Archive: Alec Baldwin

Rare photo of Alec not chewing

After he was nice enough to give her the first interview about his divorce memoir A Promise to Ourselves, Diane Sawyer had the nerve to keep Alec Baldwin waiting because she was at the hospital tending to her husband after his silly heart surgery. I swear, some people. A source told the New York Daily News:

“Diane’s people couldn’t believe how angry Baldwin got. She was running back from the hospital!” (Source)

You mean the guy that called his daughter a “thoughtless little pig” actually lost his temper with somebody? The shock! I’d be more surprised if the source revealed that Alec sat down with Diane and had had a reasonable conversation . . . without his mouth full of cake . . . or without him skewing every answer to be about his love of bacon.

Alec Baldwin is officially out of hiding, having been spotted in New York with his lawyer Nicole Seidel. TMZ says:

The on/off twosome appear to be having lunch on the run. (Source)

Run? Looks like more of a waddle. From the looks of it Alec Baldwin couldn’t run if you lit him on fire fifty feet from a lake.

In the wake of Messagegate ‘07, Alec Baldwin has been keeping a low profile. Other than an apologetic appearance on The View, the 30 Rock star has been staying out of the media limelight. Baldwin even skipped the premiere of his new movie Suburban Girl to relax at the Canyon Ranch Resort in Massachusetts. According to an insider at the resort:

“He’s being pretty quiet, just walking around in his bathrobe.” Our spy also says Baldwin took a dance class and has been actively checking out the female clientele. (Source)

There’s two types of people that walk around in bathrobes: Hugh Hefner and dudes on the verge of insanity. The last time I checked Alec Baldwin wasn’t hanging around woman whose idea of dressing up is throwing a few pasties over their nipples. Therefore he is insane. Logic wins again!

Alec Baldwin calls his daughter a thoughtless little pig

By now you’ve probably heard of this message Alec Baldwin left for his daughter, Ireland, last week. Everyone’s in such an uproar because his daughter is only 11-years-old. But to be fair to Alex, she’s almost 12. And with how fast kids are growing up nowadays, 12 is like the new 14. If you can’t take a little verbal abuse at 14, you really shouldn’t even be using a phone.

According to a “mystery source,” Alec Baldwin drove Sarah Michelle Gellar and other crew members crazy on the set of the upcoming movie, “The Girl’s Guide to Hunting and Fishing”

“He was always p - - - ed about the schedule of the film, and even once said he was doing it just for the money,” said our insider. “He kept saying, ‘This is the last movie I’ll ever make’ to everyone when he was stomping around the set.” Our source added that Gellar - whom the source credited as “very professional and hardworking” - recently called Baldwin a nice guy strictly for public relations’ sake.

Gellar’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, insists, “It’s completely not true. She loves Alex - they stuck together like glue. Sarah Michelle should be Alex’s publicist.” But our source continued, “To top it all off, Alec doesn’t like her. He thinks she’s a pushy prima donna.” The source also claims that Baldwin drove Gellar’s stylist, Patricia Field, off the set.

I’ve always wanted to be a mystery source. You can pretty much say whatever the hell you want and people will believe it. Tom Cruise now bathing in fecal matter? Chalk it up to the mystery source. Nicolas Cage bought a black market kidney is 1996? Hey, the mystery source says it’s true. Good times all around.