Anderson Cooper


Anderson Cooper gave it the ol' college try

Anderson Cooper tried to date women when he was younger, but it turns out vaginas are super gross. From the New York Daily News:
"I have had a little bit more experience in other areas other than with guys," Cooper, 45, confessed on his daytime talk show, laughing. "I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl -- like when I was 12 -- there was a lot of sharing, and a lot of talking, and a lot of asking how I am ... They thought we were dating and I was sort of hoping to meet their brothers."
I actually like Anderson Cooper, but it is absolutely never OK to lie to wome--LOL! I was almost able to type that without laughing. If lying to women was an Olympic sport, I'd have, like, eight gold medals:

"Of course I don't think you're a slut because you slept with me two hours after we met."

"I've never done this before."

"Of course I'm gonna call you."

"I think it's great that women can vote in elections just like men."

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Anderson Cooper and Ben Maisani leaving their apartment in New York (8/21)

Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Ben Maisani is cheating on him, yet he doesn't have the balls to kick him out of their apartment. Aw bitch hell no you di'int. Bitch. From the New York Daily News:
News anchor Anderson Cooper is still sharing his berth with boyfriend Ben Maisani - two weeks after pictures of Maisani kissing another man surfaced online. Cooper, 45, was photographed leaving his converted fire station townhouse Tuesday morning dressed casually in jeans and a baseball cap. About an hour later, Maisani left out the same door of the West Village residence and hopped on his bicycle.

The longtime couple is weathering reports of a cheating scandal after the U.K.'s Daily Mail published photos of Maisani smooching an unidentified man in a leafy New York park earlier this month. Maisani, 39, and his CNN squeeze have been together more than three years and just returned from a vacation in Croatia spent with pals Kelly Ripa and her hubby Mark Consuelos.
Oh Ben, how could you do this to Anderson Cooper? Don't you know who he is? Anderson Cooper is a god in the world of shitty cable news channel ratings. I genuinely like the guy, so don't think you can treat him like shit just because you sodomize him. With the Republican National Convention coming up, Anderson will have plenty of opportunities to get some hot corn-holing action from closeted Southern Baptists, so you're on borrowed time buddy. Remember, if you turn off the lights, Jesus doesn't see it.

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Anderson Cooper at the unveiling of his new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in New York (9/14)

MY CAPTION: Is it gay if you make out with an exact replica of yourself? Holy crap, I think Anderson Cooper may have finally found the loophole!

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Anderson Cooper in Cartagena, Colombia (7/18)

MY CAPTION: If you think that's impressive, you should see the facial Anderson gave the other guy.

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .


Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend in New York's West Village last week

Pretty much since CNN host Anderson Cooper has been famous, people have questioned his sexuality. Well I think we can finally put that question to rest. Dude, he's gay. G-A-Y. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of my best gay friends are gay. Anyways, that's Anderson and his "friend" Ben Maisani riding bikes together in New York last week, an activity Gay Things To Do in Jean Shorts and Muscle Tees magazine just voted the #1 summertime pleasure. Honestly, the only way that picture could be more gay is if Anderson had a basket on the front of his bike and pink ribbons on the handlebars.

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