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Ashlee Simpson at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party in Hollywood (5/14)

Sorry for the lack of posts this afternoon. Been having some technical difficulties. Not having technical difficulties? Ashlee Simpson's uterus. It works just fine. In fact, she may be pregnant again. Via Hollyscoop:

While Ashlee is excited about her new addition, her husband Pete Wentz is apparently having second thoughts. A source tells Star, "He loves Ash and Bronx. But he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

On the other hand, Ashlee is hoping baby #2 will be the glue that sticks the family together once and for all. The source says, “She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal.” Neither Ashlee nor Pete’s reps have made a comment on the news.

Great idea Ashlee. Use your infant children as a prop to trap your husband. That's certain to be the key to a healthy relationship -- ask Britney. I might actually feel bad for these two if Ashlee weren't so self-absorbed and Pete didn't look like a skinny female version of Kelly Osbourne. Of course, considering the amount of make-up he wears, it could all be Pete's idea to turn Ashlee's uterus into a clown car.

Pete Wentz hearts strippers

Remember that story a few weeks ago about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's marital troubles? Apparently Pete's partying too much for Ashlee's liking. Well I don't think these pics are going to help. Pics of your husband partying with strippers while you're at home with the baby usually don't. From Star:

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.

"Everybody was going absolutely crazy," an eyewitness tells Star. "People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers [and] dancing on a pool table with the girls."

However, earlier in the day, Ashlee — who headed back home after attending FOB's April 4 concert in Irvine, Calif. — Twittered: "I am beyond sad to leave my love... My heart is breaking as we drive home." And also: "I need my hubs."

This is dumb -- of course Pete missed his wife. While two of the strippers -- Diamond and Marcedes I believe -- were giving Pete a private lollipop show in the bathroom, he accidentally called one of them 'Ashlee.' I thought that was pretty sweet of him. But of course Star didn't mention that.

The Simpson-Wentzs in South Beach last year

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Simpson-Wentz's marriage is in trouble. Supposedly Pete spends way too much time getting ready -- an hour on his eyeliner alone -- and Ashlee is just fed up. Just kidding. But admit it, that does sound plausible. From the New York Post:

Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle. An insider told Page Six, "Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home. It's just not working." A rep for Simpson, who's currently spending some alone time with her hubby in Australia without baby Bronx Mowgli, said, "This is not true. Everything is fine in their world." (Source)

Divorce? Failed career? Ashlee, your sister Jessica called. She wants her shtick back . . . and an 8 pc. Breast & Wing Meal from KFC. Stat!

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Troubadour club in West Hollywood (12/8)

So I guess Ashlee Simpson is an actress now or something. It was announced today that the singer -- who's only acting experience is faking orgasms with her husband Pete Wentz 3-4 times a week -- is set to play the role of Violet Foster in the CW's remake of Melrose Place. In other news, the CW is possibly run by retarded monkeys. From E!:

The "Pieces of Me" singer, who was once a regular on 7th Heaven and appears alongside her husband in the March 18 episode of CSI: NY, will play Violet Foster, a Spokane, Wash., gal who hops on the bus to Los Angeles the day after she graduated. Violet is described as having a sex appeal she's not afraid to use to her advantage and a seeming small-town naiveté that masks her shrewd, plotting nature.

"I'm thrilled to be joining the cast of Melrose Place and I look forward to being a part of its new generation of residents," she said in a statement. (Source)

If Ashlee's a series regular, you know we're eventually going to see a cameo from Pete. So the question is, what role are we going to see him playing? My guess: Makeup counter girl at Nordstrom.

Ashlee Simpson bikini pics!

Ashlee Simpson in Honolulu, Hawaii (Jan. 2007)

Jessica Simpson and her new "fuller" figure

Ashlee Simpson is pissed that even though Barack Obama is now President, people are still making fun of fat people. Wait, what? From her MySpace blog:

Since when did a woman's weight become newsworthy...

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash

Size 2? Really? The only way Jessica's a Size 2 is if sizes go up in increments of one fifth. Congratulations Megan Fox. According to Ashlee's new system, you're now a Size .4

Ashlee Simpson bikini pics!

Ashlee Simpson in the Turks and Caicos Islands (May 2008)

Pete Wentz loves Ashlee Simpson's boobs

Pete Wentz's favorite thing about new wife Ashlee "don't call me Ashley" Simpson? Her personality Her sense of humor Her eyeshadow that he always borrows Her boobs. Pete told the Daily 10:

"I would start with the breasts . . . Ashlee is the kind of person that understands me in a way that other human beings don't understand each other. I would say that we fit together kind of like Lego pieces, and that's how we're able to communicate. She's always there for me, she always has my back no matter what. If I have to leave at 6 a.m. to go somewhere, she's packing my bag for me. I'm like, 'What are you doing up at 6 a.m.?' and she's packing my bag." (Source)

There's a good reason Ashlee's boobs are Pete's favorite thing: unlike her voice, nose, and chin, they're the only thing she has that are real. Pete better enjoy his wife's post-pregnancy boobs while he can, because in a couple of months her cans are gonna start sagging lower than her last album sales.

NOTE: My favorite thing about Ashlee? Her sister's boobs.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz-Simpson at a donut shop in Hollywood (7/25)

Pete Wentz is denying the New York Post's report that Ashlee Simpson and him approached "every single celebrity magazine" to sell the first pics of their baby Bronx Mowgli but found no takers. He wrote on his blog:

ring ring, its the truth calling...

About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered

mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.

We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. We understand that like other celebrities have said, “there is a bounty on our heads” for these pictures. There is a danger when there are cameras being held over walls and into our backyard. We are followed day and night and that was fine when it was us but we are going to do our best to shelter Bronx from that as much as possible. Its scary to be followed by 10 cars to your home. We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiousity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.

In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now - and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.

ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy. (Source)

Pete's lying of course. Ashlee's father is Joe Simpson. Don't think for a second that he doesn't view this baby as just a huge dollar sign that pisses and shits everywhere. Rumor is he had a deal with Pay-Per-View to televise Bronx's conception in high def until Ashlee found the cameraman in the closet and kicked him out . . .