Vogue on Saturday. The fashion darlings had been invited - but neglected to RSVP - to an exclusive dinner hosted by Mario Testino, honoring Margarita Missoni and the daughters of Anna Wintour and French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld. "There weren't places for them because they hadn't RSVPed," says one guest. "They were refused entry at the door!" Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton were also denied their unauthorized plus-ones.

I'm a little confused by this story. Since when did Mary-Kate and Ashley start eating solid foods? The Olsen twins being pissed about being denied dinner is like me showing up to the Tampax factory and being angry that they won't give me a tour. Not really a huge loss on my end.

denied entry into an exclusive dinner because they forgot to RSVP:

The Olsen twins got a lesson in etiquette from French Vogue on Saturday. The fashion darlings had been invited - but neglected to RSVP - to an exclusive dinner hosted by Mario Testino, honoring Margarita Missoni and the daughters of Anna Wintour and French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld. "There weren't places for them because they hadn't RSVPed," says one guest. "They were refused entry at the door!" Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton were also denied their unauthorized plus-ones.

I'm a little confused by this story. Since when did Mary-Kate and Ashley start eating solid foods? The Olsen twins being pissed about being denied dinner is like me showing up to the Tampax factory and being angry that they won't give me a tour. Not really a huge loss on my end.

denied entry into an exclusive dinner because they forgot to RSVP:

The Olsen twins got a lesson in etiquette from French Vogue on Saturday. The fashion darlings had been invited - but neglected to RSVP - to an exclusive dinner hosted by Mario Testino, honoring Margarita Missoni and the daughters of Anna Wintour and French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld. "There weren't places for them because they hadn't RSVPed," says one guest. "They were refused entry at the door!" Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton were also denied their unauthorized plus-ones.

I'm a little confused by this story. Since when did Mary-Kate and Ashley start eating solid foods? The Olsen twins being pissed about being denied dinner is like me showing up to the Tampax factory and being angry that they won't give me a tour. Not really a huge loss on my end.