American Idol

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey out and about in Malibu (5/29)

Please please please let Mariah Carey become the new judge on American Idol. I want to see Mariah Carey's loopy ass attempt to form coherent sentences on TV every Tuesday and Wednesday night almost as much as I want a car made of solid gold. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Nick Cannon's pitch for "American Idol" to pick his wife, Mariah Carey, as a judge might pick up steam now that it appears Jennifer Lopez is out of the running. People.com cites J.Lo's divalike demands as being a stumbling block to cutting a deal for her to join the show.

Are the producers of American Idol absolute morons? How would having Mariah Carey as a judge be any different than having J.Lo? While they're busy picking egotistical queens who think their shit doesn't stink, why not ask Gwyneth Paltrow, Tyra Banks, or Barney Frank to be judges? If Idol wants to rise to the top once again, they need to get someone in there who doesn't have such high standards -- like anyone willing to date Courtney Love.

*24 pictures total in the gallery:

Before and After

The American Idol "Bikini Girl" Katrina Darrell made an appearance on last night's finale. I can't quite put my finger on it but something seems different about her. I think she has a new hairstyle.

Finalists Adam Lambert and Kris Allen

The guy on the right won.

Adam Lambert Pictures

Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol last night. Make sure you tune-in to tonight's episode where Simon Cowell will be asking a midget to grab a jar of peanut butter off the top shelf for him.