Archive: Ali Lohan

Ali Lohan got a boob job

In their latest issue, Us Weekly asks the question on the minds of many imprisoned pedophiles and child rapists: Is it finally acceptable to talk about a 14-year-old girl’s breasts? The answer? A resounding ‘yes’:

Did 14-year-old singer Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt? Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now, that the young star of Living Lohan flaunted what looked like overnight curves at a Jonas Brothers concert in East Hampton, NY on August 9. Just three months earlier, a flatter Lohan hit Fuse for a taping of The Sauce in NYC. (Source)

After being confronted by a paparazzo asking about her sister’s breasts, Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace page to address the rumors:

All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body. (Source)

Ha ha ha, that’s a good one Lindsay. You almost had me convinced that Dina’s a responsible mother and not a leech that sacrificed both of her daughter’s childhoods to the Hollywood machine, all in some misguided attempt to boost her own sense of self-importance. Did you know that when Ali was just 4, Dina taught her to stand with her head perfectly still so “Mommy has a place to put her margarita”? True story.

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Dina Lohan gets drunk, kicked out of party

Dina Lohan got herself and daughter Ali kicked out of the afterparty for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere. Dina was asked to change tables and, according to witnesses, went “apeshit.” Of course Dina claims she wasn’t kicked out — she voluntarily left the party because a studio staffer “raised his voice” at her. Oh no, not a raised voice! E! Online’s Marc Malkin says:

Sources report that when Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali’s arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but “Dina “went apes–t,” a partygoer tells me. “It so wasn’t cool.”So not cool that “Dina was quietly removed” from the rooftop soiree, another source says. Dina, however, claims she decided to ditch the party because she says that the studio staffer started raising his voice.

“He made the girls uncomfortable,” Dina wrote in an email to me this afternoon. “At that point, the girls wanted to leave.”

But my party source insists, the studio folks “couldn’t have been nicer . . . Dina was so awful.” (Source)

With the example Dina’s set for her, I’d be shocked if Ali doesn’t set some kind of gangbang record by her 21st birthday. A torn open bag of dog food and a leaky faucet could do a better job of parenting than that drunk.

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Ali Lohan in New York (3/27)

Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali is currently filming her first movie, Mostly Ghostly, in Los Angeles. The film is based on the book series, written by R.L. Stine, about an 11-year-old boy that befriends two ghosts. People says:

Ali’s role shares similarities with her older sister’s character in the 2004 film Mean Girls: She’ll play “a popular high school senior” in the film, says a source. Ali, who has spent the past several weeks shooting her upcoming E! reality TV show with her mother Dina in New York City, Long Island and Las Vegas, is also recording a new album.

Ali told Teen Vogue in the April issue, “I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage.” (Source)

The best way for Ali to become a “popular high school senior”? Do what her sister did: sleep with the football team. If Ali really wants to emulate her sister and “do what she does,” she should probably get familiar with the terms “Bukkake” and “One at a Time, Please.” Of course, sexually speaking, at 14, one would have to assume that Ali’s probably a couple years behind where her sister was at the same age: getting bulk discounts on IUDs.

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Ali Lohan got her lips done

Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old little sister Ali may have already had plastic surgery. Star magazine says:

Her upper lip is too large in proportion to her lower lip, and the borders of the lips are exaggerated,” said the doctor. “[Her lips] appear a bit overdone, and in my opinion, it would be a very unusual procedure for a 14-year-old.”

The doctor told Star that he thinks Ali may have had at least two syringes of filler injected into her lips. (Going rate per syringe? About $600.) However, he adds that the good news is that aside from post-op bruising and swelling, side effects are rare. (Source)

Giving a female Lohan plumper lips is like pouring gas on a fire — especially considering she still has to navigate the oral sex minefield that is high school. This girl has no chance.

PICS: Ali Lohan at a screening of High School Confidential in New York (3/5)

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The kiss of death

Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old sister Ali *cringe* wants to be just like her when she’s older. Ali told the April issue of Teen Vogue:

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph and it’s just a really good feeling to have.” (Source)

If Ali really wants to grow up to be like her sister, she needs to - (1) start sleeping with as many high school basketball teams (including the coaching staff) as possible - (2) start doing mounds and mounds of coke. With the way the Hollywood club scene is today, it’s more convenient than ever to develop a crippling addiction in your early teens - and (3) “Star” in four consecutive critically panned movies to ensure her future place in equine porn. Or she could skip all that and do what Lindsay did and pose nude for a magazine *crosses fingers*. I mean when she’s 18. Of course I meant that.

PICS: Lindsay and Ali Lohan at the premiere of A Prairie Home Companion in New York (6/2006)

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The Lohan family was rolling three deep at the Polaroid Beach House on Wednesday night. Dina’s on the left, Lindsay the middle, and young Ali on the right. I feel for Ali, I really do. I fear Lindsay’s set the alcoholic bar so high that Ali can’t possibly top it unless she changes her name to Budweiser Lohan or moves into a liquor store. Of course I had the same fears about Dina and Lindsay and look how things turned out. Lindsay’s like the fresh-off-the-assembly-line Ferrari to Dina’s broken-down Chevy.

More of the Lohan family partying at the Polaroid beach house after the jump…

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Dina Lohan’s television dreams may come true. For years Lindsay’s mom has tried unsuccessfully to land an on-air TV gig. Now word comes from the New York Post that the E! Network is in talks with Dina to produce Mom-Ager a show in which the Lohan matriarch will try to “to turn her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, into stars.” An insider fumed:

“Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a ’star’ and living vicariously through her - and now she’s going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn’t get to have.” (Source)

Unfortunately a team of doctors and psychiatrists advised against Ali and Cody appearing on Mom-Ager. But they did give the go-ahead to begin production on E!’s other Lohan family reality show. The premise? Dina looks on as Ali and Cody are kidnapped at knife point and thrown into a pit full of angry cobras. And, uhh, that’s pretty much it.