Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin at LAX airport yesterday

Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight at LAX yesterday for being an all-around "rules don't apply to me" jackass, getting into a fight with a flight attendant, and then slamming the door of a lavatory hard enough for the pilot to hear and come out of the cockpit. Oh no, that's right. According to Alec, he was kicked off the flight for playing Words with Friends, a Scrabble ripoff game for the iPhone. I guess the flight attendant must have been a very territorial Angry Birds fan or something. From the New York Post:

Hothead Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight in LA yesterday after flipping out and throwing a tantrum when he refused to turn off his iPhone — because he was in the middle of an online game.

"He was beating the walls of the lavatory to the point that the captain called us to see what that was about. They heard it in the cockpit," said one crew member on the JFK-bound flight who had to deal with the "30 Rock" actor.

"He was asked five times. Everybody is the same. Everyone has to follow the rules, it doesn't matter who you are," the employee told The Post. "He was violent, abusive and aggressive."

A passenger on the flight, Steve Weiss, confirms that Alec is indeed, a fucking asshole:

"The door was closed — they had just announced they were pulling away from the gate. He got up, threw his papers on the floor and stormed into the bathroom, slammed the door closed, beat on the wall and then came back. He said, 'If you want to kick me off, kick me off.' He was just crazy. He just flipped out."

In Alec's defense, the flight attendant was being a rude, thoughtless little pig. And we all know how he feels about those.

*15 Alec Baldwin pictures total in the gallery:

Kim Basinger is one shady bitch

I don't know how Kim Basinger is ever going to find another boyfriend or husband again. Bitch is the devil. From the Chicago Sun Times:

As if Alec Baldwin's relationship with Kim Basinger wasn't already extremely testy, the actor now reportedly has even more reasons to be angry with his ex-wife.

A major New York paparazzo claims he and other shutterbugs were tipped off by Basinger about daughter Ireland calling 911 last week. Now called a "major misunderstanding" by Baldwin's camp, that incident led to Baldwin briefly going to a New York hospital, before being released and declared perfectly healthy.

When Baldwin got home, he was infuriated by the huge number of paparazzi lurking outside his Manhattan apartment building -- and had to be restrained from going after a photographer he claimed hassled him physically.

This story doesn't make any sense. Why would Kim want to sabotage Alec's career? She still wants her daughter to grow up in a stable environment likes her monthly alimony checks to be at least six figures. No, the only people that would rat out Alec to the paparazzi are those that would gain from his unhappiness: like the makers of Häagen-Dazs or See's Candies.

You can actually see him gaining weight. Incredible.

Alec Baldwin was rushed to a New York hospital early this morning after his daughter called 911, claiming he had overdosed on sleeping pills after an argument with her. From the New York Post:

While the 12:10 a.m. call came in as a “possible alcohol or drug overdose,” sources told The Post that Baldwin never swallowed sleeping pills and had only threatened to do so.

The “30 Rock” actor, who lives on Central Park West, was released from Lenox Hill Hospital shortly after 1 a.m., according to sources.

“This was a misunderstanding on one person’s part. Alec was quickly released from the hospital; he’s completely fine and will be at work today,” said Baldwin's spokesman Matthew Hiltzik.

In Alec's defense, he wouldn't have had to threaten to take sleeping pills if his daughter wasn't such a rude, thoughtless little pig.

Alec Baldwin eating lunch in Santa Monica (4/26)

See that Britney? See what Alec is doing there? The handsfree kit lets you use both of your hands for cuttin', pokin', and shovelin', while still allowing you to do such things as order a pizza or call 411 to get directions to the nearest Baskin-Robbins. It's the type of veteran move you only see from an eater with millions of calories of experience.