Arnold Schwarzenegger and his new girlfriend Heather Milligan leaving Spago in Beverly Hills (4/21)
+ Kelly Brook is top-heavy [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Michelle Rodriguez cleans up well, very well [Popoholic]
+ It's Reese Witherspoon in handcuffs [IDLYITW]
+ Carolina Flack is braless (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Christina Aguilera looks, um, better [The Superficial]
+ Zach Braff needs your money [Celebuzz]
+ The most righteous surfer girl gallery, brah [Linkiest]
+ Damn, ncie cleavage [moejackson]
+ Oh boo fucking hoo for Shakira [Cele|bitchy]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Irina Shayk's spectacular bikini ass
*20 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Heather Milligan pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, January 23
Arnold Schwarzenegger at the premiere of The Last Stand at the Odeon West End in London (pics start here)
Jesse McCartney and his girlfriend walking their dog in L.A. (pics start here)
Camila Alves leaving Whole Foods in New Orleans (pics start here)
Katrina Law at the premier of Spartacus: War of the Damned at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live (pics start here)
Selena Gomez leaving a doctor's office in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Busy Philipps leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Australian singer Deltra Goodrem leaving Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Demi Moore on her way to get a botanical detox in L.A. (pics start here)
Tara Reid at Beverly Hills Nail Salon (pics start here)
Hilary Duff leaving a pilates class in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Eva Longoria arriving at LAX airport from Washington, D.C. (pics start here)
Julia Stiles at the premiere of The Makeover at Fox Studios in L.A. (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Arnold Schwarzenegger driving his Unimog in Hollywood (9/15)
Just because he can, Arnold Schwarzenegger drove his five ton Mercedes-Benz U1300 Unimog ($250,000; ~12 mpg) to lunch over the weekend in Hollywood. He would have driven his M1 Abrams tank, but parking is an absolute bitch.
*8 Unimog pictures total in the gallery:
"Her vagina was this big!"
Old Arnold Schwarzenegger is back! You know, the one that runs on unleaded pussy. From the New York Post:
Arnold Schwarzenegger appears to be back to his famous womanizing ways. The 64-year-old Governator was seen flirting with an attractive 20-something brunette at Bagatelle in West Hollywood on Friday night. A witness tells Page Six, "They were with a group of about six celebrating a birthday, but Arnold was focused on this younger girl who looked like a model. He had his hand on her knee, then his hand kept on going up . . . " The spy said he was also seen "nuzzling" the girl. The group including Schwarzenegger and the girl later all left at the same time.I want to shit on Arnold, but I can't. For as bad a shape as he left the great state of Cahleeforneea, he still has credit in my book. Why, you ask? Well, the answer is simple: Predator should have won an Oscar, that's how good of a movie it was and still is. It was shameful that the Academy snubbed it for The Last Emperor, a real floater of a turd, IMO. The scene where Sgt. Mac cuts the jungle down with Blain's mini gun in a fit of anger and rage over his friend's murder is the reason we make movies, kids. "...so you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder? What happened to you, Dillon? You used to be someone I could trust." -- Bravo, Arnold. Bravo.
*11 Arnold Scharzenegger pictures total in the gallery:
Arnold Schwarzenegger out and about in Brentwood (11/4)
+ Jennifer Lopez showing some boobage [The Superficial]
+ Katy Perry needs to show more boobage [Celebuzz]
+ Helena Christensen is semi-NSFW [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Holy crap Amber Heard is hot [Popoholic]
+ Sexy drunk girl dodgeball! [Linkiest]
+ Poppy Montgomery is freaking hot [Caught on Set]
+ Abigail Clancy 's peek-a-boo cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Nose picker outed! [Busted Coverage]
+ Is Kate Upton the hottest chick on earth? [Brobible]
+ Justin Timberlake has nailed some hot ass this year [moejackson]
+ Kelly Kelly in a bikini bikini [CityRag]
+ What a douche bag [Socialite Life]
+ Basketball strippers to the rescue! [Yeeeah!]
+ Justin Bieber never met that ho [popbytes]
*17 Arnold Schwarzenegger pictures total in the gallery:
Arnold Schwarzenegger is hungry
Figured I'd start the day off by throwing a little bone to all the female Celebslam fans out there. So there's Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexy ass leaving the Brentwood Country Mart on Sunday. Nom Nom Nom. Damn, Arnold's attacking that ice cream cone like it's an overweight housekeeper.
*26 Arnold Schwarzenegger pictures total in the gallery:
Maria Shriver leaving the AT&T store in Santa Monica (6/22)
There's bad financial decision and then there's what Maria Shriver did earlier this month. From the Chicago Sun Times:
According to one of Maria Shriver’s closest friends, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s future ex-wife would not accept the reported $15 million advance publishers supposedly are throwing her way.Turning down $15 million to write about how hurt you were by your husband going raw dog on a fat chick is almost as bad a decision as actually going raw dog on a fat chick. Then again, Arnold did marry Maria -- who sometimes looks like this -- so he's prone to making bad decisions.
“Maria will never write a book about their breakup — no matter how much she’s offered. Her family’s privacy — and especially her intense devotion to protecting her children — is her primary concern, as it always has been,” said the Shriver insider.
*26 Maria Shriver pictures total in the gallery:
Arnold Schwarzenegger leaving Cafe Roma in Beverly Hills (6/25)
*throws bundled up wad of 100s at each other* . . . From the National Enquirer:
It was Oprah Winfrey who urged Maria [Shriver] to walk!It's not every day that you get to see two of Hollywood's elite go at it. Frankly, I wouldn't know who to support. Do I root for the misogynistic serial philanderer who fathered a child with his housekeeper out of wedlock and kept it secret from his wife for more than a decade? Or the talk show host who's brainwashed more American women than De Beers. Tough call.
“Arnold had totally believed he could convince Maria to stay with him, and that she wouldn’t have left without encouragement,” said a family friend. “He thought the ‘leave the creep’ advice had come from Maria’s cousin/main family confidant, Robert Kennedy Jr., but a mutual friend says Maria confided it was Oprah she first unburdened her secret to - and Oprah told her to get out of Dodge! Now Arnold wants revenge on Oprah, and badly, for meddling in his family affairs.”
*10 Arnold Schwarzenegger pictures total in the gallery:
Mildred "Patty" Baena and her son Joseph
Since the Arnold Schwarzenegger scandal broke last month, Patty Baena has been noticeably quiet about her affair with the former governor of California. That all changed this week ($$$$$$$) when she and love child Joseph did a photoshoot ($$$$$$$) and interview ($$$$$$$) for HELLO! magazine:
"It was as Joseph grew and I started to see the resemblance that I wondered - but It became more apparent as time went on."You know what made it especially apparent? WHEN HE FUCKED YOU WITHOUT A CONDOM.
"I knew Arnold was the father, and maybe as Joseph got older and began to look like him, he [Arnold] wondered. But he never said anything to me."A gentleman would never broach such a topic with a lady.
"[Maria] would say things like, 'I'm here if you need to talk.' I sensed something was up. I have so much love and respect for Maria."Well yeah, clearly. For those people you don't respect -- do you fuck their husbands, too?
"Finally, she asked point blank. She was so strong. She cried with me and told me to get off my knees. We held each other and I told her it wasn't Arnie's fault, that it takes two."I don't think you had to remind her that you're a whore.
"[Arnold's] a good man and I know he's suffering too. He loves Maria. I hope with time they work things out."Someone help me out here. Is "Maria" the Spanish word for "anything with a pussy"?
*7 Patty Baena pictures total in the gallery: