Amanda Bynes


Paris Hilton outside  1OAK Nightclub on Halloween

A few of Amanda Bynes' personalities wanted to hang out with Paris Hilton at 1OAK nightclub last week, but Paris was having none of it. Probably because Amanda doesn't have a huge dick. A witness told the New York Post:
"Amanda tried to sit at Paris and Brandon [Davis's] table, and they were not happy about it. There was a scene, and words exchanged, before they kicked her out of their area."
Aw man. Why does Amanda have to be one of those weird crazy people? Why can't she be one of those violent ones? This story could have been really awesome.

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Amanda Bynes leaving 901 Salon at the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood (11/7)

Amanda Bynes has reached a new level of crazy. She was spotted wearing socks with sandals on Friday. Socks. With sandals. If that's not enough to forcibly commit her again, I just don't know what is.

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Amanda Bynes at Mel's Diner in L.A. (11/1)

Amanda Bynes is now living on gift cards given to her by her parents. Since she's now under their control as part of a conservatorship, they've cut her off from her money. Because you haven't seen crazy until you've seen a crazy person with money. From TMZ:
Since Amanda's release from a psych hospital last week,  she's been roaming West Hollywood, eating out and going to hotels.   Our sources say Amanda's parents are giving her gift cards -- usually in the amount of $50.  We're told on some days her parents will give her up to $100 if she needs the cash.

Amanda has no access to her money -- her parents have control under their temporary conservatorship. The money they're giving her is for living expenses. The parents deliver the money to Amanda's court-appointed lawyer, who gives her the cards.
On the bright side for Amanda, gas has been dropping like crazy for weeks now, and is now under $3/gallon in some part of Los Angeles. I bet she has enough money to make it all the way to Fresno before the Highway Patrol throws out the spike strip. "Drama, I only hit, like, two people, and they both were ugly anyways."

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Amanda Bynes arriving at LAX airport (10/10)

After increasingly bizarre behavior the past month -- including accusing her dad of being a pedophile -- Amanda Bynes flew into LAX on Friday and was immediately hospitalized on a psychiatric hold (the infamous "5150" that Britney Spears made famous). And, according to TMZ, she didn't exactly go willingly:
We're told Amanda thought a car service was taking her to The London Hotel where her parents and their attorney were going to meet her.  In fact the parents had made arrangements with the car service to take her to a Pasadena hospital instead ... where their lawyer, Tamar Arminak, was waiting with doctors.

We're told doctors placed her on a 5150 psychiatric hold, where she will be held for 72 hours. That hold can be extended for 14 days, and we're told during that time there will be a move to get another conservatorship.
But wait a minute, what about the guy at the Costa Mesa bait shop Amanda's engaged to? How will this impact the wedding? Dammit, why is no one talking about the wedding? I already bought them a new Shimano 4000FJ Spinning Freshwater Reel for their honeymoon. It even has a graphite rotor for increased cranking power, for Christ's sake. You can't just return that. Amanda's parents are gonna have to answer to me.

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Amanda Bynes and her father Rick Bynes

The Amanda Bynes' saga has taken a turn for the creepy. On twitter today she accused her dad Jim of fondling himself in front of her. And also propositioning her for sex. That, too.

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Considering we've already been through one round of Amanda Bynes craziness last year and she never mentioned her dad being Roman Polanski, you gotta think she's making this up for her own amusement. Me, I enjoy Playstation. To each his own.

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Amanda Bynes caught shoplifting twice in one day

Incredibly, Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting twice yesterday in New York. First she was caught trying to leave the Pookie & Sebastian boutique with a $128 shirt, and then she was busted walking out of Barneys wearing a $200 hat she hadn't paid for (she's banned from ever entering the store again). In her defense, she really wanted the items, but couldn't afford them. From TMZ:
According to our sources, employees at Pookie & Sebastian began following Bynes around the store because she was acting suspicious. We're told they didn't recognize it was Amanda, and just thought she was a "half-naked, homeless crackhead."

Customers tell us Bynes was dancing and muttering about plastic surgery -- but eventually she tried to bolt with a shirt stuffed between her arms. When an employee stopped her and asked if she was going to pay, Amanda said ... "Do I really have to buy this?"

The answer, of course, was yes -- and we're told Bynes was actually cooperative ... whipping out a credit card to cover the $128.
Employees from Barneys say they knew Amanda was up to no good because she walked into the store wearing these:

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Okay maybe she wasn't actually wearing those. It's just what immediately pops into my mind when I imagine Amanda Bynes shoplifting. "They never know it's me!"

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Amanda Bynes out and about in New York (10/6)

Amanda Bynes has hopped right back on the crazy train and is chugging along full steam ahead. She told In Touch Weekly on Sunday, in the most eloquent way possible, that she's now engaged:
"I am very needy for friendship and I hate men. I want to fuck them, but I can now say I'm engaged -- get away from me," she told an In Touch reporter yesterday, Oct. 5. "I want to be married and I want to be away from people."

She claimed her 19-year-old fiance lives in Costa Mesa, California, and works in a bait shop. She told In Touch she hopes they can settle down in New York because she "really [likes] walking and riding [her] bike, and in California, you need to drive .. I really do not enjoy driving. I don't like the way I look in a car. The lighting is very bad."
19-year-old working in a Costa Mesa bait shop. It's every woman's dream. Hey, don't laugh -- he could easily be supervisor in a few years if he plays his cards right. Oh, are you currently getting a 40% management discount on nightcrawlers? Didn't think so, motherfucker.

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Amanda Bynes in Thousand Oaks (3/2)

Amanda Bynes should really not be driving. She was arrested for DUI again after being pulled over in the San Fernando Valley on Sunday. TMZ says she was hopped up on Adderall because she has a hard time concentrating when she does her homework. Wait, that doesn't sound right . . .
We've learned the Adderall was prescribed by a doctor and she had taken the drug before getting stopped in Van Nuys Sunday and failing multiple field sobriety tests. She was arrested for DUI.
First off, whatever doctor prescribed Amanda Bynes Adderall should be forced to sit in her passenger seat and be driven around by her all day. And then sodomized and shot. I tend to take things too far.
The deeper problem is this ... As TMZ first reported, Amanda has moved out of her parents house and is now living in Orange County. We're told she's smoking a lot of weed and is off her anti-psychotic meds for Schizophrenia and bipolarity.
Orange County . . . weed . . . meds . . . bipolarity . . . it sounds like the season premiere of Real Housewives.
Amanda's conservatorship ended earlier this month and we're told her parents saw no need to extend it because they believe she's better now, but everyone else in her life feels it was a horrible mistake to let the conservatorship lapse and they fear for Amanda.
I'd like "I Done Fucked Up as a Parent" for $1000, Alex.

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Amanda Bynes is driving again

FYI, Amanda Bynes is behind the wheel again. That's her leaving an art class in Westlake Village on Saturday. If your insurance rate has suddenly skyrocketed on your next bill, that's probably why. Can't say I blame State Farm, Allstate, Geico, etc. Before she was hospitalized last summer, Amanda had caused more damage to vehicles in Los Angeles than the Northridge earthquake of '94. True story.

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Amanda Bynes not setting things on fire in Cabo San Lucas headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. Good to see her happy, healthy return to sexiness. But I'm not gonna stop carrying my pepper spray.

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