As has become tradition, a whole lotta tits and ass ushered in the holiday season last night in New York. All the big models were there: Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel. Adriana Lima, Kim Il Sung, Behati Prinsloo, Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, Pol Pot, Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk, and Martha Hunt. Selena Gomez performed, but we'll get to her later (hint: boobs). Justin Bieber wasn't there (Hah! Loser!) . . . because he was busy inside four chicks at the same time (aw god dammit). I don't even know how that's possible, but he's worked his way up to it. Catch this year's show December 8th on CBS, because this is 1972 and we still televise events on the home picture box a month after they've happened. Bro, do you even mobile?
*157 VIctoria's Secret Fashion Showpictures total in the gallery:
Adriana Lima at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Earl's Court in London (12/2)
+ Taylor Swift in a see through dress [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ariana Grande taken out by an angel [WWTDD]
+ Kendall Jenner full time skanking it [IDLYITW]
+ Kasia Struss upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Michelle Lewin's ass in a crazy thong [The Superficial]
+ New hottest mugshot contender [Brobible]
+ Enjoy some sexy bikini girls [Linkiest]
+ God damn Jourdan Dunn is hot [moejackson]
+ Just one time, right? [Cele|bitchy]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Anna Faris in a bikini
*25 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Thursday, November 13
Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima launching the $2 million Fantasy Bra at Victoria's Secret inside Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas (pics start here)
Megan Fox on the set of Zeroville in L.A. (pics start here)
Kate Bosworth on the set of Life on the Line in Vancouver (pics start here)
Jessica Alba at the TOMS for Target Launch Event at the Book Bindery in Culver City (pics start here)
Olivia Wilde leaving Dover Street Market in London (pics start here)
Taylor Swift shopping in New York (pics start here)
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux leaving Chiltern Firehouse in London (pics start here)
Hilaria Baldwin out and about in the East Village of New York (pics start here)
Emmy Rossum leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Rebecca Gayheart shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)
Paris Hilton at the 3rd NRJ DJ Awards at Grimaldi Forum in Monaco (pics start here)
Katrina Bowden out and about in the East Village of New York (pics start here)
*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
Sara Sampaio in Angels
Got a spare $139.29? Then head on over to Amazon and pre-order a copy of Russell James' new book Angels. He somehow managed to convince a bunch of supermodels to pose naked. It's art because it's black and white. That's what he probably told them. That line never works for me. High school chicks can be such prudes.
NOTE: To see the uncensored nude supermodels pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*30 Angels pictures total in the gallery:
Adriana Lima bikini pics! (Miami - 6/15)
Here's the newly-single Adriana Lima in Miami on Sunday. Don't look so sad, Adriana. My laundry's been piling up for a few weeks now, and it had to be done. I'm sure there will be a next time.
*15 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Adriana Lima is NSFW
Adriana Lima appears in the June issue of Vogue Italia, and oh hi nipple. Gotta hand it to the Italians. It ain't a pizza without mozzarella and it ain't a high fashion spread unless a little nipple is involved. They're like louder versions of Rihanna.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Adriana Lima nipple pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*21 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:
Adriana Lima at the premiere of The Homesman at the Cannes Film Festival (5/18)
So Justin Bieber probably banged Adriana Lima at the Cannes Film Festival last week. Who knew she had a little boy fetish? From Us Weekly:
The duo's romance got started May 20 at the 1 Oak fete at local French Riviera club Gotha. A source tells Us that the singer, who is 12 years younger than Lima, made a beeline for the Brazilian model at the party.From YouTube to Adriana Lima's pussy in six years. Talk about living the fucking dream, man. I'd be happy for him if his face wasn't so damn punchable. Just one shot, Justin? I've got a roll of quarters with your name on it.
"Justin pursued her hard," says a pal of the mom of two, who split from husband Marko Jaric in May after five years of marriage. At a private house party later that night, "they were talking nonstop," adds the source. "They went home together around 5 a.m."
*25 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery: