Archive: Adriana Lima

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During her recent vacation to Croatia, supermodel Adriana Lima fell and broke her finger . . . don’t worry, not her purging finger. From the New York Post:

We’re just glad it wasn’t her nose that supermodel Adriana Lima cracked during a recent tumble. The Victoria’s Secret stunner fell during a trip to Croatia and broke a finger - but it didn’t stop her from signing autographs for two hours at the Supermodel Obsessions event in Herald Square. (Source)

Adriana Lima breaking her finger is basically equivalent to Jenna Jameson becoming epileptic . . . neither medical condition prevents them from getting work. About the only body part Adriana could have injured that would have been less detrimental to her career would have been her brain.* And don’t be impressed she was still able to sign autographs for two hours after she’d broken her finger — it’s not hard to do when you’re just writing “X”.

*See: Campbell, Naomi

Supermodels Doutzen Kroes and Adriana Lima at the Victoria’s Secret Store at Herald’s Square in New York (8/26)

+ Jessica Simpson performs in a country corset [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Eva Longoria is trying to get pregnant [Lossip]
+ Megan Fox’s Topless Lesbian Love Scene with Amanda Seyfried Should Be Good [Egotastic!]
+ This chick totally looks like a dude [Horny Oyster]
+ Louise Glover had HUGE . . . elbows [Newstoob]

+ Michael Phelps is a poor sport [Double Viking]
+ Girls Gone Wild dude to be on next Celebrity Apprentice [ICYDK]
+ Jenny McCarthy is cold [F-Listed]
+ The new Bond film looks like it kicks serious ass [College Humor]

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Adriana Lima at the ESPY Awards in Hollywood

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Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima

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Adriana Lima in Manhattan (6/12)

If I was doing my normal leisurely skip down the street and Adriana Lima walked by me, there’s a very good chance I would piss my pants. What a nightmare, it’d be like tenth grade all over again. I’d be humiliated . . . unless she’s into that sort of thing . . . I’m not saying that’s my thing I mean sure I may have tried it a handful of times but I definitely didn’t have fun OK I lied I had fun but that doesn’t make me weird that I like that sort of thing I mean who doesn’t have a few skeletons in their closet especially of dead hook, ummm, crazy weather we’ve been having lately.

UPDATE: Adriana is now engaged. To this guy. Fuck.

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Adriana Lima in June’s Elle Italy magazine

Adriana Lima should stick with this modeling thing. She could be really successful.

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Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima

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Adriana Lima nude in GQ (April)

You know what, if she lost a little weight, I would totally date her.

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Adriana Lima at the “Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl VIP Salon” in Paradise Valley, Arizona

Adriana Lima at the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Adriana calls this look “the Paris Hilton.”