Trouble in paradise?
If you get caught fucking the nanny and the worse thing that happens is that you have to sleep in another room for a few nights, I think you're still ahead of the game. From
Star:
In the April 6 issue of Star — on sale now! — we report that Angie is still furious over catching Brad with one of the family nannies and has kicked him out of their bedroom. While the couple once caused a stir with their loud lovemaking at an African resort, now Angelina won't let Brad near her at home. "Angie is still very angry over the nanny thing," an insider tells Star. "Right now, the separate bedrooms arrangement seems to be the best thing for them. Brad doesn't want to face her cold fury every night."
Brad is so unhappy about sleeping solo that he's even taken to "camping out" with the kids in sleeping bags inside little tents in their rooms. "He tells them it's because Mommy's working late again, but it's really because she banned him from their bedroom," the insider adds. (Source)
At least one good thing will result from these two not sleeping in the same bed: no more children -- Brad's probably happy for the reprieve. Any Joe Schmo can take care of six kids, but seven? That's just too much. And why is Angelina jealous of their nanny anyway? The only way this nanny could possibly be more desirable than Angelina is if she had
bigger tits bigger lips less kids.
Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt in New York (3/13)
Angelina Jolie's laying down the law with Brad Pitt, tell him his mom can't move into
the $60 million estate the couple is renting in Long Island. In Angelina's defense, the house is only 22,000 square feet. From the
National Enquirer:
The Changeling star put the kibosh on Jane Pitt moving in to help with their kids because she felt it was too close for comfort, an insider told The Enquirer. The A-list couple have an agreement that while one of them works, the other looks after their six children, and Angelina - who's filming the spy thriller Salt - was incensed when Brad turned to his mom for help, said the source.
"Angelina feels Brad should be able to handle the kids on his own, and she saw his request for help as a cop-out," said the insider. "She cared for the kids while Brad made his last film in Germany, so she feels it's his turn, and she told him to tell his mother they didn't need her help. What Angie says goes." (Source)
Guys, this is exactly why you don't hook up with a chick that collects kids faster than you collect notches on your bedpost (basically a richer version of the OctoMom). Sooner or later they're going to want
welfare you to take care of their six children all by yourself. Of course, since Brad can afford to rent a $60 million estate, it's safe to assume he could have just avoided this whole situation by hiring a nanny . . . or pulling out.
Angelina Jolie on the set of her new movie Salt in Washington D.C. (3/5)
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is pregnant . . . sorta [Drunken Stepfather]
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Milla Jovovich Topless and Sexy in Interview Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Malin Ackerman is topless [
Popholic]
+ Julie Ferrier nip slip (
NSFW) [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Janelle Priego is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ A tribute to hot girls in pigtails [
Holy Taco]
+ Diddy might be on drugs [
Bossip]
+ Dancing with the Stars claims its second victim [
Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at last night's Oscars
Though she wasn't up for any awards, Jennifer Aniston might have been the most nervous woman in Kodak Theatre last night. She came within 20 feet of the woman that stole her husband. The blow by blow courtesy of
Us Weekly:
Along with Jolie's Kung Fu Panda costar Jack Black, the Valentino-clad Aniston (who skipped the red carpet at Sunday's show) presented Best Animated Feature.
When Black made a joke about how all Pixar films win Oscars, Aniston said, "I apologize Mr. Katzenberg [Jeffrey Katzenberg is the co-founder of Dreamworks], I don't know why we let him out of the house."
The camera then panned to Jolie, who laughed.
When Aniston announced the nominees, she moved to the center of the stage, right in front of Jolie and Pitt. When the lights were down, Aniston smiled directly at Pitt, but not at Jolie.
Aniston then presented Best Short Film; both Pitt and Jolie kept huge smiles on their faces the entire time.
As Aniston walked off stage, Jolie and Pitt both clapped. (Source)
Really? Do we really need a breakdown of the exact movements and facial expressions each woman made? Seems a bit anal to me. Speaking of violent anal, am I the only one here who had a super sexy dream last night about Vanessa Hudgens?
