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Alessandra Ambrosio at the Fasano Hotel in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (10/24)

Alessandra Ambrosio launching Victoria's Secret Beauty's "Velvet" fragrance in New York (10/14)

Lindsay Lohan manages to fuck up any and everything she does. It really is quite remarkable. From the New York Post:

Lindsay Lohan damaged a cake at the Victoria's Secret Beauty Velvet fragrance launch the other day -- but not by eating it. Lohan mistook the cake baked in the shape of a giant perfume bottle for the real thing, and put her hand out to lean on it. An onlooker at the Lexington Avenue store said, "She accidentally poked a hole right in the middle of it." Lohan and Brazilian lingerie lovely Alessandra Ambrosio burst into giggles.

Why is this news? Everyone knows Lindsay needs glasses -- she banged Samantha Ronson more than once, and while sober.* What's most amazing about this story is that Lindsay actually appeared at the same event as a legitimate, real life celebrity like Alessandra Ambrosio. The only logical explanation for why these two would be at the same party is that Lindsay got lost on the way to her actual destination. No Lindsay, you take a left at 22nd Street to get to the crack house.

*still trying to verify this

Alessandra Ambrosio is drunk

Thursday was a banner night for supermodels getting wasted. Posted those pics of Cindy Crawford earlier and here's Alessandra Ambrosio before the Los Premios MTV 2009 Latin America Awards, and after the afterparty at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. Apparently the only drink they serve there is moonshine.

Alessandra Ambrosio launching the new Victoria's Secret fragrance "Velvet" in New York (10/14)

That's Alessandra Ambrosio launching, um, something yesterday in New York. Does it really matter? I'd like eight. Hell, if she told me to buy a smallpox-infested blanket, I would buy eight. If she told me to jump off a bridge into a river filled with hungry crocodiles . . . actually I don't think I would do that. What am I, a fucking idiot?

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Alessandra Ambrosio at the Christian Siriano show at Fashion Week in New York (9/12)

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Alessandra Ambrosio (and daughter Anja) at Cross Creek Park in Malibu (8/30)

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Alessandra Ambrosio at Fashion Fest in Mexico City (8/27)

Alessandra Ambrosio out and about in New York (8/10)

*closes office door* . . . *closes blinds* . . . *takes pants off* . . . *lights candle*

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Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a Starbucks in Malibu (7/16)

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Alessandra Ambrosio leaving a friend's house in Malibu (7/11)