Ali Lohan


Ali Lohan leaving a coffee shop in Beverly Hills (3/8)

The still ridiculously skinny Ali Lohan was spotted by paparazzi in Beverly Hills yesterday. And I say more power to her. I wish I had the guts to give myself a haircut.

*15 Ali Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ali Lohan Skinny Walk 1
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Ali Lohan arriving on a flight at LAX (2/12)

Lindsay Lohan and her sister Ali flew into LAX on Sunday night, and holy shit what is wrong with Ali's lips? Even Whitney Houston doesn't look that bad. No, I mean right now. Four days after she died.

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Ali Lohan in Oahu (12/12)

Pacific Coast News released these pics last night of Ali Lohan in Oahu earlier this week, and holy shit. That is absolutely crazy. I'm stunned . . . is that a CD she's holding? That is so '90s! Doesn't this loser have an iPod?

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Ali Lohan and her new face

Dina Lohan's brainwashing must have gotten to her daughter Ali. She totally doesn't think of her mom as a greedy scheming monster willing to do anything for money and/or attention. Denying rumors that she got plastic surgery and chalking it all up to a growth spurt, Ali told Page Six Magazine:
"I was cracking up [about the rumors]. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17-years-old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. . . . It's stupid. I don't listen to it. Its absolutely not true."
Is Ali really asking if we think her mother would sign off on her doing something as inappropriate as getting plastic surgery? Uh, has she seen what her mother's done to her sister? Dina Lohan cares less about other people's well-being than Michael Jackson's doctor. I'd sooner have Jerry Sandusky babysit my kid than Dina.

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  • Ali Lohan Delusional 1
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Ali Lohan outside her mom Dina's home in Long Island (3/14)

MY CAPTION: "Ali, honey, go wake up your sister Lindsay and tell her to come inside for breakfast."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

Paparazzi photos from Friday, July 30

Ali Lohan arriving at the Lynwood Correctional Facility in L.A. to visit her sister Lindsay  (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kelly Brook arriving at Heathrow airport from L.A. (pics start here)

Jada Pinkett Smith arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving her house in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Billy Ray Cyrus walking his dogs in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Jessica Stroup on the set of 90210 in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart leaving Román Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Steven Spielberg leaving the Ivy restaurant in London (pics start here)

Gena Lee Nolin at the Gifting Services Showroom in L.A. (pics start here)

Matthew Fox arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in L.A. (pics start here)

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Dina and Ali Lohan arriving at Lynwood Correctional Facility to visit Lindsay (7/26)

Great news for Lindsay Lohan: the other prisoners at Lynwood will no longer be calling her "fire crotch." Not so great news: because she was moved from her cell to soul-crushing solitary confinement. From The Sun:
Lindsay Lohan has been moved to solitary confinement to keep her away from abusive inmates, according to a recently released lag. The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day. As a result, Lindsay's been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says former inmate Cheryl Presser.

She revealed: "Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation."
So she's pretty much handling this exactly like I thought she would. What, did you really think Lindsay would have some Zen-like experience in jail where she sat in silent self-reflection for hours a day and ultimately transformed herself into a better person? Of course not. The only thing Lindsay's taking home from this whole experience is lice.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, July 19

Ali Lohan visting her sister Lindsay at the Pickford Lofts sober living facility in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian at the Beach Bunny Swimwear fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week SWIM in Miami (pics start here)

Mariska Hargitay on the set of Law & Order: SVU in New York (pics start here)

Irish TV host Christine Bleakley on holiday in Cyprus (pics start here)

Christoph Waltz leaving the John Varvatos boutique in Malibu (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio and her daughter Anja at a park in Malibu (pics start here)

Ashton Kutcher and his stepdaughter Tallulah Willis leaving Longrain restaurant in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Halle Berry and her daughter Nahla arriving to the Staples Center in L.A. to see the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus (pics start here)

Enrique Iglesias arriving to ABC Studios in New York (pics start here)

Dina Lohan leaving a visit with Lindsay at the Pickford Lofts sober living facility in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Morgan Freeman adding his handprint to the Mandela Legacy Canvas in Cape Town, South Africa (pics start here)

Selena Gomez at a "meet and greet" event to promote her upcoming film Ramona and Beezus at Borders in Miami (pics start here)

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Dina and Ali Lohan at a pre-Thanksgiving luncheon in Long Island last year

By all accounts Dina Lohan is the worst mother in the history of mankind. I'd let Susan Smith babysit my kids before I let Dina. Plain and simple, she's a monster. Which is why nothing surprises me at all in this article from Fox:
With Lindsay Lohan either in jail or in rehab for the foreseeable future, "momager" Dina Lohan is in Los Angeles strategizing how she will pay the bills and keep her family's name in the media without her daughter's help. Dina is sitting down for interviews solo this week to give Ali a little time to collect herself, but the mother-daughter pair will soon be appearing together, the insider said.

"Lindsay was the family breadwinner and now that role will shift while she's away," the source told FOX411.com. "Dina will sell their story and Ali is the next in line to take over for Lindsay. Dina had hoped that Ali would land some new acting spots while she was living with Lindsay, but that never happened. There was a Nickelodeon show in the works months ago starring Ali, but it fell through."
If you can't get a Nickelodeon show for your semi-famous kid, I'm sorry but you have failed as a parent. They give shows to everyone. I think even I had a show at one point. Anything goes at that network. It's like the Wild West. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a saloon near set where all the iCarly stars hang out. Hell, the rising young star of a show they marketed to 10-year-olds used to leave set early to go have unprotected sex. And she was barely fired after weeks of meetings. And yet they still wouldn't take a chance on Ali. You suck Dina.
Our source says that Ali is being pushed down the same path as Lindsay, but where Lindsay was bold and brash, Ali is timid.

"It's sad to see this happening to Ali, but this is the only life she has known. Her education isn't a big priority and Ali idolizes Lindsay. Lindsay is the most stable part of Ali's life and with her leaving, it takes away her security blanket," said the insider. "It's always been assumed that Lindsay would take care of her, but with that in question, Ali will be back with Dina. Dina's rules and Dina's interviews. Ali will do whatever the family needs."
"Lindsay is the most stable part of Ali's life"? What the fuck? The only thing less stable than Lindsay Lohan is a Haitian building  the Peso  Michael J. Fox's hand. If Ali keeps "idolizing" Lindsay like this, she may end up following in her footsteps and one day becoming a sexually-confused, out-of-work, convicted felon. Or even worse, a ginger. *shudders*

*19 photos total in the gallery:

  • Dina Lohan Ruining Alis Life 1
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Lindsay Lohan arriving to a party in the Hollywood Hills (6/12)

Carvel Ice Cream has blacklisted the entire Lohan family because of an incident at a Long Island store involving Dina in which the police were called. No, really, I'm not kidding. From E!:
Ice cream purveyor Carvel has rescinded an unlimited freebie card it had given to Lohan after her family—particularly mom Dina—supposedly abused the frozen-treat privilege.

"These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use," Carvel said in a statement. "Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.

"Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay's name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanc for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.

"Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again. This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity's name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly."
Wait a sec, are we sure this story is true? The Lohan family just doesn't strike me as the type that would take advantage of a situation like this. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Like, maybe Dina was using Lindsay's ultra-exclusive freebie card so she could pass out ice cream to the homeless. Yeah, that sounds right. Those Lohans are always thinking about those less fortunate than themselves.

*32 pics total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Boot Lover 1
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