Amanda Bynes leaving Cafe Midi in West Hollywood (3/24)
+ Eliza Dushku looking drop dead gorgeous as usual [
Popoholic]
+
Pam Anderson looks like a monster [Drunken Stepfather]
+
Megan Fox is That Hot [Egotastic!]
+ April Fool's Day Pranks: A Montage [
Holy Taco]
+ "The Handjob" . . . it'll tug at your heartstrings (
SFW) [
College Humor]
+
Mandy Moore showing off her "O" face [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Khloe Kardashian needs to never wear that short skirt again [
Bastardly]
+ Hottest ping pong player. EVER. [
College Humor]
+ Britney Spears' dad trying to shut down her biggest fan site [
I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Rihanna's tattoos by the dozen [
CityRag]
+ Reese Witherspoon is angry [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Dannii Minogue wants you to stare at her boobs [
Yeeeah!]
+ When did Ashton Kutcher get abs? [
popbytes]
Amanda Bynes leaving Guy's nightclub in West Hollywood (3/13)
+
Gisele has hard nips [Drunken Stepfather]
+
More Amazing Malin Akerman from Maxim [Egotastic!]
+ A naked model on top of Zac Efron [
Just Jared]
+ Nicole Scherzinger is see through [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kanye's new girlfriend finally looks classy [
Dlisted]
+ Olivia Munn is the sexiest Street Fighter [
Bam! Kapow!]
+ Denise Milani is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
+ Marisa Perez sideboob [
Derek Hail]
+ Why midget women and bullfighting don't mix [
Attuworld]
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt at Body English in Las Vegas (3/8)
I don't know if you heard the news, but Paris Hilton's vacuous
new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt apparently runs Hollywood now. From the
New York Post:
Starlet Amanda Bynes was refused entry to LA's Club H'Wood the other night, causing some celebrity blogs to dub her "desperate" and "clamoring" to get in. What they didn't note was that reality star/doorman Frankie Delgado was out front and "wouldn't let Amanda in because his best pal Doug Reinhardt [Bynes' ex and Paris Hilton's current beau] was inside," said our source. (Source)
Oh c'mon, Amanda and Doug are both adults. I'm sure they would have had a polite if not slightly awkward conversation when they saw each other:
"Hey Doug."
"Oh hey Amanda."
"How have you been?"
"Good. I don't know if you heard but I'm dating Paris Hilton now."
"Yeah I heard. By the way. I want my hair dryer back."
"Sorry, I lost it . . . inside Paris. Oh god help me, she's insatiable! Take me back, please! I promise I'll be good!"
Doug Reinhardt and Paris Hilton leaving Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood (2/28)
In case you haven't heard, Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend, minor league baseball player Doug Reinhardt. Reinhardt's somewhat of a Hollywood player, having been linked with both Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. The new couple hit Teddy's nightclub on Saturday night and, coincidentally, ran into Bynes. Luckily for her, Paris, being her normal classy self, tried to diffuse the awkwardness by making out with Doug in front of her. How nice. From
E!:
"Doug and Paris were hanging together all night at a VIP table in the back corner with a big group of friends," a source tells E! News. "Amanda was nearby at another table with girlfriends."
So was there major drama between the Hills man-whore and his former flame? Although Paris and Doug were described as "very flirty" and dancing together, Amanda apparently took the high road and chose to ignore the PDA partners.
"She was definitely within eyeshot of Paris and Doug, but avoided looking at them," says our source. "She was trying to keep herself occupied by dancing and hanging with her girls, and made it appear as if she didn't care about Paris and Doug's escapades nearby." (Source)
Newsflash Doug: When you're hanging out with Paris Hilton in a cordoned off area that's guarded by security and off limits to the general public, it doesn't mean you're at a "VIP table in the back corner." It means you're under quarantine. Fortunately for Amanda, there is one good thing about Doug hooking up with Paris: She'll be able to move on easier when he finally succumbs to
syphilis Ebola shame.