Angelina Jolie leaving a studio in New York (2/19)
Angelina Jolie hopes to upstage Jennifer Aniston at Sunday's Oscars by wearing roughly the GDP of Burundi around her neck. From
OK!:
"[Angelina's] been driving all of the high-end jewelers of New York crazy," a source tells OK! "She's looking for the impossible — a drop dead gorgeous $20 million diamond necklace to wear to the Oscars."
Angie's quest for the best bling isn't just about decorating her neck: "She really wants it to be a show-stopper and is making sure that she is the one everyone has their eyes on this Sunday — and not Jennifer Aniston," the insider adds. (Source)
Coming from a chick that once tongued her brother live on TV, wearing a $20 million necklace to get noticed isn't all that surprising. If she really wants to draw attention to herself and help her chances of winning an award, Angelina doesn't need to wear expensive jewelry, she just needs to do what Marisa Tomei apparently did: sleep with the judges.
Angelina Jolie and her daughters Zahara and Shiloh leaving Lee's Art Shop in New York (2/18)
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are probably gonna run into each other this weekend, either at a benefit on Saturday or the Oscars on Sunday. Awk-ward. From Marc Malkin at E!:
I'm told Aniston is still mulling over an offer from Oscar producers to present at the big awards shebang on Sunday.
Aniston or no Aniston, Brangelina will definitely be there. Pitt is up for Best Actor for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jolie is among the Best Actress contenders for her work in The Changeling.
There's also a possibility of a pre-Oscar run-in on Saturday. The three are once again listed among the A-list cohosts of the annual Night Before fund-raiser for the Motion Picture & Television Fund at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Last year, Pitt and a then-pregnant-with-twins Jolie ditched the benefit because Jolie reportedly didn't want to hurt Aniston's feelings. (Source)
Can you imagine the three of them running into each other? There'd be more fists flying than a Saturday night at Lindsay Lohan's house. Personally, for the good of all of those involved, I'd like to see Angelina and Jen settle their differences once and for all . . . in bikinis . . . in Jello (preferably cherry but lime would be okay too) . . . in my cave/dungeon/mom's basement.
Angelina Jolie at the Golden Globe Awards in L.A. (1/11)
Did you know that Angelina Jolie is a total freaking bitch? It's true. Jon Voight's defeated expression told me. From the
National Enquirer:
Angelina Jolie gave dad Jon Voight the cold shoulder at the Golden Globes after-party at the Beverly Hilton's Circa 55 restaurant on Jan. 11. When Jon approached Angie's table, she ignored him and continued to chat with a girlfriend. Jon waited patiently for nearly 20 minutes, but finally gave up and moved on. (Print Edition - 1/26)
When ranking her all-time proudest accomplishments, do you think Angelina Jolie would put "ripped the heart out of a poor old man" above or below "swallowed more seamen than Moby Dick"? I think it could go either way.
NOTE: If John ever wants to become the center of attention for Angelina again, there's only one thing he can do: marry Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a nice (rental) houseThe 48-acre Sassafras Estate in Long Island. Brad Pitt and Angelina are renting the house through mid-summer while she shoots her next film
Edwin A. Salt. The estate features a 22,000 square foot main house. two helipads, and an 11-bedroom staff house. It's on sale for $60 million.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of
generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said
celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core
of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)
This whole Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston story simply will not die. Last year, Angelina told the
New York Times that Brad and her fell in love on the set of
Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005 -- when he was still married to Jennifer. Shortly after the revelation, in an interview with
Vogue, Jennifer said Angelina was "uncool." Now Brad Pitt is telling
W magazine oh god who cares please shut up.
“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart,” Pitt says, as if to settle this thing once and for all. “I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all of that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created.” Of his current relationship with Aniston, he says, “We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be [that]. That’s life, man. That’s life.”
“What people don’t understand is that we filmed [Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year,” he explains. “We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful. [The film] will mean something to our kids. It will, that’s all.” (Source)
You know why I respect gangmembers? Because when one steals another's husband, they don't bitch and whine about it to the press. They just shoot each other. Why can't celebrities be more like gangmembers? Tell me you wouldn't love to wake up to a story about Jennifer Aniston busting a cap in the side of Angelina Jolie's Range Rover. That would be so fucking awesome.
Angelina Jolie and James Haven Angelina Jolie making out with her brother James
