Amaury Nolasco

Eva Longoria is keeping busy


Eva Longoria out and about in Beverly Hills (3/15)

Another day, another dude for Eva Longoria. This time she's hooking up with Amaury Nolasco, whom Life & Style tells me is famous for some reason:
Eva Longoria is bouncing back from her breakup with Eduardo Cruz — with newly single hottie Amaury Nolasco! On March 22, the bachelor stepped out with Eva for an intimate dinner at STK in Los Angeles. "She was flirting," a fellow diner at STK tells Life & Style. "It looked like they were a couple." Afterward, Eva, 37, and Amaury, 41, were spotted cuddling over cocktails at Bagatelle.

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the Prison Break star and his longtime girlfriend, Jennifer Morrison, broke up in November.  "They're still friends," a pal of the couple tells Life & Style exclusively, "but they're no longer dating." Eva and Eduardo split a month ago after dating for a year. They began spending time together about a month after Eva's divorce from her ex-husband, Tony Parker, became final.
Yawn. This isn't even a story, it's just Eva's daily routine. Have you ever been to a carnival and played Whac-A-Mole? You know, that game where you whack moles that pop out of holes with a hammer? Well, Eva's version is a bit more perverted. In Eva's game, the moles are penises and the hammer is her ass and vagina. That pretty much describes her life ever since Tony Parker dumped her for her lack of sexting skills. Wow, you know what? That's kinda mean, and I'm sorry. I lose it sometimes because seeing hot chicks embarrass themselves is one of the few things that still give me solid erections.

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March 29, 2012
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Halle Berry looks very happy to see the paparazzi . . . and Wednesday's Paparazzi Leftovers


Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, August 17

Halle Berry leaving her daughter Nahla's school in L.A. (pics start here)

Julianna Margulies on the set of The Good Wife in New York (pics start here)

JoJo outside Katsuya in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson out and about in Century City (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland at a preview screening of The X Factor at the O2 Arena in London (pics start here)

Whitney Port leaving Coffee Bean in Hollywood (pics start here)

Gerard Butler arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon and family on vacation in Hawaii (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving Liquid Juice Bar in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Alyson Hanigan out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Adam Brody leaving Pink's Hot Dogs in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Audrina Patridge arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Actor Amaury Nolasco at Subway in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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August 18, 2011
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