Adrien Brody

Courtney Love shopping in West Hollywood (10/27)

It's not too late to change your identity and flee the country, Adrien. It's not too late. From the New York Post:

Has Courtney Love set her sights on a new man? Despite recently complaining of money woes, she bid a whopping $17,000 for tea with Oscar winner Adrien Brody at Paul Haggis' Artists for Peace and Justice fund-raiser for Haitian schools Friday night. Spies said Love got into a fierce bidding war with Gerard Butler over Brody at the bash, which also marked the opening of restaurant Salon Millesime at the Carlton Hotel on Madison Avenue.

This is why I never do anything charitable. You try to help ONE developmentally-disabled drug addict and the next thing you know you're stuck on a date with one. The real question behind this story is what will these two talk about during tea? I'd imagine Brody will delve into the quantitative monetary policy being implemented by the G20 while Courtney will counter with the pros and cons of injecting heroin straight into the eyelid. Either way, Adrien needs to make sure tea time doesn't last longer than a half-hour. That last guy who listened to Courtney ramble on for longer than that ended up shooting himself.

*25 Courtney Love pictures total in the gallery:

Adrien Brody at Spike TV's 4th Annual "Guys Choice Awards" at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City (6/5)

Adrien Brody is still a little new to this whole Hollywood thing. When hot chicks hit on you at restaurants, you're supposed to quietly excuse yourself from the table, lock yourself in the nearest bathroom stall, and then proceed to make passionate love to her. At least, that's what I always do. From the Globe:

Oscar winner Adrien Brody decided on a quiet meal with his retired school teacher dad Elliot at Benjamin Steakhouse in New York. But the hunky actor soon found himself getting plenty of unwanted attention from a brunette at the table next door. "She kept trying to strike up a conversation, but Adrien looked pretty uncomfortable," says a spy. "Even though she looked hot, he seemed relieved when his waiter came over and interrupted any further attempts she was going to make." (Print Edition - 6/21)

After rejecting a hot brunette, it's obvious that Adrien "prefers blondes" . . . as long as they have a protruding adam's apple. In all seriousness though, what's the point of becoming famous if you don't allow yourself to be picked up by hot chicks? If Adrien isn't interested in meeting women, he might as well just quit Hollywood and become a celebrity blogger.

I'm so lonely.

*15 pics total in the gallery: