During a recent photo shoot on the set, the notoriously difficult actor sniped to the photographer, "Get ready to do a lot of airbrushing." Tina, who has a childhood scar on her left cheek, fired back, "Something wrong with my face?" Alec upped the ante by saying it's her entire body that's the problem. "Tina shot back that this was coming from a guy with a double chin who thinks Sarah Palin is hot," says a set source. "Alec was steamed about it the rest of the day and had words with Tina about it later." (Source)Since these two already said all that needs to be said about each other, let's focus on the real issue of this story: Sarah Palin. Often times I fantasize that she's the librarian at my old high school. One day, when I've been talking too loudly in the non-fiction section, she seductively walks over to chastise me . . . and then we have sex. Yeah, I know, I don't have the best imagination.
I've seen that look before . . . he thinks the photographer has brownies
Alec Baldwin has a temper. Who knew! That's right, everybody. From the New York Post:
The "30 Rock" actor was seen screaming at a limo driver after a near-collision as he left the US Open Sunday night in his "old school" BMW. "He just drove his car into the Town Car in his impatience to exit the parking lot," said a witness. "It was hilarious." A rep for Baldwin said, "Alec was cut off and thought their cars hit each other, but they actually didn't. There was no contact and no damage." (Source)
This story's got to make you wonder if Alec blows a gasket at every little thing: "Damn it, I said three ice cubes, not four!" . . . "Who the hell put bubbles in my soda?!" . . . "It's not an Innie! Public urinals just make me nervous!"
FACT: In Vegas, aneurysm has just overtaken clogged arteries as the 3/2 favorite in the Alec Baldwin Death Pool.
In the wake of Messagegate '07, Alec Baldwin has been keeping a low profile. Other than an apologetic appearance on The View, the 30 Rock star has been staying out of the media limelight. Baldwin even skipped the premiere of his new movie Suburban Girl to relax at the Canyon Ranch Resort in Massachusetts. According to an insider at the resort:
"He's being pretty quiet, just walking around in his bathrobe." Our spy also says Baldwin took a dance class and has been actively checking out the female clientele. (Source)
There's two types of people that walk around in bathrobes: Hugh Hefner and dudes on the verge of insanity. The last time I checked Alec Baldwin wasn't hanging around woman whose idea of dressing up is throwing a few pasties over their nipples. Therefore he is insane. Logic wins again!
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According to a "mystery source," Alec Baldwin drove Sarah Michelle Gellar and other crew members crazy on the set of the upcoming movie, "The Girl's Guide to Hunting and Fishing"
"He was always p - - - ed about the schedule of the film, and even once said he was doing it just for the money," said our insider. "He kept saying, 'This is the last movie I'll ever make' to everyone when he was stomping around the set." Our source added that Gellar - whom the source credited as "very professional and hardworking" - recently called Baldwin a nice guy strictly for public relations' sake.Gellar's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, insists, "It's completely not true. She loves Alex - they stuck together like glue. Sarah Michelle should be Alex's publicist." But our source continued, "To top it all off, Alec doesn't like her. He thinks she's a pushy prima donna." The source also claims that Baldwin drove Gellar's stylist, Patricia Field, off the set.
I've always wanted to be a mystery source. You can pretty much say whatever the hell you want and people will believe it. Tom Cruise now bathing in fecal matter? Chalk it up to the mystery source. Nicolas Cage bought a black market kidney is 1996? Hey, the mystery source says it's true. Good times all around.
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