Alex Rodriguez

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, February 8

Alex Rodriguez and his girlfriend Torrie Wilson leaving Il Ristorante Di Giorgio Baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Actress Jennifer Lawrence (Hunger Games) leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber leaving Il Ristorante Di Giorgio Baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Ali Larter arriving at a friend's house in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kate Middleton arriving to the "Lucian Freud: Portraits - Private View" at the National Portrait Gallery in London (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving Live! with Kelly studios in New York (pics start here)

Reese Witherspoon leaving a friend's house in Brentwood (pics start here)

Anna Torv filming Fringe in Vancouver (pics start here)

Andie MacDowell out and about in New York (pics start here)

Amy Poehler leaving a salon in L.A. (pics start here)

Lucy Liu on the set of Southland in L.A. (pics start here)

Lindsay Ellingson, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes at a promotional appearance at the Victoria's Secret Soho store in New York (pics start here)

Naomi Campbell arriving at Borchardt restaurant in Berlin, Germany (pics start here)

*119 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Torrie Wilson bikini pics!

In case you haven't heard, Yankees' star Alex Rodriguez is dating former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson (she's basically the poor man's Stacy Keibler). That's Torrie (and Alex, not pictured), lounging around his oceanfront mansion in Miami yesterday.

From Madonna, to a crazy-yoked Cameron Diaz, to Torrie Wilson -- A-Rod's girlfriends are getting progressively more and more muscular. I hope he doesn't fuck me next.

*28 Torrie Wilson bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Alex Rodriguez (and Cameron Diaz) in Coral Gables, Florida (2/11)

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+ Emma Roberts can be such a pig sometimes [Just Jared]
+ It's Mena Suvari's boobs! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Heidi Montag wasted $2 million [The Blemish]
+ Teen Pregnancies vs. MTV's Teen Mom [Holy Taco]

+ Leo DiCaprio gets all the coolest roles [Caught on Set]
+ Britney Spears shames son [Yeeeah!]
+ The Olsen Twins are jealous of their little sister's success [Cele|bitchy]
+ About time Lindsay went up against a hard-ass prosecutor [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 21

Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (pics start here)

Katarina Witt at the "Ein Herz für Kinder" gala in Berlin (pics start here)

Amanda Peet outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping at CVS in Burbank (pics start here)

Lady Gaga leaving her hotel in Paris (pics start here)

Rumer Willis leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Model Adriana Karembeu in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and their daughter Suri Cruise leaving their apartment in New York (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving Aero Theatre in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Model Laura Croft at Carrot Top's celebration of five years of performances at The Luxor in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman leaving Largo at the Coronet in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Heidi Klum and Seal shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Alex Rodriguez at the grand opening of the JW Marriott Marquis Hotel in Miami (11/4)

In the wake of his split from Cameron Diaz, A-Rod has turned into a shell of his former vibrant self. I'm kidding obviously. He's having more ass thrown at him than a proctologist. From the New York Post:

It seems Alex Rodriguez's appeal has only been enhanced by his split with Cameron Diaz, which Page Six first reported late last month. On Thursday night, he joined athletes including Anna Kournikova, Venus Williams, Tim Hardaway and Brazilian race-car driver Helio Castroneves, plus Angie Harmon and Brooke Shields, for the opening of the JW Marriott Marquis Miami. A spy tells us that A-Rod was "a hit with the ladies, with several women just walking up and giving him their phone number."

This story is a shining example of why people want to be rich and famous. When you're a celebrity, you can stand around minding your own business and gorgeous women will literally just walk up to you and give you their number. Truth be told, the same thing used to happen to me all of the time. Of course, that's because I was working at the coat check. FML.

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Cameron Diaz moves in with A-Rod

The National Enquirer is claiming that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz are giving marriage a "trial run" and she just moved into his New York apartment. Jesus, if I woke up after a long night of drinking and that thing was sleeping next to me, I'd probably call the police. From the tabloid:

"[Alex] said things are going so well that they needed to take the next step in their relationship. With Cam, he feels he's found the best of both worlds - an independent career woman who's also drop-dead gorgeous."

Wait, what? Drop-dead gorgeous? Am I trapped in some kind of parallel universe where up is down and left is right?

"Alex loves that Cam doesn't feel a need to make a spectacle of their love affair," the source said. "By not pressuring him, Cameron won him over." During the July visit, Cameron began moving clothes and furniture from storage into A-Rod's Upper West Side condo, the source said. When he travels to Los Angeles, A-Rod reportedly stays at Cameron's newly purchased $10 million, six-bedroom mansion in Beverly Hills. "For now, Cam and Alex intend to be bi-coastal," said the source. "She's been telling friends as long as their new arrangement doesn't hit any bumps, they hope to be married this time next year."

What the hell is A-Rod doing? Regardless of what you think of the guy (that he's a steroid-using, egotistical, cheating scumbag), as a superstar athlete, he's in a position to bang as many hot groupies as he wants. So why settle for a 38-year-old washed-up actress who looks like she just stepped off the pages of a Stephen King novel? Either Cameron doesn't have a gag reflex or she does have the one thing A-Rod's looking for in a mate: testicles.

