Anne V


Anne V outside the Fountainebleau Hotel in Miami (2/19)

Here's Russian model Anne V in Miami earlier this week. Actually, Anne became an American citizen last November, so I guess that makes her an American model now. Sorry, Russia. You can have Khloe Kardashian if you want. "She have thick ankle, like ox - good for picking much potato."

*35 Anne V pictures total in the gallery:

  • Anne V Bangin Bikini Bod 1
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Anne V in a bikini

Russian model Anne V is definitely not lacking in the confidence department. She knows she's hot and she's not afraid to say it. From the February issue of Ocean Drive:
Ocean Drive: But today, do you recognize that you are pretty?

Anne V: I've been modeling for 12 years and I can do it with my eyes closed. I know I'm pretty. But there are a lot of things that I don't like about myself. I wish I wasn't this white. I never get tan. I wish I could eat everything and not put on weight. Sometimes I wish I didn't have freckles."
It's about damn time. It's nice to see a model finally be a little bit honest with the great unwashed (i.e., you) when the "are you pretty" question is asked. Usually, these empty vessels regurgitate some falsely-modest, PR-rep-cleansed answer that makes me hate them just a little bit (but not enough to stop yanking the crank to their image). I really appreciate how Anne admits to body issues -- it gives me something to stab at when I put the moves on her. Using a woman's insecurity against her is how even average guys can get models to drink out of the ol' strudel tap. You're welcome for the advice.

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Anne V in the June issue of Harper's Bazaar Arabia

+ Billie Faiers and Jessica Wright are a British big boob treat [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Leah Remini is the shit [The Superficial]
+ Justin Bieber's mom slams him [Celebuzz]
+ Rihanna got waxed [IDLYITW]
+ Miley Cyrus is erotic [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Olivia Munn killing it in a sexy black dress [Popoholic]
+ Candice Swanepoel has got some legs [moejackson]
+ Chrissy Teigen is a must watch [Guyism]
+ Kaley Cuoco already got dumped [Dlisted]

+ Pamela Horton is hot, down with all things guilty [Caveman Circus]
+ Derek Jeter got fat [Brobible]
+ Selena Gomez is a naive young woman [popbytes]
+ Salma Hayek is definitely hot [Yeeeah!]

*10 Anne V pictures total in the gallery:

  • Anne V Bikini Body
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Anne V bikini pics! (Miami - 11/27)

Remember kids, rather than risk a sunburn on that part of your back you just can't reach, ask for some help from the creepy old guy who's been staring at you from across the beach for the last half hour. If you're lucky, he'll use both hands to apply the lotion, leaving none to fondle himself with.

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Anne V bikini pics! (Miami - 11/22)

According to Flynet, that's Russian supermodel Anne Vyalitsyna with her photographer/agent Ali Kavoussi in Miami on Thanksgiving. After spending the day at the beach, the two then went down to the local courthouse to add consonants to their names. Hopefully.

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Anne V and Irina Shayk bikini pics!

Because I never got around to it yesterday, here's more pics of supermodels Anne V and Irina Shayk in Miami on Sunday. Oh, looks like Anne never got around to wearing her extra sexy thong like Irina. Now who's the lazy one, Ms. Smarty Pants?

*60 Irina Shayk and Anne V pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 24 and Sunday, March 25

Victoria's Secret models Irina Shayk and Anne V in Miami (pics start here)

Jessica Alba arriving at a studio in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari walking her dog in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria out and about in Glendale, CA (pics start here)

Patrick Schwarzenegger at the beach in Miami (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio shooting a promotion for Philips Satin Perfect electric razor at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving Black & Sons in L.A. (pics start here)

AnnaSophia Robb on the set of The Carrie Diaries in Manhattan (pics start here)

Fergie leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale arriving at Kahului Airport in Maui for a flight (pics start here)

Minka Kelly out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Dianna Agron leaving a juice bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

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  • Irina Shayk Anne V Bikini Pics 1
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Adam Levine got dumped. Or maybe not.

Even though they showed up to the Grammys together yesterday, the New York Post says that Adam Levine was recently dumped by his girlfriend, Russian model Anne V. What a commie bitch.
Sources tell us the couple, who have been dating for two years, split last month, and spies at a Super Bowl party Saturday night in Indy hosted by model Erin Heatherton and John Legend saw Levine go solo. “He wasn’t hitting on any girls, he was just really heartbroken,” a source told us.
Geez, I'm starting to feel like a broken record. Adam, you're a solid B-lister, some would say a low A-lister. Why do you give a crap about this broad? Yes, she's freakin' hot, but you're Adam "The Tattooed Songbird" Levine, not Ryan "please someone hold my hand" Reynolds. Don't take her back -- show the girlie men that real men don't cry over women, we just replace them . . . with other women. I just need to make that clear. I'm not into she-males. I'm not. That Hollywood & Vine situation was blown out of proportion AND it was a case of mistaken identity. Don't judge me.

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Anne V

Russian model Anne V

*check out more of Anne over at Sports Illustrated

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Erin Heatherton at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (check out the rest of the pics here). Here's some fun trivia for you -- one of the following chicks actually has a cock:

Erin Heatherton (pics start here)
Anne V (pics start here)
Karlie Kloss (pics start here)
Lindsay Ellingson (pics start here)
Izabel Goulart (pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
Anja Rubik (pics start here)
Emanuela de Paula (pics start here)
Chanel Iman (pics start here)
Lily Aldridge (pics start here)
Lais Ribeiro (pics start here)

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