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Paris Hilton is an idiot

Hey, remember when Paris Hilton turned 31 last month? Because apparently she doesn't. That's Paris acting like a drunk 15-year-old at her boyfriend DJ Afrojack's show in Miami yesterday. Isn't it charming how Paris hasn't lost her youthful exuberance over the years, despite all the criticism and controversy in her life? No, it's not. That's a trick question. She's fucking annoying. Go away.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Afrojack Show 1
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Paris Hilton and Afrojack in Oahu, Hawaii (11/24)

A few months ago, it was revealed that, in her quest to become the "Queen of House Music," Paris Hilton was working with producers and DJs like Deadmau5 and Afrojack. And now her and Afrojack are dating. He must really love blowjobs.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Dating Afrojack 1
  • Paris Hilton Dating Afrojack 2
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Lindsay Lohan leaving the Adele concert in L.A. (8/17)

Lindsay Lohan is suing Pitbull (and writers Ne-Yo and Afrojack) after she says he defamed her with a line in his hit song "Give Me Everything" (Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin' - I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan). In Lindsay's defense, her bills ain't exactly paying themselves and her unemployment checks ran out in '08. From TMZ:
Lindsay is pissed, claiming in her lawsuit ... "the lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff."

Lindsay, who claims in the lawsuit she is "a professional actor of good repute and standing in the Screen Actors Guild, is suing under the New York civil rights laws, which protects people from having their name exploited for commercial purposes.

Lindsay alleges the appearance of her name in the song "causes [Lindsay] to be associated and identified in connection with defendants."
That last line makes it pretty clear why Lindsay's doing this. She hates black people. There's really no other way to interpret that. She might as well have called them "darkies" instead of "defendants."

*10 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lindsay Lohan Pitbull Lawsuit 1
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