Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson on the set of Melrose Place in L.A. (9/23)

Well that didn't last too long. Ashlee Simpson's little foray into the television world is over. She's been fired from Melrose Place. From Entertainment Weekly's interview with executive producer Todd Slavkin:

What was behind the decision to let Ashlee and Colin [Egglesfield] go?
TODD SLAVKIN: Well, we always knew that this murder mystery would end in episode 12. And we always knew that [Ashlee's] character of Violet would be instrumental in that as a suspect, and [Colin's character of] Augie as well. And once that murder mystery was solved, she would go on her way. That was the original plan going into the development of the show.

So it was always the plan for Ashlee to leave after episode 12?
SLAVKIN: Yes. Because we felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on.

Oh, so that was the plan from the very beginning, to only keep Ashlee for 12 episodes? I think the horse's head that Joe Simpson planted in Todd's bed last night would disagree.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz leaving Petco in L.A. (9/16)

I don't know what it is with the Simpson sisters and marriage, but clearly it's not for them (see here, here, and here). Maybe they should take up crocheting or scrapbooking instead. From Star magazine:

There's no denying the chemistry between Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Colin Egglesfield on Melrose Place — and it seems life is imitating art for these two! In between filming scenes on Sept. 23, an overly flirty Ashlee got touchy-feely with Colin while her husband, Pete Wentz, was on tour in Dallas with Fall Out Boy.

Dressed only in a loosely tied robe, Ash, who plays not-so-innocent Violet Foster, kept grabbing Colin's hand and hugging him repeatedly, an eyewitness tells Star. "They hung out together for hours. She giggled nonstop and did the whole hair-flip thing."

Ashlee has been crushing hard on Colin, who plays nice guy Auggie Kirkpatrick, since she scored the role on Melrose. "One of the first things Ash said was, 'The guy who plays Auggie is really hot,'" reveals a close friend.

But while Ashlee is giddy over Colin, her husband is jealous — and the two have been fighting worse than ever over her costar, which is starting to affect her work. On a few occasions, she broke down in sobs after angry phone calls, says a Melrose set source.

Pete has nothing to worry about. This Colin guy clearly isn't Ashlee's type (effeminate douchebag emo midgets) -- in fact he looks like just the opposite, or at least like someone who isn't afraid of sunlight. The only time Pete should get jealous of one of Ashlee's colleagues is when she starts acting with co-stars who are more like him -- e.g. when her career implodes and she starts doing tampon commercials.

Ashlee Simpson arriving at MTV studios in New York (9/3)

+ Hayden Panettiere in a cheerleader outfit [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Olivia Wilde. Because she's hot. [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hottie Asia Argento in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Check out who the Prime Minister of Italy's banging. Hot! [IDLYITW]
+ Hot girl attacked by ugly girl! [moejackson]

+ Jennifer Love Hewitt looking hot in FHM [Popoholic]
+ Kelly Osbourne almost pulled a DJ AM [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Probably the coolest celeb tattoo ever [College Humor]
+ Salma Hayek dresses down a restaurant hostess [Dlisted]

+ Breasts make everything better [Yeeeah!]
+ Guess that celebrity ass crack [CityRag]
+ Hottest photo of the day [popbytes]
+ I want to go drinking with Justin Timberlake [Gabby Babble]

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in New York (6/24)

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson got into it over the weekend in Chicago. Why? Because Ashlee Simpson is a fucking bitch of course. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The pair was celebrating the first anniversary of Wentz's Chicago bar, Angels & Demons, on Saturday when the singer reportedly shouted at him to leave in front of partygoers. Simpson-Wentz had been drinking and the pair continued to argue heavily when they left the venue, according to reports.

A source said that Ashlee "came up completely wasted and yells at him to leave. They fought, she told him he was horrible in front of a whole group of people and made him leave his own party early. So they make a scene and leave the bar."

Pete and Ashlee aren't only fighting in public, they're going at it at home as well. A reenactment of a fight they had last week:
 
Ashlee: "Dammit Pete! Will you stop using my eyeliner! There's hardly any left!"
 
Pete: "Fine. Then give me back my black fingernail polish!"
 
Ashlee: "You can't have that, you traded it to me for my Replenishing Hair Masque."
 
Pete: *runs off weeping*
 
Ashlee: "Pussy!"

