Angel McCord

Angel McCord outside The Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood (10/23)

Wait a minute, who? From the New York Post:

Annalynne McCord's equally attractive sister, Angel, upstaged Britney Spears the other night by jumping into a pool in her underwear in front of 170 guests at a Britney-hosted LA dinner for the St. Bernard Project, which helps those still homeless after Hurricane Katrina. Angel offered, "My sister and I grew up in a trailer park -- it is important we raise money. And if we get over $15,000, I'll take off my dress and jump in the pool." A spy reports, "A guy stood up and said, 'Done!' She took off her jewelry, called her friend over to unzip her dress and jumped in" -- drawing cheers from Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff and Reggie Bush.

Did Angel really think someone at that party wouldn't step up and pay that kind of money. The people at this event were probably wearing shoelaces that cost more than $15,000. If Angel had really wanted the people there to donate something that would cause them hardship, she shouldn't have asked for their money. She should've asked for their coke.

*5 Angel McCord pictures total in the gallery:

Angel McCord leaving the Newsroom Cafe in L.A. (9/24)

Ryan Phillippe and the less-famous McCord sister (Angel) are occasionally hooking up, you know, in case you were just *dying* to know what those two have been up to lately. Yup, definitely having sexual relations. From the New York Post:

It might be more than friendship for Ryan Phillippe and Angel McCord, the newly single sister of "90210" sexpot AnnaLynne McCord. Sources say they met at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in LA where Angel was AnnaLynne's date. The trio sat at the same table, and a source says the two have been cozy ever since. "It isn't anything too serious, considering Ryan seems to be dating every young blonde in town," a source said. Angel's rep denied a serious relationship.

Why would AnnaLynne go out with her sister and Ryan Phillipe? The only way she'd hook up with Angel is if I was dreaming, and she'd never hook up with Ryan because he possesses the one thing she isn't looking for in a mate -- a penis. If AnnaLynne was so set on abstaining from sex, she should have just gone out with a person that has absolutely no chance of getting laid: a celebrity blogger.

I'm so lonely.

*10 Angel McCord pictures total in the gallery:

AnnaLynne and Angel McCord bikini pics!

That's AnnaLynne "My Mom Likes Capitalizing Letters" McCord and her sister Angel in Miami yesterday. AnnaLynne's in the greenish bikini and Angel's in the stripes. I think. They swapped bikinis after this picture was taken. "Oh no, how will we tell them apart now?" said the zero people who were actually paying attention to these chicks. Seriously, did these two win a contest where the prize was to have paparazzi follow them around?

NOTE: Of course we have nipple, silly (NSFW)

*41 pics total in the gallery: