Andrew Garfield

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield arriving at Tokyo International Airport (6/12)

Andrew Garfield tells Celebuzz that he was deathly afraid of filming a love scene with his Spider-Man co-star and current girlfriend Emma Stone. Probably because she's annoying as fuck.

"The romantic scenes are free-falling, as they should be," The Amazing Spider-Man lead Garfield, 28, told Celebuzz. "They were more frightening than swinging through the buildings, especially because it's Emma and she's terrifying!"

I can see why Andrew is quivering in his spandex over putting his relationship with Emma on display. Pretty much anything is scarier than NOT swinging in between buildings in front of green screens. Come on, Andy, Spider-Man promises to have so much CGI in it that it's gonna make those dopey Transformers movies look like an indy documentary series on the complexities of opening and closing doors. He's not even in the room when these scenes are created. No, Andrew is afraid of getting what Emma thinks is romantic on film, i.e. Emma's "special belt." If a chick was dominating my butthole the way Emma undoubtedly does Andrew's, I wouldn't want any film evidence of those acts, either. It's funny, thanks to CGI, I've seen a T Rex walk down a San Diego street, but it can't hide the Lexington Steele replica strap ons that Emma uses in her kissing scenes.

*5 Andrew Garfield pictures total in the gallery:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield out and about in New York (3/29)

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are taking their relationship to the next level. No, I don't mean anal. I mean she's moving in. From Life & Style:

Life & Style has learned exclusively that Emma, 23, and Andrew, 28, have moved in with each other in NYC.

"They have a really nice apartment," a friend of the couple tells the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. And they did all the decorating together. According to the friend, Emma and Andrew worked together on the style and enlisted an interior decorator to transform the space into the perfect love nest. "They wanted a subtle, understated look that was comfortable."

And their relationship is going strong. "They’re in a good place," the friend says. "Both of them are very nice people, very down-to-earth and caring. They're just two cool people."

Emma and Andrew have been dating since filming The Amazing Spider-Man last fall.

Why should I care if these two nobodies are living in sin? When they become celebrities, I'll be more than happy to mock their faults and humiliate them with no mercy, but for now I'm pinning this to the "I don't give a crap" wall. I know, you Spider-Man fanboys are up in arms right now, but that movie doesn't come out for another year, so let's just forget about Andrew until then. Emma is only slightly more important, but she's been coasting since Zombieland. She needs to flash me some of that ginger patch if she expects any more coverage on a industry site as respected as this one.

*15 Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield pictures total in the gallery:

Emma Stone at the premiere of Friends with Benefits in New York (7/18)

Is Peter Parker getting hot sloppy BJs from Gwen Stacy when not fighting crime as Spider-Man? Sure, why not. From Us Weekly:

Just three days after promoting their 2012 movie "The Amazing Spider-Man" at Comic Con in San Diego, Andrew Garfield, 27, and Emma Stone, 22, cozied up in a corner banquette at a West Hollywood hotel bar on July 25. But their fun didn't end there: a source tells Us Weekly they spent the night together, too!

The duo, who've been dating since late June, got to the bar at 10:50 p.m., shared drinks and snacks and had an animated conversation. So who grabbed the check? Garfield told the waiter, "Put it on my room," and he and Stone headed for the elevator.  But don't expect these two lovebirds to pack on the PDA in public anytime soon. A source tells Us of the relationship: "It's very hush-hush!"

Do you think when these two are going at it that Andrew puts on his Spider-Man outfit and tells Emma he's going to shoot her with his web slinger? I know I would. As a matter of fact, now that I think of it, Andrew never should have even been cast as Spider-Man in the first place. A better choice for the role would have been someone that oozes for a living -- like Peter North or a politician.

*31 Emma Stone pictures total in the gallery:

Andrew Garfield filming Spider-Man 4 in Downtown L.A. (2/3)

Spider-Man 4 may win a record number of AVN awards next year. It's not even gonna be fair.

*33 Andrew Garfield Spider-Man 4 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 14

Kim Kardashian returning back to her hotel in London (pics start here)

Enrique Iglesias leaving the Four Seasons hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Hilary Swank at Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Carol Alt at Fashion Week in New York (pics start here)

Eva Mendes at the UK premiere of The Other Guys at the Vue Leicester Square in London (pics start here)

Shenae Grimes arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Freida Pinto at the premiere of Miral at the 35th Annual Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)

Katy Perry out shopping at Maxfield in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Christina Hendricks arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Winona Ryder at a press conference for the film Black Swan at the 35th Annual Toronto International Film Festival (pics start here)

Kate Hudson and her new boyfriend Matthew Bellamy leaving a studio in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Belgian model Anouck Lepere out and about in New York (pics start here)

Andrew Garfield (The Social Network) out and about in New York (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: