Alyse Lahti's DUI mugshot
Tiger Woods is back, baby! News broke over the weekend that he's dating 22-year-old Alyse Lahti, who may or may not be an actual goblin. Alyse graduated from Ohio State a few years ago and is now a graduate student at Northwood University in West Palm Beach, which honestly sounds fake. Let's tear this bitch's life apart! The Orlando Sentinel says:
Details about an Orlando DUI arrest from last year are now getting a lot of attention because the once low-profile suspect — Isleworth resident Alyse Lahti — was linked romantically to Tiger Woods this weekend.Wait a minute, I thought Tiger was usually the one who did the rear-ending? Hiyoooo! And you thought Tiger Woods double entendres died in 2010! Never!
Lahti's vehicle rear-ended a truck on Interstate 4 last year, causing it to roll. During a roadside test an officer asked Lahti to rate her sobriety on a scale of zero to 10, with zero being sober and 10 being impaired. Her response: "(Expletive) 10."
The officer determined Lahti was drunk and took her to the Orange County Jail. While driving there, Lahti reportedly told the officer "Can you tell [the] girl in the other car that I will pay for a new car for her and that I am sorry."
The reports also states Lahti told the officer: "I don't give a [expletive], let's go. I need to be held responsible for what I did. I'm so humiliated. I want to die."
*7 Alyse Lahti pictures total in the gallery:
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