Alexander Skarsgard

Alexander Skarsgard at Coachella last month

Rihanna, Charlize Theron, and some chick name Roberta Mancino -- Alexander Skarsgard's penis have been on quite the ride lately. It's just like Disneyland, except he gets to cum. From Life & Style:

Alexander Skarsgard is quite the ladies' man! While promoting his new movie, Battleship, in Tokyo in April, the True Blood star got frisky with his co-star Rihanna, 24.

"They went to a geisha bathhouse," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. "They were drinking, and before you knew it they were in a corner getting hot and heavy."

But they're not exclusive: Alex, 35, has also been linked to Charlize Theron, 36, and he's romancing Italian skydiver Roberta Mancino, 31.

"He and Roberta have been seeing each other for a few months," a friend confirms to Life & Style. "He's been courting her and taking her out to dinner a lot. It's not a serious relationship, but they look forward to hanging out together even more. They really like each other."

So Al Skarsgard is knocking down the prime hooch faster than they can set 'em up. I don't see the big deal, that's how big timers like us roll, biatch. What did you guys expect, for Alex to not take advantage of his rising stock portfolio? Any doucherocket can shoot goo into the Waffle House waiting staff -- right, Tiger? It takes a real confident SOB to simultaneously go clam-diving with multiple celebs -- Bradley Cooper calls this the "good ol' days." Skarsgard is the new Hollywood stud that gets women all hot and bothered, which my mom says means "sloppy horny" (don't ask, Thanksgivings are awkward enough). Get used to it, kids. Alexander has a pipe that needs a fixin', and the only plumbers in his phone book have Grammy and Oscar nods on their resumes.

*19 Alexander Skarsgard pictures total in the gallery:

Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth at Coachella earlier this year

Us Weekly is breaking the news this morning that Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend, True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard, have split up. "Guess it wasn't true love!" it says in the story, which almost certainly wasn't written by a straight man:

After nearly two years together, True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard and 21 actress Kate Bosworth have called it quits, Us Weekly has confirmed exclusively.

"It was very mutual," a source tells the new issue of Us. "And it happened a while ago."

During a July 21 Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette -- and left the party with her.

"He's single," confirms a source, "and he is loving the attention!"

This seems like a bit of an overreaction by Alexander. I mean, *technically*, blowjobs aren't really cheating. Besides, I didn't even call her afterwards . . . just seemed a little too "clingy" to me, like she'd start crying or something if I hooked up with one of her friends. No thank you. I don't need that kind of drama in my life.

*36 Kate Bosworth pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, May 14

Eva Longoria leaving the Hotel Martinez in Cannes (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard in New York (pics start here)

Nina Dobrev at the 12th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in L.A. (pics start here)

Lady Gaga leaving The Almay Concert in New York (pics start here)

Kate Hudson leaving her house in New York (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson at Mulholland Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Cher out and about in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Natalie Portman on the set of Friends With Benefits in Marina del Rey (pics here)

Halle Berry at Malibu Beach (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera and her son Max in New York (pics start here)

Ray Romano at Mulholland Canyon Park in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Claire Danes filming a commercial in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kylie Mingoue arriving to Heart Radio studios in London (pics start here)

Nick Jonas out and about in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Paris Hilton at the Cannes Film Festival (pics start here)

*131 pics total in the gallery: