Anna Faris

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, February 21

Anna Faris at a gas station in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Biel at the Justin Timberlake concert at The Forum in London (pics start here)

Mila Kunis on the set of The Angriest Man In Brooklyn in L.A. (pics start here)

Thandie Newton leaving the Harper's Bazaar Fashion Week party in London (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari promoting her new shoe line in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Reality star Brandi Glanville arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Maya Rudolph on her way to Sweet Butter Cafe in Sherman Oaks (pics start here)

Monica Cruz walking her dog in Madrid (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine at a photocall for Spring Breakers at the Villamagna Hotel in Madrid (pics start here)

Michelle Rodriguez leaving Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Salma Hayek arriving to the Gucci show during Milan Fashion Week in Italy (pics start here)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead at The Wrap Pre-Oscar party at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Taylor Swift leaving Kiss 100 Radio Studios in London (pics start here)

*108 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

The 2012 Academy Awards

By all measurables, my grandparents really loved the Oscars last night. From Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change to Billy Crystal's joke about the Kodak Theatre name change. Seriously, was that the only fucking joke he made? Mix in a little rape humor just to keep everyone off balance. Maybe some jokes about gas prices. Because they are so high, you see. Anyways, thank God there were some fairly attractive women there:

Penelope Cruz (10 pics here)
Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
Maria Menounos (9 pics here)
Olivia Wilde (14 pics here)
Penelope Ann Miller (3 pics here)
Claire Danes (7 pics here)
Amy Adams (7 pics here)
Emma Stone (3 pics here)
Angelina Jolie (17 pics here)
Li Bingbing (4 pics here)
Busy Philipps (4 pics here)
Stacy Keibler (7 pics here)
Rose Byrne (12 pics here)
Anna Faris (12 pics here)
Ellie Kemper (10 pics here)
Sofia Vergara (10 pics here)
Kate Mara (12 pics here)
Nancy O'Dell (7 pics here)
Shailene Woodley (11 pics here)
Kelly Ripa (4 pics here)
Sandra Bullock (6 pics here)
Milla Jovovich (8 pics here)

*188 pictures total in the gallery:

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Anna Faris outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (9/27)

*28 Anna Faris pictures total in the gallery:

Anna Faris out and about in L.A. (10/25)

+ Twitter Queen? More like Twitter Whore. [Wonderwall]

+ Olivia Wilde is beautiful people [moejackson]
+ Julia Roberts does the bikini thing [The Superficial]
+ This was considered hardcore pornography in the mid-40s [College Humor]
+ More pics of Alessandra in those ridiculous shorts [Drunken Stepfather]

+ I still can't believe David Spade did this. What a putz. [PopEater]
+ Shauna's sex tape was totally planned. Gee what a shock. [IDLYITW]
+ Ashley Greene's cleavage is mesmorizing [Popoholic]
+ Ivanka Trump's wedding photos [Just Jared]
+ Lindsay Lohan goes topless in Style magazine [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Pam Anderson is really good at upskirting [The Blemish]
+ You, too, can get blown by a vampire! [Dlisted]
+ Suzanne Somers does not have full body cancer [Cele|bitchy]
+ A gallery of nice butts [CityRag]
 

Anna Faris bikini pics! (Maui - 6/20)

Anna Faris was spotted with a ring on her finger in Maui on Saturday, fueling speculation that she may have eloped with boyfriend Chris Pratt. And when you see his hot-ass "where can I buy those" tight flag shorts (here), it's easy to see why. Not just any man can pull off a look like that.* It's probably best to lock him up before too many women start throwing themselves at him.

*My dad for example. God knows he's tried.

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Anna Faris at the premiere of Observe and Report held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (4/6)