Archive: Amy Winehouse

The healthiest Amy’s looked in weeks

Amy Winehouse reportedly tried to kill herself with a knife in front of her friends. A source told Britain’s Daily Star tabloid:

“Amy said she was ‘caught up in a nightmare’. Her friends managed to get the knife away from her but are now holding a 24-hour watch on her. Amy has a death wish. Her emotions are exaggerated. She is either high as a kite or, when she hears something she doesn’t like, she’s suicidal. She is all for this stupid Sid Vicious notion of dying young. She is not scared of it and believes it’s her destiny.” (Source)

Thank God her friends managed to stop her. Amy has simply too much to live for: meth, cocaine, vicodin, whiskey, heroine, percocet, and weed. And what about seeing the world? There’s still so many countries Amy has yet to visit and pass out in.

NOTE: When Amy dies, does she get a 21-syringe salute at her funeral?

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ME WINEHOUSE! ME ANGRY! ARGHHHHH!

And by “antics” I mean “assault.” During the £700-a-ticket “End Of Summer Ball” in London last Thursday, Amy punched 30-year-old Sherene Flash in the face. Sherene’s offense? Having the nerve to ask for a picture. A friend told UK tabloid The Sun:

“Sherene asked Amy if she could take a photo. Amy was OK at first, but when Sherene asked if a friend could get in the shot, Amy lashed out. She was getting distressed. There was a lot of grabbing and flashbulbs were going off. She was startled.”

Amy is also alleged to have struck the official photographer for Thursday night’s event. (Source)

If you decide to get close enough to Amy Winehouse to take a picture, you do so at your own risk. Who are these people that don’t know she’s a crazy, drugged-out bitch? It’s like standing next to a lion while on safari and then being surprised when it mauls you. Besides, when you hang out with Amy Winehouse you’re not supposed to take pictures, you’re supposed to take penicillin.

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Amy Winehouse doing the crackhead shuffle

Amy Winehouse unveiled a snappy new dance for paparazzi last night outside her home in London. Wow, I never realized she had so much rhythm. I wonder what we should call it? I like the “Crackhead Shuffle” but the “Junkie Jig” has its charms as well. Either one I think we can all agree that Amy Winehouse is hot as fuck!

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Amy Winehouse knows she’s ugly

She’s ugly. Damn ugly. So ugly in fact that she skipped out on a 25th birthday party her friends threw for her over the weekend in London. From UK tabloid The Sun:

Three cabs were called to the star’s house in Camden, North London. Two were sent away before [Amy’s best friend Remi Nicole] Remi had enough and took the third home after three hours trying to get Amy out. Her 15 guests were then left to eat her guitar-shaped cake without ever seeing her.

A pal said: “Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked. Unfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and it’s only just started to sink in. She kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldn’t get her out. Remi had organised the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row. Amy can be very selfish — there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself.” (Source)

Amy’s just now realized how crappy she looks? There are only three possible ways Amy could have gone this long without noticing how haggard she’s become. 1. She’s been in such a drug induced haze she couldn’t see clearly, 2. She doesn’t have an internet connection, and 3. She doesn’t have any mirrors in her house . . . because she’s used all of them to snort coke off of.

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Booze? Check. Inhaler? Check.

After performing at the Bestival Music Festival (now 52% more rhymy!) on Saturday, Amy Winehouse and her entourage were kicked out their hotel for raising all sorts of hell. Oh, and Amy was so out of it she had to be carried out of the hotel in a blanket. Of course she did. From The Sun:

The star, 24 — who binged until 5am after ordering 48 bottles of whisky for her gig — was wrapped up in the duvet and carried away on a minder’s shoulder after being booted out by hotel bosses. Rehab singer Amy’s entire entourage were barred from the Wellington Hotel for destroying her room and shouting at staff and guests. The hotel said they caused £5,000 of damage, burning furniture with cigarette butts and covering carpets with booze.

Amy — who gave yet another shambolic performance on Saturday night at the Isle of Wight gig — had downed a bottle of vodka for BREAKFAST. Bosses of the hotel in Ventnor said she barricaded herself in her penthouse suite with pals.

A source said: “Amy was a total mess. She couldn’t manage to walk to the car so they had to wrap her in a duvet.” (Source)

So you know the person that took the reservation, the person that said “Sure we can accommodate you!” after hearing the words “I need a room for Amy Winehouse and her entourage.” I’m thinking maybe that person should be fired.

“Hi, I need a room for my box of live grenades. I plan on balancing the grenades precariously on top of this old ladder I brought with me — I’m almost positive they’ll fall.” . . . “Sure we can accommodate you!”

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Amy Winehouse at the Bestival Music Festival in Isle of Wight, England (9/6)

She actually performed. Sure she was 45 minutes late to her gig at the Bestival Music Festival in England on Saturday, but, hey, at least she showed up. That’s Amy above driving the crowd crazy with her wild and sexy antics. In other news, why hello there sandwich that I ate for lunch that’s now all over my computer screen!

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Amy Winehouse has brain damage

Remember when Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital in late July after suffering a bad reaction to medication? I know this is shocking and a little hard to take this early in the morning but it turns out she actually overdosed on hash. Doctors fear her 36-hour binge may have actually resulted in brain damage. A friend of Amy’s told The Sun:

“The future is bleak, bleak, bleak. [Amy’s father] Mitch does everything he can to protect his daughter - but his explanation’ for Amy’s hospital dash in July was just simply untrue. She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a shitload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction. It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours. Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty. She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.” (Source)

This story really isn’t all that surprising. The fact that Amy Winehouse nearly ODed one night by taking “inhuman” amounts of drugs is sort of a given. Now, if the article had followed up by saying that Amy has since checked into rehab for an unhealthy addiction to Crest White Strips and Proactiv facial cream, THAT would have been a story . . . and the second sign of the Apocalypse.

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Looking good Amy
This past weekend Amy Winehouse put down her crack pipe long enough to perform at a festival in Stafford, UK. According to the Daily Mail it was a huge success:

Her stuttering performance saw hordes of fan stream away from the main stage.
She told the crowd: ‘You’re a really nuts crowd. I’m not on drugs, honest.’

Amy always tells it like it is. Supposedly she even dedicated “Wake Up Alone” to her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil, though it was difficult to tell what she was saying through all the slurring and coughing up blood. She’s every man’s dream girl — if you’re into scabs and track marks.

Amy Winehouse was drugged

Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch is convinced that the reason his daughter was rushed to the hospital earlier this week is because somebody slipped an ecstasy pill into her drink. A source told UK tabloid The Sun:

“Mitch is furious. He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink - and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.”

Of course someone slipped some ecstasy into her drink. Exclusive sources told Celebslam.com earlier today that London police have narrowed their investigation down to one subject: she’s 5′3″, 97 pounds, and answers to the name “Amy Winehouse.”

The source continues:

“He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to have a fit.” (Source)

Wait, toxicology reports are normally printed out on paper, right? Yeah? Might want have a spare ink cartridge on hand for that one.

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A deliveryman outside Amy Winehouse’s home in London (7/30)

Perk #5789 of being a celebrity: fresh blood delivered right to your door. I always have to wait in a long line at the pharmacy to get my fresh blood!

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