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Don't worry about California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's--he has more than enough bodyguards traveling with him. From the New York Post:

The California governator stopped for lunch at Fred's at Barneys with a squad of security men last Thursday, and they were immediately ushered to the back of the restaurant, next to a table where maternity de signer Liz Lange was noshing.. Lange was forced to move to make way for two of the guards. Another security man stood at the bar, and two more took their posts outside the front door. Schwarzenegger, who chewed with his mouth open, our spy said, didn't say much to another agent sitting with him while he ate. (Source)

It sounds to me like the Governator's got more protection than a sailor on shore leave in Bangkok. The only difference is the Governator uses his! And what's wrong with chewing with your mouth open? It's a sign of regality in the trailor park where I live/work/grave dig. Anyone seen my teeth?

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Arnold may think his watch is cool because it's sewed into his jacket but it's still not as cool as the pure ivory cell phone I sometimes imagine myself owning (made from only the finest and most endangered African elephants). Sometimes I also like to imagine myself having friends. Like yesterday we all went to the park and played basketball. My friend Michael had 37 points in one game. For purely being a figment of my imagination, he can be such a showoff sometimes!

FlynetOnline

Arnold may think his watch is cool because it's sewed into his jacket but it's still not as cool as the pure ivory cell phone I sometimes imagine myself owning (made from only the finest and most endangered African elephants). Sometimes I also like to imagine myself having friends. Like yesterday we all went to the park and played basketball. My friend Michael had 37 points in one game. For purely being a figment of my imagination, he can be such a showoff sometimes!