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Ashlee Simpson at the Melrose Place launch party held on Melrose Place and Melrose Avenue in L.A. (8/22)

Turns out Ashlee Simpson wasn't booted from Melrose Place to further the plot. She was booted because she was an asshole. A source told Fox News:

"Ashlee was kicked off 'Melrose Place' because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members. It created a lot of discord among the cast."

Another big problem, says the snitch?

"She could barely act."

Keep in mind acting is probably the easiest thing to do in the world. You just talk. Any moron can do it and do it well. You don't have to operate a centrifuge, perform open heart surgery, or lecture to a class of 200 students (i.e. real jobs). You just talk. On IMDB right now, there's 165 listings for the keyword "dog actor." There's another 55 listings for "horse actor" and another 39 for "monkey actor." In other words, Ashlee could barely do what many dogs, horses, and monkeys have successfully done over the years. She's basically retarded.

Ashlee Simpson out and about in West Hollywood (9/23)

According to the National Enquirer, Ashlee Simpson is on the verge of a mental breakdown and . . . and . . . and holy shit, look at the size of her neck! She looks like a freaking velociraptor! From the tabloid:

Pals fear Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is teetering on the edge of an emotional breakdown after Melrose Place eviction. The rail-thin 25-year-old singer/actress is devastated after being axed from the cast of Melrose just two months into the season.

"Ashlee didn't see it coming, and now she's crushed," divulged an insider. "She invested her heart and soul into the job. She feels like the rug has been pulled out from under her . . . Ashlee's friends are concerned that she's headed for an emotional meltdown. She was desperate to establish herself as a serious actress, but now she's worried that she's failing."

Ashlee really hoped to "establish herself as a serious actress"? That possibility pretty much went out the window the moment she appeared on a reality TV show . . . made a jackass out of herself lip-syncing on SNL . . . did this at McDonalds . . . had her entire face reconstructed with plastic surgery . . . seriously, I could go on all day with these . . . married Pete Wentz . . .

Jessica Simpson at Heathrow Airport in London (10/10)

So remember how that producer dude of Melrose Place said it was the plan from the beginning to kill Ashlee Simpson off after 12 episodes? Turns out he was lying and the Simpson family is still a little pissed about it. Jessica ripped the show today on her twitter:

CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press
about 13 hours ago from web

Jessica Simpson talking shit about someone else's writing is like Stephen Hawking talking shit about someone else's walking. God I love twitter. It's a fucking gold mine.

Ashlee Simpson on the set of Melrose Place in L.A. (9/23)

Well that didn't last too long. Ashlee Simpson's little foray into the television world is over. She's been fired from Melrose Place. From Entertainment Weekly's interview with executive producer Todd Slavkin:

What was behind the decision to let Ashlee and Colin [Egglesfield] go?
TODD SLAVKIN: Well, we always knew that this murder mystery would end in episode 12. And we always knew that [Ashlee's] character of Violet would be instrumental in that as a suspect, and [Colin's character of] Augie as well. And once that murder mystery was solved, she would go on her way. That was the original plan going into the development of the show.

So it was always the plan for Ashlee to leave after episode 12?
SLAVKIN: Yes. Because we felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on.

Oh, so that was the plan from the very beginning, to only keep Ashlee for 12 episodes? I think the horse's head that Joe Simpson planted in Todd's bed last night would disagree.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz leaving Petco in L.A. (9/16)

I don't know what it is with the Simpson sisters and marriage, but clearly it's not for them (see here, here, and here). Maybe they should take up crocheting or scrapbooking instead. From Star magazine:

There's no denying the chemistry between Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Colin Egglesfield on Melrose Place — and it seems life is imitating art for these two! In between filming scenes on Sept. 23, an overly flirty Ashlee got touchy-feely with Colin while her husband, Pete Wentz, was on tour in Dallas with Fall Out Boy.

Dressed only in a loosely tied robe, Ash, who plays not-so-innocent Violet Foster, kept grabbing Colin's hand and hugging him repeatedly, an eyewitness tells Star. "They hung out together for hours. She giggled nonstop and did the whole hair-flip thing."

Ashlee has been crushing hard on Colin, who plays nice guy Auggie Kirkpatrick, since she scored the role on Melrose. "One of the first things Ash said was, 'The guy who plays Auggie is really hot,'" reveals a close friend.

But while Ashlee is giddy over Colin, her husband is jealous — and the two have been fighting worse than ever over her costar, which is starting to affect her work. On a few occasions, she broke down in sobs after angry phone calls, says a Melrose set source.

Pete has nothing to worry about. This Colin guy clearly isn't Ashlee's type (effeminate douchebag emo midgets) -- in fact he looks like just the opposite, or at least like someone who isn't afraid of sunlight. The only time Pete should get jealous of one of Ashlee's colleagues is when she starts acting with co-stars who are more like him -- e.g. when her career implodes and she starts doing tampon commercials.

