Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin leaving a deli in New York (2/20)

Wait, are we sure this is the famous Alec Baldwin they're talking about? And not Alec Baldwin the HR manager from Rochester, New York? From the New York Daily News:

Actor Alec Baldwin has donated $2,500 to help the chess team at Central Falls High School in Rhode Island defray the cost of traveling to a national tournament next month.

The city of Central Falls has made national news because of financial problems, and the news coverage previously caught Baldwin's attention. Baldwin also contributed $10,000 two years ago to the Central Falls library to help it reopen after it was forced to close because of money problems. The city emerged from bankruptcy last year.

Great, Alec Baldwin didn't act like a total dick for once, so I tip my hat to the man. But let's get something straight right here, right now: Alec Baldwin is an industrial sized box of douchebags. You can find some redeeming quality in ANYBODY, so lets relax for a minute. You don't believe me, do you? Challenge accepted. O.J. Simpson had a personality quirk from hell, but there's no other running back I'd want on the two yard line down by a TD. Yasser Arafat was a crotchety old man with bad skin, but he wore tablecloths like nobody's business. Donald Trump? He's a pompous ass, but . . . well . . . ok, you got me there.

*10 Alec Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, March 26

Alec Baldwin walking his dogs in New York (pics start here)

Brandi Chastain practicing for the reality show Splash in L.A. (pics start here)

Venezuelan model Alicia Machado out for a jog in Miami (pics start here)

Bella Thorne leaving Sur restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson leaving the "Barry the Dog" fundraiser in London (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving the John Frieda salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway and her husband Adam Shulman out and about in Brooklyn (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian shopping in Manhattan (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving the Ken Paves Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Socialite Petra Ecclestone shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Scarlett Johansson leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis at Disneyland (pics start here)

*115 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Alec Baldwin out and about in the East Village of New York (2/16)

I know this is going to shock you, but Alec Baldwin got into another fight with the paparazzi, this time with some drug-dealing crackhead coon working for the New York Post. Oh, those are his words, by the way.

Baldwin had first been approached by a Post reporter while walking his dogs outside his East 10th Street pad at around 10:50 a.m. He was asked for comment on a lawsuit against his wife, Hilaria, involving her work as a yoga instructor.

The "30 Rock'' star grabbed the reporter, Tara Palmeri, by her arm and told her, "I want you to choke to death," Palmeri told police, for whom she played an audiotape of the conversation.

He then called G.N. Miller -- a decorated retired detective with the NYPD's Organized Crime Control Bureau and a staff photographer for The Post -- a "coon, a drug dealer,'' Miller's police statement said.

It's really weird that, out of the thousands of celebrities the paparazzi follow around every day, Alec Baldwin is the only one that goes completely batshit insane on them every few months or so because they "assaulted" him. It's almost as if the problem is Alec's reaction to the paparazzi, and not the paparazzi itself. I know, right, what a groundbreaking theory. I should become a professor or something.

*20 Alec Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Hilaria Baldwin on the set of The Grove in Hollywood (1/28)

They've been married less than a year, but In Touch Weekly claims 54-year-old Alec Baldwin has already knocked up his 29-year-old wife Hilaria Thomas. Uh oh, I hope Viagra doesn't cause birth defects. From In Touch Weekly:

"Hilaria has told only really close friends and family she is pregnant, only a close circle she trusts," a good friend of Hilaria's tells In Touch. "They are both so excited and Alec is so in love with her. She says she is so in love with Alec and he tells all her friends that she is the best thing that has ever happened to him."

Recent photos of the fitness instructor have hinted at her pregnancy, as her stomach has been showing the slightest hint of a baby bump.

"[Hilaria] has not said much to anyone as far as how far along she is," our insider says. "She is so healthy and a yoga freak, so everyone could tell right away something was different."

Alec already has one kid, a daughter, with Kim Basinger, so he's probably hoping for a son this time around. I bet he's already daydreaming about tossing the old pigskin around with little Johnny in the backya--"AHHHH MY HIP! GET ME SOME FUCKING ASPIRIN!"

*20 Hilaria Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Alec Baldwin out and about in New York (7/2)

Wait, that Alec Baldwin? He's being an asshole? Are we sure we don't have him confused with some other Alec Baldwin? He seems like an utterly charming and pleasant fella. From the New York Post:

For most, a Sunday church service is a moment for peace, worship and reflection -- unless Alec Baldwin is in your congregation. Sources tell us that some of the parishioners at Most Holy Trinity Parish in East Hampton are so sick of Baldwin's blustering that a group stood up and turned their backs on the hot-tempered star as he gave a reading from the pulpit.

