Ariel Winter at the "Just Jared 4th Annual Summer Bash" at a private residence in Los Angeles (8/13)
Ariel Winter has about two years before she goes from "that girl with the big boobs from Modern Family" to "my god what happened to that girl with the big boobs from Modern Family" and here she is taking full advantage of it at the "Just Jared Summer Bash" over the weekend in L.A. Oh, right, I guess that was kind of a mean thing to say. Maybe that's why she never accepts invites to my sexy swimsuit parties. *sigh* -- might as well mail a tenth.
*20 Ariel Winter pictures total in the gallery:
Ariel Winter bikini pics!
Here's Modern Family's Ariel Winter posting some bikini pics on Snapchat. Is it just me or are her breasts quite large? I can't believe society hasn't commented on that yet. I guess we're all just too hung up on her acting ability. Keep trying and don't give up, Ariel! Soon we'll notice!
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Ariel Winter's 4th of July booty
Here's Ariel Winter posting some pics of the waves at Monarch Beach in Dana Point on Sunday. Oh, she probably heard that Hurricane Blas in the Eastern Pacific Ocean was causing increased surf along the Pacific Coast and just wanted to keep everyone informed. Thanks for the update, Ariel!
It's Ariel Winter naked
In what is definitely not an attempt to boost Google rankings, here's Ariel Winter naked in a bath tub on the set of Dog Years yesterday. Ariel Winter nakid you say?* No, it's Ariel Winter naked. Can't you spell?
*just covering my bases -- you'd be surprised at the number of people that end up here via misspelled searches. I'm looking at you, Bar Refaeli/Bar Rafaeli/Bar Rifaeli/Bar Refeali/Bar Rafeali
Ariel Winter on the set of Dog Years in Nashville (6/24)
Ariel Winter confirmed on Instagram over the weekend that she and boyfriend Laurent Claude Gaudette have split up. The two had been dating for almost two years, which is why if you know Laurent, you haven't seen him at all for the past two years. BOOBS. She cryptically posted:
When you're surprised that people just haven't gotten it yet... pic.twitter.com/tVdpLh18Sm-- Ariel Winter (@arielwinter1) June 25, 2016
Damn I feel bad for Laurent. Where do you go after dating Ariel Winter? Charlotte McKinney? Christina Hendricks? Kat Dennings? ISIS-controlled Syria? I'm leaning towards Syria. "I've had a good life, but honestly, it's all downhill from here so fuck it. BANZAI!!!"
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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 19
Ariel Winter house hunting in L.A. (pics start here)
Reality star Sophia Pierson (WAGS) at the OK! Magazine So Sexy party at the Skybar at the Mondrian Los Angeles in West Hollywood (pics start here)
Kara Del Toro shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Carrie Underwood performing at Allstate Arena as part of The Storyteller Tour in Rosemont, Illinois (pics start here)
Ray Liotta out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Adriana Lima at the amfAR Gala during the 69th Cannes Film Festival (pics start here)
Courteney Cox arriving to the Ivor Novello Awards at The Grosvenor Hotel in Mayfair, London (pics start here)
Gigi Hadid out and about in Soho, New York (pics start here)
Ashlee Simpson leaving the Tracy Anderson Method gym in Studio City (pics start here)
Melissa Benoist at The CW Network's 2016 Upfront in New York (pics start here)
Emily Blunt leaving The Yellow Balloon hair salon with her daughter Hazel in Studio City (pics start here)
Ryan Gosling at the UK premiere of The Nice Guys at the Odeon Leicester Square in London (pics start here)
*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Ariel Winter in all her glory at Coachella
Okay, that headline is a bit confusing. I don't mean Ariel Winter was literally born out of her mom's asshole. I mean, biologically speaking, Ariel Winter came out of her mom. And Ariel Winter's mom, Crystal Workman, is an asshole. Ariel already divorced her a few years back because of physical and emotional abuse, but apparently that hasn't stopped good ol' Crystal from trying to bring her daughter down. She tells Inside Edition that Ariel never should have gotten breast reduction surgery:
"I don't think anyone at that age should be cutting into their breasts," she said. "I am surprised she did it so young and that the doctor did it for her so young."You know what's number one on the list of inappropriate things you can do? Physically and Emotional Abuse Your Daughter. Accidentally Show Your Breast Reduction Scars is like nine millionth on the list, right after Eat at Cinnabon Without Regret. Seriously, eating a Cinnabon without regret is just inappropriate. Own that shame.
Winter revealed last June that she had undergone surgery to reduce her chest size from a 32F to a 34D, and has since spoken about how the change has improved her life. At the SAG Awards in February, her scars from the operation were clearly visible.
"I'm sorry, I just think this is inappropriate," Workman told IE. "She should never be embarrassed of her scars but she shouldn't be flaunting them."
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