Anna Kournikova

Anna Kournikova might be getting married

Is Enrique Iglesias finally going to marry Anna Kournikova next week? Sure, why not. From The Sun:

[Enrique Iglesias] has finally committed and set a date for their wedding. They are set to get hitched next week in their home city, Miami. A source said:

"Anna's been gagging to get married for years but Enrique's resisted, openly talking about how he doesn't want to settle. They're finally going to do it next week and have invited stars including Nicole Scherzinger, Lewis Hamilton, Jennifer Lopez, Eva Longoria, and David and Victoria Beckham."

Anna's been wearing a $4.8 million diamond engagement ring for years and was said to have got secretly hitched to Enrique in 2011 after he introduced her as his wife to fans.

But the source insisted: "They wouldn't have done it in secret as they want it to be lavish. This is going to be a huge wedding in front of their celeb pals. They are going all out - it's going to be a massive ceremony with an over-the-top reception."

Ok, so where's my invite? I'm only asking because since Anna retired a decade ago, I've kept her name relevant via the most ripped-off website ever, Celebslam. I've even been kind enough to not attack her piss-ant, completely milk-toast boyfriend, Ricky Iglesias. Enrique makes Justin Bieber look like Rob Zombie. I'm not even asking to go to the church part, I just want to stop by the reception (don't worry, I sometimes have my drinking almost completely under control). I've always wanted to see what a B-list party looks like, since I run with a much more important crew. My guess is it looks the same as any A-list wedding, the difference being the quality of the cocaine.

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Anna Kournikova in the February issue of Tatler Russia

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+ Johanna Lundback is uber hot from head to toe [Linkiest]
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+ Chris Brown's girlfriend is in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Sara Jean Underwood. In a bikini. [Popoholic]
+ Irina Shayk gets topless for FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kim Kardashian does the bikini thing [Pick Me Up News]
+ Kate Beckinsale being gorgeous again [moejackson]

+ That officer is totally checking out Lindsay's ass [Dlisted]
+ Christina Hendricks gives us her "I was ugly as a kid" story [The Blemish]
+ Kevin Bacon's new house is pretty badass [CityRag]
+ She is rather top heavy [Double Viking]

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Anna Kournikova has a tremendous backside

Anna Kournikova will not be back as a trainer next year on The Biggest Loser. In other news, Anna Kournikova is one of the trainers on The Biggest Loser. I had no idea. How does she find the time? Isn't she way too busy not winning anything at all ever? From The Hollywood Reporter:

Kournikova was hired by NBC to host and act as trainer on season 12 of the reality weight loss series, following Jillian Michael's exit. It seemed like a great idea at the time: she's attractive, camera friendly and a major athlete. But staffers say they clashed with her, and some of the contestants found her a bit brash. Whereas Michaels was soothing, encouraging and even uplifting, Kournikova did not sympathize with her overweight contestants, often telling them about her own tough upbringing when they complained about training being hard.

A source on the show actually called Kournikova "a nightmare." She would definitely not have been mistaken for a life coach.

Shocking news you won't see anywhere else: Hot Russian chick is an asshole. Come on, NBC. We've all been to strip clubs, so we've all had to deal with that shitty "I know I'm hotter than anyone you've ever been with" attitude. Did you guys really think that Anna Kournikova would be a nurturing soul? That's just a bad job of scouting if you ask me. Now if the empty suits who run NBC insist on working with Anna, I recommend that they wait 10 years. By 2021 AK's looks will be gone (along with her money and green card), so she'll be as nice as every other over-the-hill ex-stripper that still needs to feed a habit.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, July 19

Anna Kournikova arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Zac Efron on the set of Heartland in Newton, Iowa (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui at the New York premiere of Friends with Benefits at the Ziegfeld Theater (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving Equinox gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ashley Greene leaving Nobu in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving at a studio in Van Nuys (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving Tavern in Brentwood (pics start here)

Charlize Theron arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem on the set of Bop Decameron in Rome, Italy (pics start here)

Christie Brinkley leaving the Cambridge Theatre in London after performing in Chicago (pics start here)

Julia Stiles and her boyfriend in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Demi Lovato at The Grove in L.A. (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, November 19

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway at The American Museum of Natural History 2010 Gala in New York (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan leaving US Weekly's "Hot Hollywood Party" at The Colony nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale leaving The Ivy restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Paul Rudd filming Wanderlust in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian at LAX airport (pics start here)

Harrison Ford driving in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Natalie Portman at the "FINCA 25th Anniversary Celebration" at Capitale in New York (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon on the set of This Means War in Vancouver (pics start here)

Matthew Morrison on the set of Glee in Pasadena (pics start here)

John Mayer at LAX airport (pics start here)

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Anna Kournikova

Anna Kournikova leaving Prime One Twelve restaurant in Miami (11/13)

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Anna Kournikova at the Raymond James Pro-Celebrity Tennis Classic Pro-Am at the Delray Beach Tennis Center in Florida (11/7)

Anna Kournikova partnered up with Gavin Rossdale at the Raymond James Classic Pro-Am on Sunday and, I'm not exactly sure about this, but it appears that she has an itch. Perhaps I should stare at this picture longer to confirm? Yes, that is what I will do.

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Anna Kournikova 

Anna Kournikova at the release party for author Paul David Pope's new book The Deeds of My Fathers at Ferrari-Maserati Fort Lauderdale in Florida (10/20)

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Anna Kournikova looks pregnant

Anna Kournikova was looking pretty damn pregnant Sunday as she left a gym in Miami. My god, can you imagine if Enrique Iglesias actually knocked her up? They're both so damn good looking, when Anna opened her legs for the obstetrician, a pair of white doves would probably fly out.

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Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias on their boat in Biscayne Bay (7/27)

Here's some blurry bikini pics of Anna Kournikova in Miami yesterday. I know the pics suck but, hey, it's better than not having blurry bikini pics of Anna Kournikova. I use the same logic with hookers. Look, I know my penis can be pretty intimidating, but $50 in your pocket in an hour is better than not having $50 in your pocket in an hour.

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