A source told us of the protesting parishioners on July 29: "Alec loves to be the center of attention and often reads from the pulpit, which really annoys some in the congregation. It is so bad that, one recent Sunday, he went up to read, and part of the congregation stood and rudely turned their backs on him. Even though he has generously given a lot of money to the town, there are people who just don't like him. He has a need for attention and shows up at every event. When people go to the church, they don't want to see the movie star up there."

Remember when the only people who read from the pulpit were kid-touchers? Can we go back to that? Because I'd rather get old priest goo injected into my lower intestine than listen to that pompous tool go on and on about how we can't get to heaven unless we vote for Obama. BTW, Most Holy Trinity parishioners, maybe the jerk-off would stay away if you stopped calling him a movie star. Alec is a dickhead, not a movie star . . . but I do understand where the confusion comes from.

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Hilaria Thomas and Alec Baldwin out and about in New York (7/1)

The good news: Hilaria Thomas' "Marry Alec Baldwin and Become Famous" plan is working. The bad news: She had to marry Alec Baldwin. From the New York Post.

She claimed to know nothing about showbiz when she started dating Alec Baldwin, but now that they've made it up the aisle, Hilaria Thomas is going in front of the cameras, too. The yoga instructor landed a gig as a host on celebrity-news fix "Extra." Thomas will co-host a Hamptons special on the entertainment show -- fronted by all-muscle, teeth and dimples Mario Lopez and the ubiquitous bikini-wearing Maria Menounos -- next weekend. The special is expected to showcase hot spots such as SoulCycle, where Thomas has taught yoga on weekends since early July.

A young, sexy hottie marries a former nice guy turned bitter, washed-up actor who shows signs of schizophrenia . . . nope, nothing can go wrong here, folks. Hey, I'm not here to judge her, but is Extra really the best gig Hilaria can nail down for letting a lunatic like Baldwin hump her? If she wants to hang with D-listers and not put herself in quite so much danger, she could always start dating Chris Brown or ride shotgun with Lindsay Lohan. OK, maybe those are bad examples.

*20 Hilaria Thomas pictures total in the gallery:

Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas leaving Newsbar in Greenwich Village (6/28)

According to internet rumor and speculation, Alec Baldwin (looking old as dirt yesterday in New York, above) is marrying his yoga instructor girlfriend Hilaria Thomas Saturday at St. Patrick's Old Cathedral in Manhattan. Details are a little scarce at the moment, but the couple is expected to exchange vows sometime around noon, followed by the ceremonial "punching of whoever the fuck is near me" a short time later.

*5 Alec Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Alec Baldwin and Ireland Baldwin in the New York's East Village (6/21)

There. I said it. I said your 16-year-old daughter Ireland is hot. What are you going to do about it? Fly out to my house like some unstable maniac and attack me? . . . *thinks about it for a second* . . . *locks door*

*33 Ireland Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Alec Baldwin leaving his apartment in New York (6/20)

Just a day after attacking an innocent paparazzo, Alec Baldwin committed assault with his bike yesterday, running over a petite female reporter's foot with it while leaving his apartment. Well maybe she shouldn't have had her foot on the sidewalk. Sidewalks are supposed to be for bikes only, as I'm sure Alec thinks. From the New York Daily News:

Baldwin found a new target for venting his media frustration — rolling his mountain bike over an Inside Edition reporter's foot. He then used the bike to knock the woman aside as she asked Baldwin about his latest public meltdown.

"Ouch, my back," the 5-foot-2 woman said after her brush with Baldwin. "He shoved me and ran over my foot."

Baldwin, his head down and his mouth closed tight, hit a News reporter and photographer with the handlebars before disappearing inside.

Of course Baldwin immediately went to twitter to blame everyone but himself:

"I am told I ran over someone's foot on my bike today. I think it was that person who placed their foot under the wheel of my bike."

Oh yes, I'm sure that's exactly what happened. This 5'2" woman saw doe-eyed Alec coming from a mile away and sprung her devious plan upon him, sticking her foot out at the last second so he could run it over. Or maybe Alec is an impatient asshole who couldn't wait for the group of reporters in front of his building to get out of his way so he simply rode his bike right through them. Gee, what sounds like a more likely scenario? Alec Baldwin has a personality best-suited for running small Middle Eastern nations with an iron fist. How the fuck did we get stuck with him as an actor?

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Alec Baldwin in New York (6/20)

After assaulting a paparazzo yesterday in New York, Alec Baldwin draped a white sheet over himself today to avoid being photographed. Brilliant. He should walk down to Harlem. I bet there's no paparazzi there.

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