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Ken Paves salon in West Hollywood (7/23)

I'm not a famous singer, but if I was, I would go out of my way to not be a dick to the people who buy my CDs. It just seems like good business sense. Like, I'm not a dick to the people who read Celebslam. I almost never call you guys fat or ugly. From the National Enquirer:

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz snubbed her fans after having her red locks tended to at the Ken Paves Salon in Beverly HIlls on July 23. The star of "Melrose Place" promised she'd sign autographs and pose for photos on her way out. But she changed her mind and walked right past everyone after her beauty session. (Print Edition - 8/3)

The most shocking part about this story isn't that Ashlee didn't sign autographs for her fans -- it's that she actually has fans. The only person who should actually want an Ashlee Simpson signature is a server at a restaurant waiting for her to sign the bill. If these people outside the salon were so desperate for the autograph of a washed-up moron that married a gay dude, they shouldn't have waited for Ashlee -- they should have waited for her sister.

Ashlee Simpson arriving to Senor Fred restaurant in Sherman Oaks (8/1)

+ Megan Fox is one scary bitch [moejackson]

+ Adrianne Curry squeezes her big boobs into a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Big boobs! [College Humor]
+ I want to be Miranda Kerr's bikini adjuster [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I would do naughty naughty things to this woman [OK! Magazine]

+ Tom Cruise gives marriage advice to the Beckhams [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Megan Fox totally rejected Seth Rogan [Popoholic]
+ Jude Law's girlfriend tricked him into knocking her up [Just Jared]
+ More Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics [Hollywood Tuna]
+ CONFIRMED: Lady Gaga has a penis [The Blemish]

+ Naomi Campbell beat up another photographer [Dlisted]
+ Michael Jackson's mom gets the kids [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jessica Simpson talks about her new sexy lingerie collection [A Socialite's Life]
+ Swapping the heads of celebrity babies and parents. Weird. [CityRag]

Ashlee Simpson at the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation 20th Annual "A Time For Heroes" celebrity carnival in L.A. (6/7)

+ Kendra Wilkinson's tits are ridiculous [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Amy Adams Topless Video! [Egotastic!]
+ Bruno is a hot piece of ass [Just Jared]
+ Victoria Silvstedt nip slip [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Seacrest banged Lohan? [The Blemish]

+ The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone [Holy Taco]
+ Britney Spears denies being forced to tour [A Socialite's Life]
+ The best robot-inspired music videos [Attuworld]
+ Probably the hottest pic of Sienna Miller ever taken [F-Listed]
+ Bradley Cooper dating Jennifer Aniston? [Cele|bitchy]

Ashlee Simpson at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party in Hollywood (5/14)

Sorry for the lack of posts this afternoon. Been having some technical difficulties. Not having technical difficulties? Ashlee Simpson's uterus. It works just fine. In fact, she may be pregnant again. Via Hollyscoop:

While Ashlee is excited about her new addition, her husband Pete Wentz is apparently having second thoughts. A source tells Star, "He loves Ash and Bronx. But he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

On the other hand, Ashlee is hoping baby #2 will be the glue that sticks the family together once and for all. The source says, “She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal.” Neither Ashlee nor Pete’s reps have made a comment on the news.

Great idea Ashlee. Use your infant children as a prop to trap your husband. That's certain to be the key to a healthy relationship -- ask Britney. I might actually feel bad for these two if Ashlee weren't so self-absorbed and Pete didn't look like a skinny female version of Kelly Osbourne. Of course, considering the amount of make-up he wears, it could all be Pete's idea to turn Ashlee's uterus into a clown car.

Pete Wentz hearts strippers

Remember that story a few weeks ago about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's marital troubles? Apparently Pete's partying too much for Ashlee's liking. Well I don't think these pics are going to help. Pics of your husband partying with strippers while you're at home with the baby usually don't. From Star:

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy," an eyewitness tells Star. "People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers [and] dancing on a pool table with the girls."

However, earlier in the day, Ashlee — who headed back home after attending FOB's April 4 concert in Irvine, Calif. — Twittered: "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home." And also: "I need my hubs."

This is dumb -- of course Pete missed his wife. While two of the strippers -- Diamond and Marcedes I believe -- were giving Pete a private lollipop show in the bathroom, he accidentally called one of them 'Ashlee.' I thought that was pretty sweet of him. But of course Star didn't mention that.

The Simpson-Wentzs in South Beach last year

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Simpson-Wentz's marriage is in trouble. Supposedly Pete spends way too much time getting ready -- an hour on his eyeliner alone -- and Ashlee is just fed up. Just kidding. But admit it, that does sound plausible. From the New York Post:

Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle. An insider told Page Six, "Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home. It's just not working." A rep for Simpson, who's currently spending some alone time with her hubby in Australia without baby Bronx Mowgli, said, "This is not true. Everything is fine in their world." (Source)

Divorce? Failed career? Ashlee, your sister Jessica called. She wants her shtick back . . . and an 8 pc. Breast & Wing Meal from KFC. Stat!