Amanda Bynes in Thousand Oaks
Amanda Bynes should really not be driving. She was arrested for DUI again after being pulled over in the San Fernando Valley on Sunday. TMZ
says she was hopped up on Adderall because she has a hard time concentrating when she does her homework. Wait, that doesn't sound right . . .
We've learned the Adderall was prescribed by a doctor and she had taken the drug before getting stopped in Van Nuys Sunday and failing multiple field sobriety tests. She was arrested for DUI.
First off, whatever doctor prescribed Amanda Bynes Adderall should be forced to sit in her passenger seat and be driven around by her all day. And then sodomized and shot. I tend to take things too far.
The deeper problem is this ... As TMZ first reported, Amanda has moved out of her parents house and is now living in Orange County. We're told she's smoking a lot of weed and is off her anti-psychotic meds for Schizophrenia and bipolarity.
Orange County . . . weed . . . meds . . . bipolarity . . . it sounds like the season premiere of Real Housewives
Amanda's conservatorship ended earlier this month and we're told her parents saw no need to extend it because they believe she's better now, but everyone else in her life feels it was a horrible mistake to let the conservatorship lapse and they fear for Amanda.
I'd like "I Done Fucked Up as a Parent" for $1000, Alex.
*15 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes is driving again
FYI, Amanda Bynes is behind the wheel again. That's her leaving an art class in Westlake Village on Saturday. If your insurance rate has suddenly skyrocketed on your next bill, that's probably why. Can't say I blame State Farm, Allstate, Geico, etc. Before she was hospitalized last summer, Amanda had caused more damage to vehicles in Los Angeles than the Northridge earthquake of '94. True story.*15 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes not
setting things on fire in Cabo San Lucas headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. Good to see her happy, healthy return to sexiness.
But I'm not gonna stop carrying my pepper spray.
*54 social media pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes leaving Albertson's in Thousand Oaks
Amanda Bynes has spoken/tweeted for the first time since being 5150'ed after her mental breakdown last year. She tweeted earlier this week:
She later added: "If I set anything of yours on fire, my bad. Just send me the bill."*15 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes in Thousands Oaks
Here's some pictures of Amanda Bynes out and about in her Thousand Oaks neighborhood yesterday -- the first since she left rehab. Flynet
says she was walking her dog, but . . . I don't see a dog. WHERE THE FUCK IS AMANDA BYNES' DOG?!? *does Sign of the Cross**30 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:
Marisa Miller doing an interview with EXTRA at The Grove in Hollywood
The big news of the day is that Amanda Bynes has been placed on a 72-hour psychiatric hold (a "5150" made famous by Britney Spears a few years ago) at an L.A. hospital after starting a small fire in the driveway of a random woman. Okay, yeah, that sounds like something she'd do. If you told me she got a full scholarship to Harvard, then I'd be a little skeptical. From TMZ
TMZ just spoke to the woman whose driveway Amanda built the fire on, and she tells us, she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, "Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?" She said no ... not surprising because the woman is elderly.
Cops then described to her that there was a young lady in her driveway, who had lit a fire and was carrying a "little red gas tank." The homeowner says cops told her Amanda had burned part of her clothing.
Since I doubt I could add any new analysis to the Amanda Bynes discourse, let's just look at these pictures of Marisa Miller instead. Marisa was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was Kate Upton
, but then just sorta disappeared from the modeling scene a few years ago. Hey, maybe she got kidnapped by Amanda Bynes? That'd be cool.*16 Marisa Miller pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes arriving to court in New York
You can tell Amanda Bynes means business for her court appearance in New York today (for the bong throwing incident
) because she wore her special green wig and "Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater" basketball jersey. If a pickup game breaks out in the courtroom, everyone but Amanda is gonna look pretty stupid!*30 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes in 2003
I made a joke
last Friday about Amanda Bynes being homeless ("Dude, he's the fucking leader of the free world and you're about a year from being homeless"), and then news broke over the weekend that she was evicted from her apartment in Midtown Manhattan last week. An insider told In Touch
"At 9 p.m. on Tuesday, movers showed up and removed Amanda's belongings from her apartment," the insider adds. "She is officially gone from the building."
An NYPD source tells In Touch that the plan to get Amanda out of the apartment had been in the works for weeks. "Even before her arrest, residents had constant complaints about the smell of marijuana coming from her apartment," the source says. "She had also cursed out residents and the doormen, and the smell of pot from her apartment was really annoying people."
Wow, Amanda's life is really spiraling out of control. She's surrounded by nothing but drama and chaos, chaos and drama. She needs to find a stable roommate who's not as big a partier and drug-user as her, someone who's a bit more mellow and can steer her back onto the right track. Yes, she needs to move in with Charlie Sheen.*5 Amanda Bynes pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes leaving court in New York
A recap of Amanda Bynes' insane tweets since her arrest
last week.ACCUSED NYPD OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Don't believe the reports about me being arrested. It's all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn't let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That's why the judge let me go. Don't believe any reports.
Internal affairs is not investigating Amanda's claims. After they inevitably find that she was lying, she's gonna be the most popular girl in New York!ATTACKS RIHANNA
@rihanna you look so ugly tryin to be white
@rihanna Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough
@rihanna no one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna
Rihanna's response: "Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?" Do not fuck with Rihanna. Or at least don't fuck with people who help that stoner write clever tweets.THREATENS TO SUE EVERYONE
I'm suing the NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I'm suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl I am.
God damn, Charles Manson thinks this bitch has become a little unhinged. Britney Spears is starting to get worried about her and she doesn't even know what year it is.*20 Amanda Bynes wig pictures total in the gallery:
Amanda Bynes' mug shot
Here's both of Amanda Bynes mug shots, taken after her arrest
yesterday. The police were nice enough to let her pose for a mug shot with her wig on, but then they made her take it off for the real one. Omigosh, I love playing dress-up, too!