Cameron Diaz leaving Le Colonial restaurant in New York (4/21)

Background: Kate Hudson dated Alex Rodriguez last year. According to gay dudes and chicks who know nothing about sports, Kate was Alex's good luck charm in the World Series and a big reason the Yankees defeated the Phillies in six games. But A-Rod eventually tired of Kate and dumped her ass so he could hook up with other average-looking chicks. Like Kate's arch nemesis Cameron Diaz. Oh no she di'int! From Us Weekly:

The new issue of Us Weekly reports that Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz are locked in a bitter battle over Alex Rodriguez. An insider believes Diaz is bedding Rodriguez as a form of retaliation after Hudson hooked up with Justin Timberlake  in January 2007 -- just two days after the couple of four years split.  "Kate thinks it's payback, pure and simple," the insider says.

And Hudson's not 100 percent wrong. Says a Diaz pal, "Cameron was actually in a serious long-term relationship with Justin. She thinks it's a joke Kate would be mad. Kate is only upset because she hates being single." In an effort to hold on to Rodriguez, one source even contends that Hudson got breast implants post split to appeal to the Yankee's preference for "busty women."

Two women fighting over a man is just pathetic . . . unless that fight involves jello, an inflatable pool, and my video camera. Kate and Cameron should just do what most women their age in the U.S. do when they're lonely for companionship: get a cat join Match.com become a high school teacher. By the way, dating Cameron and Kate doesn't exactly confirm the claim that A-Rod likes "busty women." It confirms that he likes his women flatter than a six-day-old can of Sprite.

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She scares me

Are Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz secretly dating? Um, I don't know. From Life & Style:

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez raised eyebrows when they flirted at the Creative Artists Agency Super Bowl party in Miami and now their relationship has developed into much more, an insider close to the New York Yankees slugger tells Life & Style. “A-Rod’s with Cameron,” the insider reveals to Life & Style. “They’ve been keeping it quiet, but they’re totally together.”

When the photographers weren’t around, “they were all over each other at the CAA party,” says an onlooker. “Cameron had her hands all over Alex’s back, and they were dancing together. They also left the party together that night.”  As long as they’re enjoying themselves, Cam and her man are in no rush to acknowledge their relationship. “Alex recently arranged to fly Cameron to Miami,” a second insider tells Life & Style. “He used to fly Kate Hudson there all the time, and no one knew they were dating for a long while. Alex is very discreet.”

What is it with A-Rod and his infatuation with chicks that are way past their prime? Madonna, Kate Hudson, and now Cameron Diaz. It sounds like rather than picking up his women at night clubs, A-Rod prefers to meet his women at Assisted Living Facilities. So let this be a lesson for any woman interested in A-Rod -- the quickest way to his heart is to just wear the right accessory: a MedicAlert bracelet.

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A-Rod is a cheater

Turns out A-Rod was cheating on Kate Hudson pretty much their entire relationship. With Elaine Spottswoood. No, really, I didn't make that name up. High School must have been a bitch for her. From In Touch Weekly:

It looked like Alex Rodriguez rebounded with 25-year-old design consultant Elaine Spottswood awfully quickly after his split with Kate Hudson — and it turns out that may be because the Yankee slugger already had the younger blonde on deck.

“Elaine and Alex have been romantic for a few months, since before he and Kate ended their relationship,” says an insider close to the couple, who met through friends a few years ago, but began heating up in November.

And apparently, A-Rod didn’t do much to hide his affections: According to one insider, he constantly texted Elaine, even while he was with Kate. In fact, as millions of viewers watched Kate and her family cheer Alex on during the World Series, he was secretly planning sexy dates with Elaine. “Kate is devastated and feels stupid,” says a friend of the actress. “She thought that she and Alex were moving toward marriage . . ."

Boning a guy for six months doesn't mean you're moving toward marriage. Settle down Kate.

"and all the while he was not taking the relationship as seriously as she was. She never would have imagined he would cheat on her.”

Before getting into a relationship with A-Rod, Kate should have heeded this famous old adage: once a cheater, always a cheater sports stars can never be faithful if you want to keep a man, make sure your chest isn't concave. Besides, if Kate had really wanted to get married, she should have done what most women do to trick their men into walking down the aisle: fake a pregnancy say you actually enjoy giving BJs. Lies!

Kate Hudson actually dumped Alex Rodriguez

So maybe it wasn't A-Rod that dumped Kate Hudson after all. According to Kate's publicist OK! magazine, Kate dumped A-Rod because "his heart still belongs to Madonna." I think she means that literally -- Madonna's trying to harvest the youthful lifeblood from it. She does the same thing with runaways. From the New York Daily News:

Starlet Kate Hudson dumped Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez after eight months because his heart still belongs to Madonna, OK! Magazine reported. Hudson warned A-Rod that if he continued talking to the Material Girl she would leave. She kept her promise when A-Rod kept calling and texting the singer.

"Kate was mad with jealousy," said a source. "She gave A-Rod three chances to stop contacting Madonna. How would you feel if your new boyfriend kept calling his ex?"

The source said it broke Hudson's heart but she didn't want to be "the other woman." "She said that if Madonna is what A-Rod wants then she can have him."

Hopefully A-Rod reacts to getting dumped by Kate Hudson in the same way that Owen Wilson did: by trying to commit suicide fading into obscurity. We shouldn't really be surprised that A-Rod preferred Madonna over Kate. The only type of woman less appealing than an aging hipster whose arms look like something out of an Eli Roth film is a whiny bitch who can't keep her mouth shut.*

*Today's guest writer for this post: Chris Brown