Mel Gibson had fun
Mel Gibson was spotted getting absolutely hammered in Bali last week. I know what you’re thinking: “Wow, that picture of Gibson above has to be the funniest part of this story!” You’d be wrong my friend. Check out what his spokesman said:
“He was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee, tea or soft drinks, they’re hawking misleading photos.” (Source)
That’s a pre-recorded message, right? Yeah, it has to be. I bet you fifty bucks Gibson’s rep knew he was going to Bali so she recorded that message on her answering machine a few days before he left just to cover her ass. “Hi, you’ve reached Lisa, you know what to do after the beep . . . If you’re calling about Mel Gibson, he was in Bali and he was not drinking alcohol. He was drinking those non-alcoholic virgin cocktails that are made in those island resorts. People should not be so quick to assume things. Unless he is there drinking water, coffee, tea or soft drinks, they’re hawking misleading photos.”
NOTE: What’s up with Mel and foreign bars?

