Brooklyn Decker is rather attractive Even though
he married that
piece of ass above, tennis star Andy Roddick still isn't over his ex-girlfriend Mandy Moore. In other news, Andy Roddick is fucking insane. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Apparently Roddick, who quickly got engaged to Decker after learning Moore was headed for the altar with rocker Ryan Adams, was totally obsessed with any tidbit of news regarding his ex-girlfriend's wedding. According to Roddick pals, the court king made sure he read every celebrity magazine that included a story about Moore and Adams' nuptials.
"It's really weird that he still is so into her," said a longtime associate.
As for Decker, she's none too pleased about it and has told friends she's unhappy about Roddick's fascination with his ex-galpal and her new husband, and thinks "it's sick."
Brooklyn's right. Andy's infatuation with his ex is "sick." Lusting after a chick like Mandy Moore when you're married to a supermodel like Brooklyn is like longing for your old Honda Civic when you now drive a Ferrari. Sure the Civic might be less maintenance but the Ferrari's going to give you wood every time you look at it. Also, Ferraris sometimes have hot Ferrari friends that let you watch while they experiment with cocoa butter and Kegel exercises.
Brooklyn Decker in her work clothes According to
People, tennis star Andy Roddick is marrying his swimsuit-model fiancée
Brooklyn Decker this weekend in Austin. This is relevant to a celebrity gossip site such as this one for three reasons: 1. He used to date Mandy Moore.* 2. Tits. 3. Tits.
*FYI: "He used to date Mandy Moore" is just a euphemism for "tits"
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The Sun is reporting that Paris Hilton was seen at Tao nightclub over the weekend cozying up to Mandy Moore's ex Andy Roddick:
STUNNING PARIS HILTON has found herself a new love match in tennis star ANDY RODDICK. My snappers caught the couple flirting at Las Vegas' trendy Tao nightclub this weekend. Then two hours later, at 3am, they were spotted in the nearby Pure club getting very cosy on the VIP bed. "They were snuggling up to each other while drinking Grey Goose vodka and shots of Patron. "They were clearly a couple. She was very touchy-feely and he couldn't keep his eyes off her.
Hopefully, The Sun's use of the word "stunning" to describe Paris is in the context of her being stunningly whorish. Or maybe it's just "stunning" how much her vagina resembles an old mason jar.
"After a couple of hours they left together." Rumours about Andy, 24, and Paris, 25, started last week when the twice Wimbledon runner-up showed up at LA's Hyde club on the same night Paris was there. The pair already have a lot in common. They share a love of fashion and big nights out - with the hunk even being dubbed the 'Paris Hilton of the tennis world'.
If Andy was smart, he'd ditch Paris as soon as humanly possible. Gonorrhea will wreak havoc on his forehand....and don't even get me started on his baseline game.
Update: That picture is supposed to be Andy Roddick facing Paris, although from that amazingly clear angle, it might as well be the ghost of Jimmy Hoffa.
