Paparazzi photos from Thursday, April 23
Ashlee Simpson and her husband Evan Ross leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)
Model Lisa Opie at the beach in Miami (pics start here)
Pixie Lott arriving at BBC Radio Studios in London (pics start here)
Elle Fanning arriving for her appointment at Lancer Dermatology in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Melanie Griffith leaving Epione Cosmetic Dermatology in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Model Hilary Rhoda out and about in New York (pics start here)
Mickey Rourke out and about in New York (pics start here)
Charisma Carpenter at the Supa Nova Pop Culture Conference in Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia (pics start here)
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his girlfriend Heather Milligan riding bikes in Santa Monica (pics start here)
Lori Loughlin leaving Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Rita Ora and her boyfriend Ricky Hilfiger out and about in New York (pics start here)
Cara Santana leaving esNAIL in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
*110 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson bikini pics!
Here's Ashlee Simpson and her pregnancy-ravaged body on vacation in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. This kid isn't even born yet and he's already on vacation. What a lazy little shit. I he wants to succeed in life, he's gonna have to work harder than this.
*30 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson on her way to her wedding in Greenwich, Connecticut (8/31)
Ashlee Simpson thought she was gonna make a boatload of money from her wedding pictures, but then reality hit her: no one cares about Ashlee Simpson. From the New York Daily News:
"The Simpsons have a long history of selling pictures to magazines," an insider tells Confidenti@l. "When Jessica was at the peak of her success with Nick Lachey, her dad made an exclusive several-part deal with OK! magazine. Just a few months ago, Jessica sold her most recent wedding pictures to People for $300,000. But now it seems no one cares about Ashlee anymore."This is so sad. If you can't make hundreds of thousands of dollars from a wedding, then what's the point of even having one? Love? Awww, that's so cute. But this is 2014, not 1814. Hop on your stagecoach, because there's no room for your antiquated ideas here. But be careful crossing Dakota Territory -- I hear there's been an outbreak of the scarlet fever.
"The only outlet that had expressed any real interest is People," another insider said. "But they made it clear that a picture of the two sisters together would be better than a picture of Ashlee alone or with her groom. And (People) will not guarantee a cover."
An hour after Confidenti@l contacted Simpson's rep Janet Ringwood for comment, wedding photos were suddenly, and not exclusively, released for sale to any magazines or papers that were interested -- in the late afternoon on Labor Day!
*10 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (6/22)
Here's some pics of Ashlee Simpson on vacation in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. I think her dad Joe also went, but he's off getting a waxing and a mani-pedi. "OMG Ashlee, how fabulous do I look right now!"
*15 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson in Oahu (12/26)
The Simpson family is currently on vacation in Hawaii, including matriarch Tina, Jessica and her fiance Eric, and Ashlee, who kindly showed off her ass to the paparazzi yesterday. As you can see from the gallery, Papa Joe Simpson wasn't able to make it, presumably because of some really gay reason. "I hear Hawaii has really big spiders! Eeeeek!"
*20 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
That's pretty gay, dude
Joe Simpson is famous for 1. Being the father of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, and 2. Being the creepy father who always talks about Jessica Simpson's boobs. But suddenly it doesn't seem so creepy because a family insider told the National Enquirer that Joe is queerer than a three dollar bill. No wonder Jessica can hit that high note! Via Radar:
And not only has a family source told The National Enquirer that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, the source says the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-someÃÂÃÂthing boy toy! The stunning confession was the real reason wife Tina filed for divorce from Joe, her husband of 34 years, in late September, the Enquirer reports.You know, I've had my suspicions about Joe for quite some time. There's always been something about him that's just "off." I think the smoking gun for me was that time I ran into him at a club in Hollywood and he let me fuck him in the ass. I kid, I kid. It was in Santa Monica.
"Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet," an insider divulged. "He told them that he'd tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn't go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men. Joe said it wasn't fair to her, and it wasn't fair to him."
*5 Gay Joe Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
Jessica Simpson's parents are divorcing
The entire Simpson family officially sucks at marriage. Ashlee divorced Pete. Jessica divorced Nick. And now Tina and Joe are splitting up. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Jessica's parents -- Tina and Joe Simpson -- are said to be amicably finalizing their divorce. Intriguingly, Tina Simpson is said to be far richer than her estranged hubby. A number of years ago, she and Joe divided up their responsibilities of managing Jessica's career -- with Joe handling her showbiz projects and Tina overseeing the merchandising and endorsement possibilities. Given Jessica's singing and acting have been eclipsed by her endorsement and licensing deals -- which make hundreds of millions -- Tina has really raked in the big bucks.Phew! This must be one hell of a release for Joe.The Simpsons are getting divorced, so Papa Joe can finally stop pretending to not be staring at Jessica's tits all the time. I Hope Tina doesn't think she's coming out the winner in this situation, because his hard-on clearly states that Joe's not in it for the money. Careers be damned, "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" It must have been horrible to explain why he can't maintain an erection unless he's motorboating his daughter. You know, I admit that last line was pretty dark, but in my defense I have it on good authority that Joe agrees with everything I wrote.
*10 Simpson Family pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson leaving the Jenni Kayne salon in West Hollywood (11/15)
In Ashlee Simpson's defense, if you charge $90 for a car wash, you deserve to get stiffed on the tip. Heh heh heh, stiffed. From Star:
Ashlee Simpson gave a less-than-generous tip to some hardworking car washers in L.A. on Nov. 19. "Ashlee's a terrible tipper!" says the source. "Three guys were working their butts off washing, waxing and detailing her car. It cost $90, but she only tipped the guys 3 bucks! (Print Edition - 12/19)Come on, this story isn't fair. The fact that Ashlee isn't working at a car wash is amazing in itself. I can't believe we even think of her as a celebrity anymore. Unless Ash starts to turn tricks at Selena Gomez concerts, I expect to not hear or see anything from her in the near future. Well, maybe I spoke too soon. She'd make a fine Walmart greeter.
*26 Ashlee Simpson pictures total in the gallery:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz on their honeymoon in the Caribbean in 2008
Did Pete Wentz have a prescription drug addiction that ultimately led to Ashlee Simpson filing for divorce? Sure, why not. From the National Enquirer:
Ashlee Simpson pulled the plug on her marriage to Pete Wentz because of his out-of-control dug habit, say sources. Fed up with the rocker's abuse of prescription drugs, his wandering eye and because she feared for the safety of the couple's 2-year-old son, the singer-actress filed for divorce on Feb.9 after less than three years of marriage. Although Ashlee had been pressing Pete to go to rehab for a while - and had even threatened to leave him - insiders say the troubled musician didn't take her demands seriously until it was too late.Where's the compassion for this guy? If you were married to that loudmouthed harpy and looked like an anorexic emo hobbit, you'd be taking pills to make yourself feel better too. Frankly, I'm surprised this guy wasn't in a completely comatose state 24/7. Fortunately for Pete, if he wants to ensure that everyone (i.e. America) ends up happy, there's still one more pill he could take: a cyanide capsule.
"Ashlee realized that Pete had become a functioning addict and that he wasn't making any effort to quit," revealed an insider. He'd been taking the sleeping pill Ambien OxyContin, said the source -- and Ashlee had concerns about Pete's behavior around their son Bronx. "More than once, Ashlee has been awakened in the middle of the night by Pete standing over her in a zombie-like stupor mumbling incoherently," the insider said. "And when she told him about these frightening episodes the next morning, he couldn't remember what happened. Pete's behavior was getting worse as time went on- and he wouldn't admit to a problem."
*15 Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pictures total in the gallery: