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Adriana Lima was there. I know some of you think she's wearing too much makeup . . . to that I answer: she has a head?

It's also way too long. And way too loose--kinda like my morals. And my rear left tire. "Nation Mourns: Hunky Gossip Writer Killed in Tragic One Car Accident" the headlines will read.
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Those court records were supposed to be sealed dammit! Which one of you assholes let the cat out of the bag?
A bunch more of Adriana last night at the "Cipriani Wall Street Concert Series" after the jump...

Adriana Lima at the premiere of "Dreamgirls" in New York City

Adriana Lima on a random beach wearing a bikini