Archive: Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes leaving a screening of Lifetime Television’s Living Proof in New York (9/24)

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Seth MacFarlane is dating Amanda Bynes

I guess Seth MacFarlane is dating Amanda Bynes now or something. You know Seth as the creative force behind Family Guy and American Dad. Anyways, yeah, he’s totally whipped. From the entertainment powerhouse that is the Knoxville News Sentinel:

[Seth and Amanda] turned up at the Fox summer press tour party together. He was like a puppy following her around. Seth is normally accessible at these functions. But after only a couple of minutes — literally because I have the timer recording to prove it — Amanda was having none of it. She walked away from his side and started strolling the party without him. Seth smiled, apologized and announced his date was getting away from him. So he exited the interview quickly and went running after her. (Source)

Is anyone surprised that Seth is following Amanda around like a lost “puppy”? Look at the guy. He’s a cartoonist dating a young and hot Hollywood starlet. That combination of couple is about as rare as a Malibuan Duck-Billed Platypus.* If Seth wants to date someone that won’t make him so pussy-whipped, he should try someone a little more in his league: like Kelly Osbourne, Kirstie Alley, or Quagmire.

*Also known as a Barbara Stresisandious

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes at the 14th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in L.A. (1/27)

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…a hero so great that only names such as Washington, Jefferson, and Hefner, dare be used in the same breath. The New York Post reports:

It’s hoped that Amanda Bynes uses more fabric in her affordable new Dear clothing line than she wore Wednesday night. Spydiners at Taka, the West Village sushi joint, tell us her dress was “seriously shorter than socially appropriate. If it was any shorter, we would’ve been able to see her butt.” BTW, the “Hairspray” star is 21, but stuck to Diet Coke. (Source)

Are you f’ing kidding me? Aside from wearing a dishrag to a funeral, if you look like Amanda Bynes, the concept of something being “shorter than socially appropriate” simply doesn’t exist. I mean really, if some hot chick in her early 20s can’t wear a sexy skirt, who can? My mom sure can’t pull it off … lord knows she tries.

But with less of that pesky death, possible year in jail, and $50 million lawsuit. Anyways, actress Amanda Bynes was involved in a car crash in Beverly Hills late Wednesday night. Don’t worry, she wasn’t hurt. Still, I think we should at least start a collection or something. I figure we’ll need around $500 to buy 10 more skirts that look like this. Look at that thing. I feel like I should be throwing crumpled up dollar bills at her.

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Actress Amanda Bynes at the MTV Studios in New York