K-Fed took his custody fight with ex-wife Britney Spears to the next level this weekend serving her cousin, Alli Sims, with a subpoena ... ISRAELI COMMANDO STYLE!!! The New York Daily News reports:
Early yesterday morning, K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, sent security expert and ex-Israeli commando Aaron Cohen out to track down and subpoena Spears' assistant Alli Sims, who is also the singer's cousin. Also in Cohen's cross hairs was Spears' music producer Jonathan (J.R.) Rotem. Kaplan wants both questioned under oath about Spears' alleged erratic - and sometimes dangerous - parenting skills. Cohen caught up with the pair at a Hollywood Hills bash at 2:30 a.m."He infiltrated the grounds and said, 'Are you Alli Sims? Here is a legal document ... you have been served,'" a source said. "Cohen knows his stuff. He was in the Israeli Army. Let's put it this way, if Alli were a terrorist, she would have been taken down."
Still inside was Spears herself, who was said to be furious. (Source)
If this guy's so good at tracking down terrorists, why is Rosie O'Donnell still alive? That bitch's appetite is a weapon of mass destruction raining terror down upon All-You-Can-Eat specials nationwide. You may think I'm kidding but I'm not--terrorism is something I do not fuck around with. Same with Mahjong.
