Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett leaving Wabi Sabi in Venice Beach (4/21)
One more correction to start the week off. Last week the Daily Mail claimed that, after dating for four months, Amanda Seyfried dumped Josh Hartnett. Nope. That's the two of them out for lunch Saturday in Venice Beach. First Megan Fox's pregnancy and now this. I don't even know what to believe anymore. What's next? Learning that Pam Anderson's tits aren't real? That news would literally shake me to the core.
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Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett at the beach in L.A. (3/30)
I hope Josh Hartnett didn't spend too much on JH+AS monogrammed towels, because Amanda Seyfried just dumped his ass. From the Daily Mail:
Amanda Seyfried has dumped Hollywood heart-throb Josh Hartnett, 33, just four months into their affair. Friends suggest she still holds a flame for her Mamma Mia! co-star and former boyfriend Dominic Cooper, 33. Hartnett is added to a growing list of former beaus that includes actors Ryan Phillippe, 37, and Alexander Skarsgård, 35. Amanda, 26, told pals she called it a day as she is too busy filming Les Miserables in England to see New York-based Josh.
"Amanda's been flying home to Los Angeles when she’s not in the studio," says a friend. "She has been trying to see Josh but it hasn't worked. She decided to end things."
Can't a girl get an itch scratched anymore without it becoming international news? Josh should be happy that he spent a little time in the Hotel Seyfried -- that alone should be a career boost. Lord knows he needs it. This would be a bigger story, but since it's not 1999 anymore, there's a strong possibility that you might never see this kid on Celebslam again. The bigger story is Amanda and her addiction to guys on their way down -- it's quite unseemly. Who's next? Kirk Cameron? Urkel? Better be careful with what you wish for Amanda. That Urkel kid has what you need: a giant hose and a flatlining career. But as his wife will tell you, he'll go two to the body one to the jaw if your hair isn't parted right.
Josh Hartnett and Amanda Seyfried at Art Services in Beverly Hills (3/23)
Confirming the rumor, Josh Hartnett and Amanda Seyfried were spotted together at a frame store in Beverly Hills over the weekend. The rumor? That Josh Hartnett is the most boring fucking guy on earth.
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Amanda Seyfried on the set of Lovelace in L.A. (1/24)
I hope Josh Hartnett enjoys getting up in the middle of the night for a drink of water, feeling around for the light switch, and accidentally stumbling into a stuffed horse, because he's dating that weirdo Amanda Seyfried now. From Us Weekly:
Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week.
"Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they've just been hanging out," says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend.
I like this Josh Hartnett fella. I can appreciate hooking up with an older broad like Amanda Seyfried (she's 8 years over 18, ew) before she starts taking the sassy grandmother or wise cougar rolls. Can he do better? Sure he can, Hollywood is crawling with young fish ready for their close-ups. You never know what you're into until you're into it. As the great Woody Allen once said: "I really want to fuck my wife's adopted daughter" "The heart wants what the heart wants."
Amanda Seyfried on the set of Lovelace in L.A. (1/25)
Amanda Seyfried wants you to know that she's not a slut, she just plays one on the big screen. Well then why is she showing up to casting offices dressed like this? She told the new issue of Glamour:
"I'm terrified of being promiscuous."
Read: "I saw what happened to Lindsay Lohan's career."
"I don't like the feeling you get when it's not something that you truly want to do, and I hate the emotional abuse you give yourself afterward.
Read: "I'm no stranger to the casting couch."
"It's just uncomfortable when you're with somebody and you’re like, 'I don't really know if I'm even comfortable with this. Why did I? Eww!'"
Read: "Anal wasn't as fun as I thought it would be."
"I think dating can come without sex."
Read: "I've never had an orgasm in my life."
Oh, gag me with a spoon, Amanda. What are you trying to be? A role model or something? You need to pull the stick out of your ass and start using your tools, because there are literally thousands of Amanda Seyfrieds out there (matter of fact, your clone is pouring me a jack and coke for breakfast as I'm typing this). You do understand that the Internet is forever, right? The second you leak your own dirty cell phone pics, this story is being reposted. Remember the last dope who tried this holier than Tebow crap? That's right, it was inmate #8462018 -- you know her by her Christian name: Britney Spears.
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Flynet says this is Amanda Seyfried heading to a casting office yesterday in Hollywood. Yes, a casting office. Just look at that dress -- could she be any more obvious about her intentions? She might as well have pulled out a sharpie and written "Insert Cock Here" on her cheek with a big arrow pointing to her mouth.
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Amanda Seyfried outside BBC Radio 1 studios in London (4/8)
Why wouldn't a 25-year-old attractive woman collect dead animals? From Starpulse:
Amanda Seyfried has a quirky hobby - she collects stuffed [dead] animals. The "Mamma Mia!" star recently spent $2,750 on a dead foal to add to her taxidermy collection - and she wants more. She told Britain's Radio 1, "I am (in to taxidermy). I got a foal. This is my second one. Like full animal, I have animal parts. I thought it was funny that it was 1,900 Euros. It's all art."
I imagine this is EXACTLY what it's like walking into Amanda Seyfried's house:
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Apparently Amanda Seyfried caught the Hollywood bug and is now a complete and total bitch. Zimbio says:
Amanda Seyfried [seen leaving] the premiere of "Little Red Riding Hood" at the Empire Cinema. Upon returning to her car, Amanda's driver is issued a ticket. In response to this, Seyfried grabs the ticket of the window, and tosses it back at the Traffic Warden and is reported to have mocked, "Thank you, but no thank you."
Good for Amanda showing that uppity traffic warden who's boss. I mean, didn't that stupid guy know that he was harassing a huge star who was in the 4,990th highest grossing filmof all time? If that doesn't buy an ounce of leniency, I just don't know what does.
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