Amanda Bynes


Amanda Bynes arriving at LAX airport (10/10)

After increasingly bizarre behavior the past month -- including accusing her dad of being a pedophile -- Amanda Bynes flew into LAX on Friday and was immediately hospitalized on a psychiatric hold (the infamous "5150" that Britney Spears made famous). And, according to TMZ, she didn't exactly go willingly:
We're told Amanda thought a car service was taking her to The London Hotel where her parents and their attorney were going to meet her.  In fact the parents had made arrangements with the car service to take her to a Pasadena hospital instead ... where their lawyer, Tamar Arminak, was waiting with doctors.

We're told doctors placed her on a 5150 psychiatric hold, where she will be held for 72 hours. That hold can be extended for 14 days, and we're told during that time there will be a move to get another conservatorship.
But wait a minute, what about the guy at the Costa Mesa bait shop Amanda's engaged to? How will this impact the wedding? Dammit, why is no one talking about the wedding? I already bought them a new Shimano 4000FJ Spinning Freshwater Reel for their honeymoon. It even has a graphite rotor for increased cranking power, for Christ's sake. You can't just return that. Amanda's parents are gonna have to answer to me.

*30 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:

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Amanda Bynes and her father Rick Bynes

The Amanda Bynes' saga has taken a turn for the creepy. On twitter today she accused her dad Jim of fondling himself in front of her. And also propositioning her for sex. That, too.

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Considering we've already been through one round of Amanda Bynes craziness last year and she never mentioned her dad being Roman Polanski, you gotta think she's making this up for her own amusement. Me, I enjoy Playstation. To each his own.

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Amanda Bynes caught shoplifting twice in one day

Incredibly, Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting twice yesterday in New York. First she was caught trying to leave the Pookie & Sebastian boutique with a $128 shirt, and then she was busted walking out of Barneys wearing a $200 hat she hadn't paid for (she's banned from ever entering the store again). In her defense, she really wanted the items, but couldn't afford them. From TMZ:
According to our sources, employees at Pookie & Sebastian began following Bynes around the store because she was acting suspicious. We're told they didn't recognize it was Amanda, and just thought she was a "half-naked, homeless crackhead."

Customers tell us Bynes was dancing and muttering about plastic surgery -- but eventually she tried to bolt with a shirt stuffed between her arms. When an employee stopped her and asked if she was going to pay, Amanda said ... "Do I really have to buy this?"

The answer, of course, was yes -- and we're told Bynes was actually cooperative ... whipping out a credit card to cover the $128.
Employees from Barneys say they knew Amanda was up to no good because she walked into the store wearing these:

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Okay maybe she wasn't actually wearing those. It's just what immediately pops into my mind when I imagine Amanda Bynes shoplifting. "They never know it's me!"

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Amanda Bynes out and about in New York (10/6)

Amanda Bynes has hopped right back on the crazy train and is chugging along full steam ahead. She told In Touch Weekly on Sunday, in the most eloquent way possible, that she's now engaged:
"I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I'm engaged -- get away from me," she told an In Touch reporter yesterday, Oct. 5. "I want to be married and I want to be away from people."

She claimed her 19-year-old fiance lives in Costa Mesa, California, and works in a bait shop. She told In Touch she hopes they can settle down in New York because she "really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive .. I really do not enjoy driving. I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad."
19-year-old working in a Costa Mesa bait shop. It's every woman's dream. Hey, don't laugh -- he could easily be supervisor in a few years if he plays his cards right. Oh, are you currently getting a 40% management discount on nightcrawlers? Didn't think so, motherfucker.

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Amanda Bynes in Thousand Oaks (3/2)

Amanda Bynes should really not be driving. She was arrested for DUI again after being pulled over in the San Fernando Valley on Sunday. TMZ says she was hopped up on Adderall because she has a hard time concentrating when she does her homework. Wait, that doesn't sound right . . .
We've learned the Adderall was prescribed by a doctor and she had taken the drug before getting stopped in Van Nuys Sunday and failing multiple field sobriety tests. She was arrested for DUI.
First off, whatever doctor prescribed Amanda Bynes Adderall should be forced to sit in her passenger seat and be driven around by her all day. And then sodomized and shot. I tend to take things too far.
The deeper problem is this ... As TMZ first reported, Amanda has moved out of her parents house and is now living in Orange County. We're told she's smoking a lot of weed and is off her anti-psychotic meds for Schizophrenia and bipolarity.
Orange County . . . weed . . . meds . . . bipolarity . . . it sounds like the season premiere of Real Housewives.
Amanda's conservatorship ended earlier this month and we're told her parents saw no need to extend it because they believe she's better now, but everyone else in her life feels it was a horrible mistake to let the conservatorship lapse and they fear for Amanda.
I'd like "I Done Fucked Up as a Parent" for $1000, Alex.

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Amanda Bynes is driving again

FYI, Amanda Bynes is behind the wheel again. That's her leaving an art class in Westlake Village on Saturday. If your insurance rate has suddenly skyrocketed on your next bill, that's probably why. Can't say I blame State Farm, Allstate, Geico, etc. Before she was hospitalized last summer, Amanda had caused more damage to vehicles in Los Angeles than the Northridge earthquake of '94. True story.

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Amanda Bynes not setting things on fire in Cabo San Lucas headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. Good to see her happy, healthy return to sexiness. But I'm not gonna stop carrying my pepper spray.

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Amanda Bynes leaving Albertson's in Thousand Oaks (3/2)

Amanda Bynes has spoken/tweeted for the first time since being 5150'ed after her mental breakdown last year. She tweeted earlier this week:

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She later added: "If I set anything of yours on fire, my bad. Just send me the bill."

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Amanda Bynes in Thousands Oaks (12/5)

Here's some pictures of Amanda Bynes out and about in her Thousand Oaks neighborhood yesterday -- the first since she left rehab. Flynet says she was walking her dog, but . . . I don't see a dog. WHERE THE FUCK IS AMANDA BYNES' DOG?!? *does Sign of the Cross*

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Marisa Miller doing an interview with EXTRA at The Grove in Hollywood (7/17)

The big news of the day is that Amanda Bynes has been placed on a 72-hour psychiatric hold (a "5150" made famous by Britney Spears a few years ago) at an L.A. hospital after starting a small fire in the driveway of a random woman. Okay, yeah, that sounds like something she'd do. If you told me she got a full scholarship to Harvard, then I'd be a little skeptical. From TMZ:
TMZ just spoke to the woman whose driveway Amanda built the fire on, and she tells us, she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, "Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?" She said no ... not surprising because the woman is elderly.

Cops then described to her that there was a young lady in her driveway, who had lit a fire and was carrying a "little red gas tank." The homeowner says cops told her Amanda had burned part of her clothing.
Since I doubt I could add any new analysis to the Amanda Bynes discourse, let's just look at these pictures of Marisa Miller instead. Marisa was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was Kate Upton, but then just sorta disappeared from the modeling scene a few years ago. Hey, maybe she got kidnapped by Amanda Bynes? That'd be cool.

*16 Marisa Miller pictures total in the gallery:

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