Ashlee Simpson arriving at MTV studios in New York (9/3)

+ Hayden Panettiere in a cheerleader outfit [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Olivia Wilde. Because she's hot. [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Hottie Asia Argento in a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Check out who the Prime Minister of Italy's banging. Hot! [IDLYITW]
+ Hot girl attacked by ugly girl! [moejackson]

+ Jennifer Love Hewitt looking hot in FHM [Popoholic]
+ Kelly Osbourne almost pulled a DJ AM [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Probably the coolest celeb tattoo ever [College Humor]
+ Salma Hayek dresses down a restaurant hostess [Dlisted]

+ Breasts make everything better [Yeeeah!]
+ Guess that celebrity ass crack [CityRag]
+ Hottest photo of the day [popbytes]
+ I want to go drinking with Justin Timberlake [Gabby Babble]

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in New York (6/24)

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson got into it over the weekend in Chicago. Why? Because Ashlee Simpson is a fucking bitch of course. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

The pair was celebrating the first anniversary of Wentz's Chicago bar, Angels & Demons, on Saturday when the singer reportedly shouted at him to leave in front of partygoers. Simpson-Wentz had been drinking and the pair continued to argue heavily when they left the venue, according to reports.

A source said that Ashlee "came up completely wasted and yells at him to leave. They fought, she told him he was horrible in front of a whole group of people and made him leave his own party early. So they make a scene and leave the bar."

Pete and Ashlee aren't only fighting in public, they're going at it at home as well. A reenactment of a fight they had last week:
 
Ashlee: "Dammit Pete! Will you stop using my eyeliner! There's hardly any left!"
 
Pete: "Fine. Then give me back my black fingernail polish!"
 
Ashlee: "You can't have that, you traded it to me for my Replenishing Hair Masque."
 
Pete: *runs off weeping*
 
Ashlee: "Pussy!"

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Ken Paves salon in West Hollywood (7/23)

I'm not a famous singer, but if I was, I would go out of my way to not be a dick to the people who buy my CDs. It just seems like good business sense. Like, I'm not a dick to the people who read Celebslam. I almost never call you guys fat or ugly. From the National Enquirer:

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz snubbed her fans after having her red locks tended to at the Ken Paves Salon in Beverly HIlls on July 23. The star of "Melrose Place" promised she'd sign autographs and pose for photos on her way out. But she changed her mind and walked right past everyone after her beauty session. (Print Edition - 8/3)

The most shocking part about this story isn't that Ashlee didn't sign autographs for her fans -- it's that she actually has fans. The only person who should actually want an Ashlee Simpson signature is a server at a restaurant waiting for her to sign the bill. If these people outside the salon were so desperate for the autograph of a washed-up moron that married a gay dude, they shouldn't have waited for Ashlee -- they should have waited for her sister.

Ashlee Simpson arriving to Senor Fred restaurant in Sherman Oaks (8/1)

+ Megan Fox is one scary bitch [moejackson]

+ Adrianne Curry squeezes her big boobs into a bikini [The Superficial]
+ Big boobs! [College Humor]
+ I want to be Miranda Kerr's bikini adjuster [Drunken Stepfather]
+ I would do naughty naughty things to this woman [OK! Magazine]

+ Tom Cruise gives marriage advice to the Beckhams [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Megan Fox totally rejected Seth Rogan [Popoholic]
+ Jude Law's girlfriend tricked him into knocking her up [Just Jared]
+ More Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pics [Hollywood Tuna]
+ CONFIRMED: Lady Gaga has a penis [The Blemish]

+ Naomi Campbell beat up another photographer [Dlisted]
+ Michael Jackson's mom gets the kids [Cele|bitchy]
+ Jessica Simpson talks about her new sexy lingerie collection [A Socialite's Life]
+ Swapping the heads of celebrity babies and parents. Weird. [CityRag]

Ashlee Simpson at the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation 20th Annual "A Time For Heroes" celebrity carnival in L.A. (6/7)

+ Kendra Wilkinson's tits are ridiculous [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Amy Adams Topless Video! [Egotastic!]
+ Bruno is a hot piece of ass [Just Jared]
+ Victoria Silvstedt nip slip [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Seacrest banged Lohan? [The Blemish]

+ The 7 Stages of First-Time Sex with Someone [Holy Taco]
+ Britney Spears denies being forced to tour [A Socialite's Life]
+ The best robot-inspired music videos [Attuworld]
+ Probably the hottest pic of Sienna Miller ever taken [F-Listed]
+ Bradley Cooper dating Jennifer Aniston? [Cele|bitchy]