Amanda Bynes at TAO nightclub's 3rd anniversary party in Las Vegas (11/8)
+ Behind the scenes of a slutty Kim Kardashian magazine shoot [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Katy Perry's Cleavage is Staring Back at Me [Egotastic!]
+ Gisele dresses up as a hot 80s rocker chick [Just Jared]
+ Kate Moss is see through (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Eva Longoria is the lady in a red dress [Lossip]
+ I love painted on boobs [All Cosplay]
+ Masuimi Max is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Mickey Rourke caught on tape calling another guy a "faggot" [Dlisted]
+ Victoria Beckham causes chaos at LAX airport [Derek Hail]
+ Sophie Monk is see through [Attuworld]
[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
Amanda Bynes leaving a screening of Lifetime Television's Living Proof in New York (9/24)
+ Why is Petra Nemcova dressed like a dude? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere looks like a little old lady [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Halle Berry in my favorite pose [Bastardly]
+ Megan Hauserman Wants to Be Really Reality Famous [Egotastic!]
+ Blake Lively is busty [Popoholic]
+ Giada from the Food Network talks porn [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ David Blaine blames W for his failed stunt [Dlisted]
+ Possibly the greatest football catch EVER. Must see. [College Humor]
+ Megan Fox before and after [A Socialite's Life]
+ Ugly Betty's Ana Ortiz speaks out about being abused [Lossip]
+ Amy Winehouse vomits all over borrowed designer threads [Yeeeah!]
+ Some old pics of Salma Hayek skinny dipping [CityRag]
+ National Enquirer claims Sarah Palin had an affair [popbytes]
+ Selena Gomez talks about her virginity [Gabby Babble]
[Pacific Coast News, WENN]
Seth MacFarlane is dating Amanda Bynes
I guess Seth MacFarlane is dating Amanda Bynes now or something. You know Seth as the creative force behind Family Guy and American Dad. Anyways, yeah, he's totally whipped. From the entertainment powerhouse that is the Knoxville News Sentinel:
[Seth and Amanda] turned up at the Fox summer press tour party together. He was like a puppy following her around. Seth is normally accessible at these functions. But after only a couple of minutes -- literally because I have the timer recording to prove it -- Amanda was having none of it. She walked away from his side and started strolling the party without him. Seth smiled, apologized and announced his date was getting away from him. So he exited the interview quickly and went running after her. (Source)
Is anyone surprised that Seth is following Amanda around like a lost "puppy"? Look at the guy. He's a cartoonist dating a young and hot Hollywood starlet. That combination of couple is about as rare as a Malibuan Duck-Billed Platypus.* If Seth wants to date someone that won't make him so pussy-whipped, he should try someone a little more in his league: like Kelly Osbourne, Kirstie Alley, or Quagmire.
*Also known as a Barbara Stresisandious
Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in L.A. (1/27)
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...a hero so great that only names such as Washington, Jefferson, and Hefner, dare be used in the same breath. The New York Post reports:
It's hoped that Amanda Bynes uses more fabric in her affordable new Dear clothing line than she wore Wednesday night. Spydiners at Taka, the West Village sushi joint, tell us her dress was "seriously shorter than socially appropriate. If it was any shorter, we would've been able to see her butt." BTW, the "Hairspray" star is 21, but stuck to Diet Coke. (Source)
Are you f'ing kidding me? Aside from wearing a dishrag to a funeral, if you look like Amanda Bynes, the concept of something being "shorter than socially appropriate" simply doesn't exist. I mean really, if some hot chick in her early 20s can't wear a sexy skirt, who can? My mom sure can't pull it off ... lord knows she tries.
But with less of that pesky death, possible year in jail, and $50 million lawsuit. Anyways, actress Amanda Bynes was involved in a car crash in Beverly Hills late Wednesday night. Don't worry, she wasn't hurt. Still, I think we should at least start a collection or something. I figure we'll need around $500 to buy 10 more skirts that look like this. Look at that thing. I feel like I should be throwing crumpled up dollar bills at her.
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