Celebslam: They're Better Than Us: Ali Larter Archives

Before and after

Ali Larter needs to eat

I don't know when Ali Larter turned into Tori Spelling, but my penis just filed a formal complaint with the Screen Actor's Guild. I haven't seen a chest that sunken since kindergarten when I rode the submarine ride at Disneyland.

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Gag me

Ali Larter at the Whitney Contemporaries Art Party and Auction in New York (6/17)

I knew it was only a matter of time until a celebrity copied Kate Gosselin's dumb hairstyle (the monster from Jon & Kate Plus Eight). Congratulations Ali Larter, you suck. What's next, a Hitler mustache?

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In beautiful people news . . .

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Ali Larter at the L.A. premiere of Grey Gardens held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre (4/16)

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SUMMER IS HERE, PART 120

Ali Larter bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/24)

Do we have any scientists/Al Gore groupies here? Can somebody tell me exactly why global warming is bad again? According to my simple mind, more hot days = more celebrities at the beach. I'm actually converting my Prius to run on coal to help speed the process along.

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Lunch with Ali Larter

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Ali Larter at unveiling the Godiva Chocolatier Valentines Day promotion in New York (1/29)

Ali Larter is engaged

Ali Larter engaged

Ali Larter's longtime boyfriend Hayes MacArthur proposed over the weekend. And she said yes! HOORAY! Larter recently told People magazine:

"I told my boyfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry him and that we could do it tomorrow. I look forward to that time when I'm home with babies." (Source)

What a coincidence. I told my last girlfriend after three weeks that I wanted to marry her and I couldn't wait to be at home with the babies. That's when she finally gave in and I got anal. Sucker!