Amanda Bynes leaving Albertson's in Thousand Oaks (3/2)
Amanda Bynes has spoken/tweeted for the first time since being 5150'ed after her mental breakdown last year. She tweeted earlier this week:
She later added: "If I set anything of yours on fire, my bad. Just send me the bill."
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Amanda Bynes in Thousands Oaks (12/5)
Here's some pictures of Amanda Bynes out and about in her Thousand Oaks neighborhood yesterday -- the first since she left rehab. Flynet says she was walking her dog, but . . . I don't see a dog. WHERE THE FUCK IS AMANDA BYNES' DOG?!? *does Sign of the Cross*
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Marisa Miller doing an interview with EXTRA at The Grove in Hollywood (7/17)
The big news of the day is that Amanda Bynes has been placed on a 72-hour psychiatric hold (a "5150" made famous by Britney Spears a few years ago) at an L.A. hospital after starting a small fire in the driveway of a random woman. Okay, yeah, that sounds like something she'd do. If you told me she got a full scholarship to Harvard, then I'd be a little skeptical. From TMZ:
TMZ just spoke to the woman whose driveway Amanda built the fire on, and she tells us, she had no idea what was going on until cops knocked on her front door. She says cops asked her, "Do you know anyone by the name of Amanda Bynes, or why she would have some vendetta against you?" She said no ... not surprising because the woman is elderly.Since I doubt I could add any new analysis to the Amanda Bynes discourse, let's just look at these pictures of Marisa Miller instead. Marisa was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was Kate Upton, but then just sorta disappeared from the modeling scene a few years ago. Hey, maybe she got kidnapped by Amanda Bynes? That'd be cool.
Cops then described to her that there was a young lady in her driveway, who had lit a fire and was carrying a "little red gas tank." The homeowner says cops told her Amanda had burned part of her clothing.
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Amanda Bynes arriving to court in New York (7/9)
You can tell Amanda Bynes means business for her court appearance in New York today (for the bong throwing incident) because she wore her special green wig and "Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater" basketball jersey. If a pickup game breaks out in the courtroom, everyone but Amanda is gonna look pretty stupid!
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Amanda Bynes in 2003
I made a joke last Friday about Amanda Bynes being homeless ("Dude, he's the fucking leader of the free world and you're about a year from being homeless"), and then news broke over the weekend that she was evicted from her apartment in Midtown Manhattan last week. An insider told In Touch:
"At 9 p.m. on Tuesday, movers showed up and removed Amanda's belongings from her apartment," the insider adds. "She is officially gone from the building."Wow, Amanda's life is really spiraling out of control. She's surrounded by nothing but drama and chaos, chaos and drama. She needs to find a stable roommate who's not as big a partier and drug-user as her, someone who's a bit more mellow and can steer her back onto the right track. Yes, she needs to move in with Charlie Sheen.
An NYPD source tells In Touch that the plan to get Amanda out of the apartment had been in the works for weeks. "Even before her arrest, residents had constant complaints about the smell of marijuana coming from her apartment," the source says. "She had also cursed out residents and the doormen, and the smell of pot from her apartment was really annoying people."
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Amanda Bynes leaving court in New York (5/24)
A recap of Amanda Bynes' insane tweets since her arrest last week.
ACCUSED NYPD OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT:
Don't believe the reports about me being arrested. It's all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn't let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That's why the judge let me go. Don't believe any reports.Internal affairs is not investigating Amanda's claims. After they inevitably find that she was lying, she's gonna be the most popular girl in New York!
@rihanna you look so ugly tryin to be whiteRihanna's response: "Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?" Do not fuck with Rihanna. Or at least don't fuck with people who help that stoner write clever tweets.
@rihanna Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough
@rihanna no one wants to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named my new dog Rihanna
THREATENS TO SUE EVERYONE:
I'm suing the NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I'm suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl I am.God damn, Charles Manson thinks this bitch has become a little unhinged. Britney Spears is starting to get worried about her and she doesn't even know what year it is.
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Amanda Bynes' mug shot
Here's both of Amanda Bynes mug shots, taken after her arrest yesterday. The police were nice enough to let her pose for a mug shot with her wig on, but then they made her take it off for the real one. Omigosh, I love playing dress-up, too!
Amanda Bynes arrested in New York
Amanda Bynes was arrested last night for lighting a joint up in the lobby of her building in New York and then throwing a bong out of the window of her 36th floor apartment. 2 pound glass object. Hurtling down to earth from 360 feet up in the heavens. She literally could've killed somebody. She faces charges of marijuana possession, reckless endangerment, and tampering with evidence. That last one is a felony, so she's fucked harder than Paris Hilton in a nightclub bathroom. From TMZ:
According to law enforcement sources, a building official called police after spotting Amanda in the lobby with a joint, acting erratically and talking to herself. We're told when cops arrived they knocked at her door and she let them in. Our sources say when police saw the bong Amanda quickly tossed it out the window, which fortunately didn't hit anyone on the street below.On the one hand, it's kinda fucked up that you can be arrested for marijuana possession in your own home, but on the other . . . maybe don't invite the police in when they knock on your door? I know, crazy thought.
Amanda, who was wearing a platinum blonde wig, was placed under arrest and went ballistic, yelling, "Don't you know who I am?"
Our law enforcement sources say Amanda was briefly taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation and then taken to the station for booking.
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Amanda Bynes at a gym in New York last week
Amanda Bynes may be on to something here. You burn way more calories on the elliptical when you wave your arms around like a crazy fucking lunatic.
Amanda Bynes goes topless
After tweeting pics of herself in a bra earlier in the week, Amanda Bynes followed up by going topless last night. Wow, she's gone from cleavage pics, to bra pics, to topless pics. There's only one way this is heading: "Here's the Results of My Latest Pap Smear Friday." Be sure to check her twitter tomorrow.
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