Anne V

Anne V bikini pics! (Miami - 11/27)

Remember kids, rather than risk a sunburn on that part of your back you just can't reach, ask for some help from the creepy old guy who's been staring at you from across the beach for the last half hour. If you're lucky, he'll use both hands to apply the lotion, leaving none to fondle himself with.

*25 Anne V red bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Anne V bikini pics! (Miami - 11/22)

According to Flynet, that's Russian supermodel Anne Vyalitsyna with her photographer/agent Ali Kavoussi in Miami on Thanksgiving. After spending the day at the beach, the two then went down to the local courthouse to add consonants to their names. Hopefully.

*30 Anne V bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Anne V and Irina Shayk bikini pics!

Because I never got around to it yesterday, here's more pics of supermodels Anne V and Irina Shayk in Miami on Sunday. Oh, looks like Anne never got around to wearing her extra sexy thong like Irina. Now who's the lazy one, Ms. Smarty Pants?

*60 Irina Shayk and Anne V pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 24 and Sunday, March 25

Victoria's Secret models Irina Shayk and Anne V in Miami (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at a studio in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari walking her dog in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria out and about in Glendale, CA (pics start here)

Patrick Schwarzenegger at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio shooting a promotion for Philips Satin Perfect electric razor at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving Black & Sons in L.A. (pics start here)

AnnaSophia Robb on the set of The Carrie Diaries in Manhattan (pics start here)

Fergie leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale arriving at Kahului Airport in Maui for a flight (pics start here)

Minka Kelly out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Dianna Agron leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*131 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Adam Levine got dumped. Or maybe not.

Even though they showed up to the Grammys together yesterday, the New York Post says that Adam Levine was recently dumped by his girlfriend, Russian model Anne V. What a commie bitch.

Sources tell us the couple, who have been dating for two years, split last month, and spies at a Super Bowl party Saturday night in Indy hosted by model Erin Heatherton and John Legend saw Levine go solo. “He wasn’t hitting on any girls, he was just really heartbroken,” a source told us.

Geez, I'm starting to feel like a broken record. Adam, you're a solid B-lister, some would say a low A-lister. Why do you give a crap about this broad? Yes, she's freakin' hot, but you're Adam "The Tattooed Songbird" Levine, not Ryan "please someone hold my hand" Reynolds. Don't take her back -- show the girlie men that real men don't cry over women, we just replace them . . . with other women. I just need to make that clear. I'm not into she-males. I'm not. That Hollywood & Vine situation was blown out of proportion AND it was a case of mistaken identity. Don't judge me.

*20 Adam Levine and Anne V pictures total in the gallery:

Anne V

Russian model Anne V

*check out more of Anne over at Sports Illustrated

*23 Anne V pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (check out the rest of the pics here). Here's some fun trivia for you -- one of the following chicks actually has a cock:

Erin Heatherton (pics start here)
Anne V (pics start here)
Karlie Kloss (pics start here)
Lindsay Ellingson (pics start here)
Izabel Goulart (pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
Anja Rubik (pics start here)
Emanuela de Paula (pics start here)
Chanel Iman (pics start here)
Lily Aldridge (pics start here)
Lais Ribeiro (pics start here)

*124 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pictures total in the gallery:

This Brooklyn Decker chick ain't bad

According to the New York Post, "the claws are out" among supermodel Irina Shayk, Anne V, Julie Henderson, Christine Teigen, and Brooklyn Decker over getting the cover of the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Also, "my pants are off"...

"The girls can get catty over it because everybody wants it. The cover makes you a household name. Any model who wants to make herself a brand knows this is what you need to do," said one fashion insider.

S.I. keeps the cover under lock and key until Monday's announcement. But insiders said editors consider market research on which lady gets the best response from a sample of readers.

"Brooklyn [Decker] was perfect because she's all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman," said one source. "The magazine wants girls who are media-savvy and can speak well."

Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's "all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman"? No, Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's blonde with big tits. These "fashion insiders" are sadly mistaken if they think that most guys want to see a girl on the cover of SI who's media savvy and a great public speaker. If I actually wanted to beat off to sexy airheaded bimbos that talked, I'd watch Fox News.

*20 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery:

Adam Levine and Anne V shooting Maroon 5's new music video

Maroon 5's Adam Levine shot the new music video for "Never Gonna Leave This Bed" yesterday in Santa Monica, and he got to lay in bed all day with his supermodel girlfriend Anne V. Wow, he reminds me a lot of myself. Take this morning when I woke up for example. I also had a raging, almost painful erection.

*46 Adam Levine and Anne V pictures total in the gallery:
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Paparazzi photos from Friday, November 12

Russian supermodel Anne V in Miami (12 pics start here)

Eva Mendes at a photocall for her new film The Other Guys at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid (12 pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving her sister's house in Toluca Lake (6 pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving a salon in L.A. (12 pics start here)

Joshua Jackson on the set of Fringe in Vancouver (11 pics start here)

Elisabeta Canalis leaving Gelson's Market in L.A. (10 pics start here)

Nia Vardalos at the opening night of The Pee-wee Herman Show at The Stephen Sondheim Theatre in New York (5 pics start here)

Actress Kristin Kreuk out and about in Vancouver (12 pics start here)

Natalie Portman at the closing night gala screening of Black Swan at the AFI Fest 2010 in Hollywood (12 pics start here)

Kelly Osbourne on her way to the gym in L.A. (11 pics start here)

Haylie Duff leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (8 pics start here)

Eva Longoria hosting NVCI's 9th Annual "Rock For The Cure" Gala at the Aria Resort in Las Vegas (11 pics start here)

*123 paparazzi photos total in the gallery: