Adriana Lima

Adriana Lima bikini pics!

Here's some pics of Adriana Lima doing a Victoria's Secret photoshoot today in St. Barts. I don't know why Gisele is on pace to become the first billionaire supermodel when Adriana is clearly hotter. They should fight.

*50 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Adriana Lima leaving a plastic surgeon's office in New York (11/11)

Adriana Lima was spotted leaving the offices of a plastic surgeon last week, which of course raises a host of questions: Is she getting some work done? A boob job? A nose job? A facelift? Calf implants? Does she get a discount because she's famous? Did kids tease her when she was younger and call her Adriana Lima Beans? Has she gone under the knife before? Did her husband pressure her into getting work done? Do her farts smell? Does she have insecurities like "normal" women that she thinks surgery will help? Is she too young for botox? Why is my cock so huge?

Maybe. No. No. No. No Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Genetics.

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Adriana Lima at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Now would be a good time to lock the door of your office and draw your blinds because the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night in New York and I'll be posting pictures from it all day. First up is Adriana Lima. Looks like pirate hooker wenches will be a big theme in this year's holiday catalog.

*38 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge

Alessandra Ambrosio, Erin Heatherton, Adriana Lima, and Lily Aldridge celebrating Fashion's Night Out at the Victoria's Secret Soho store in New York (9/8)

*47 Victoria's Secret supermodel pictures total in the gallery:

Adriana Lima bikini pics! (7/25)

Like on Sunday, Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima donned a bikini and relaxed all day at the beach yesterday in Miami. And like on Sunday, her daughter Valentina was in every single freaking picture. Don't they have kennels where you can leave your kid if you go on vacation? If we can do it for dogs, I don't see why we can't do it for kids, too.

*16 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Adriana Lima bikini pics! (Miami - 7/24)

Here's some pics of Adriana Lima at the beach in Miami on Sunday. Since her kid is in literally every one of these pics, I take it she didn't get that gift certificate I sent her for Planned Parenthood. Fine Mrs. Pro-Life, be selfish like that!

*62 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Brazilian model Adriana Lima

*27 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:

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Adriana Lima continuing the "Bombshell Summer Tour" at Victoria's Secret SoHo in New York (5/19)

*25 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, May 17

Victoria's Secret models Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima on the set of a photoshoot in L.A. (pics start here)

Kate Moss filming a commercial in Croydon, England (pics start here)

Ashley Judd on the set of Missing at Fortress Revelin in Dubrovnik, Croatia (pics start here)

Hilary Duff at Bellacures in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Fan Bingbing leaving the Martinez Hotel during the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Erin Heatherton leaving a photoshoot in L.A. (pics start here)

Melanie Griffith arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Tree of Life at the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France (pics start here)

Padma Lakshmi leaving Gramercy Tavern in New York (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Jessica Alba, husband Cash Warren, and daughter Honor leaving Le Pain Quotidien in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth leaving Joan's on Third in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Giuliana Rancic arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima bikini pics!

That's Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood yesterday kicking off Victoria's Secret "Swim 2011" event. As you can see, Candice is the only one cool enough to not wear one of those stupid cover-ups. Her body is just stupid hot. I heard her vagina is so tight that she can only have sex with Asian guys. True story.

*36 Victoria's Secret Angels pictures total in the gallery: