A.J. Lamas

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I see Shauna dressed down for the evening

Shauna Sand nailed her son. Not her biological son, her step-son A.J. (he's 18 so don't worry, it's not creepy or anything like that). It's what led to Shauna and ex-husband, actor Lorenzo Lamas, splitting up -- he found out A.J. and her were swapping more than just stories around the dinner table. From Star.

"Shauna came on to A.J.," a friend of Lorenzo's tells Star. "It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing."

But Lorenzo is no longer in the dark, and the public will get a chance to see his reaction on a new reality show the Lamas family is currently filming for E! According to Lorenzo's friend, the secret romance carried on for months before soap star filed for divorce in 2002.

"He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J.," the friend continues. "He had no clue that she was his son's lover!"

Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is. This is 2009, right? I think we've advanced enough as a society to not be "shocked" and "outraged" when a mom has sex with her son. It's not like we're living in Puritan New England. I'm not gonna go out back and make butter with Pa after I post this story. All you prudes need to lighten up.

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