"I was cracking up [about the rumors]. Because, like, when would I do that (surgery)? I’m 17-years-old. That's not legal! I would need my mother's signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that? No! Its not the right thing to do. . . . It's stupid. I don't listen to it. Its absolutely not true."Is Ali really asking if we think her mother would sign off on her doing something as inappropriate as getting plastic surgery? Uh, has she seen what her mother's done to her sister? Dina Lohan cares less about other people's well-being than Michael Jackson's doctor. I'd sooner have Jerry Sandusky babysit my kid than Dina.
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Lindsay Lohan has been moved to solitary confinement to keep her away from abusive inmates, according to a recently released lag. The actress has reportedly kept prisoners at LA County jail awake at night as she wails over the taunts chanted at her repeatedly throughout the day. As a result, Lindsay's been put in lockdown as officials bid to make conditions more bearable for all, says former inmate Cheryl Presser.So she's pretty much handling this exactly like I thought she would. What, did you really think Lindsay would have some Zen-like experience in jail where she sat in silent self-reflection for hours a day and ultimately transformed herself into a better person? Of course not. The only thing Lindsay's taking home from this whole experience is lice.
She revealed: "Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation."
With Lindsay Lohan either in jail or in rehab for the foreseeable future, "momager" Dina Lohan is in Los Angeles strategizing how she will pay the bills and keep her family's name in the media without her daughter's help. Dina is sitting down for interviews solo this week to give Ali a little time to collect herself, but the mother-daughter pair will soon be appearing together, the insider said.If you can't get a Nickelodeon show for your semi-famous kid, I'm sorry but you have failed as a parent. They give shows to everyone. I think even I had a show at one point. Anything goes at that network. It's like the Wild West. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a saloon near set where all the iCarly stars hang out. Hell, the rising young star of a show they marketed to 10-year-olds used to leave set early to go have unprotected sex. And she was barely fired after weeks of meetings. And yet they still wouldn't take a chance on Ali. You suck Dina.
"Lindsay was the family breadwinner and now that role will shift while she's away," the source told FOX411.com. "Dina will sell their story and Ali is the next in line to take over for Lindsay. Dina had hoped that Ali would land some new acting spots while she was living with Lindsay, but that never happened. There was a Nickelodeon show in the works months ago starring Ali, but it fell through."
Our source says that Ali is being pushed down the same path as Lindsay, but where Lindsay was bold and brash, Ali is timid."Lindsay is the most stable part of Ali's life"? What the fuck? The only thing less stable than Lindsay Lohan is
"It's sad to see this happening to Ali, but this is the only life she has known. Her education isn't a big priority and Ali idolizes Lindsay. Lindsay is the most stable part of Ali's life and with her leaving, it takes away her security blanket," said the insider. "It's always been assumed that Lindsay would take care of her, but with that in question, Ali will be back with Dina. Dina's rules and Dina's interviews. Ali will do whatever the family needs."
Ice cream purveyor Carvel has rescinded an unlimited freebie card it had given to Lohan after her family—particularly mom Dina—supposedly abused the frozen-treat privilege.Wait a sec, are we sure this story is true? The Lohan family just doesn't strike me as the type that would take advantage of a situation like this. I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation. Like, maybe Dina was using Lindsay's ultra-exclusive freebie card so she could pass out ice cream to the homeless. Yeah, that sounds right. Those Lohans are always thinking about those less fortunate than themselves.
"These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use," Carvel said in a statement. "Many celebrities have enjoyed their cards at our Carvel Ice Cream shoppes and have shared their excitement with being included in the celebration.
"Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card. While the card was issued in Lindsay's name only, her extended family has repeatedly used the card without her present. At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanc for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends. After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
"Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again. This is an unfortunate situation where certain people feel entitled to use a celebrity's name for their own purposes. We regret that the Lohan family is upset and hope this matter is put behind us quickly."
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