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Ashley Alexandra Dupre bikini pics! (Sea Girt's Beach, New Jersey - 6/8)

That's Ashley Alexandra Dupre at Sea Girt's Beach in New Jersey on Sunday. You know Ashley as the call girl that New York governor Eliot Spitzer was paying $4,000/night for, ahem, "services." When she's not having sex for money, she looks great in a bikini. Ya' know, she was actually voted that during senior year in high school -- "Most likely to look great in a bikini when not having sex for money." What a crazy coincidence that turned out to be.

NOTE: Get some new sunglasses. You can afford it.

Ashley Alexandre Dupre in 2007

I don't really get into politics too much but this story's just sexy enough for me to care. Above is Ashley Alexandre Dupre, the call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer paid $1,000/hr to bang last month. In a phone interview with the New York Times yesterday, Dupre said:

"I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster (Ed. Note: I was thinking more "Dirty Whore"). This has been a very difficult time. It is complicated." (Source)

Actually it's not complicated. I give you $1,000. In return for said payment you let me get on top of you for four and a half minutes. And then I leave. Sounds pretty simple to me. You want complicated, try algebra. I'll get you algebra!

NOTE: It's estimated Spitzer spent $80,000 over ten years on prostitutes. Two words for you Eliot: Thai-Land. It's like a Costco for hookers. Way more value.