Adam Levine

Behati Prinsloo looks amazing in a bikini

When you're not only a musician, but look the way Adam Levine looks (I'm often mistaken for him), marriage should be the last thing on your mind. Nevertheless, a source tells the National Enquirer that his parents are pressuring him to put a ring on the latest piece of ass to share his bed, Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo:

"Adam's mom Patsy and his dad Fred would like nothing better than for him to marry Behati and have some gorgeous-looking kids," revealed an insider. "They think he would make a great dad so they've been nudging him toward the altar. They feel he's sowed his wild oats and it's time for him to raise a family."

With Behati, his folks feel he's found a real keeper. And he just purchased a spectacular $4.83 million mansion on top of Benedict Canyon in Beverly Hills, where the two could eventually start a family. "Behati could definitely change his mind about marriage," said the source. "Adam is crazy about her, and so is his family." (Print Edition 11/12)

I don't blame Adam for feeling the need to play out his Cliff Huxtable fantasy, but trust me when I tell you that bullshit gets old, quick. Sure, that first year will be great, but what happens when Mrs. Hitmaker shits on Adam over the phone while he's stuck performing somewhere in Manitoba? Those silly Canadian accents sure start to sound good when it's 20 degrees below zero and the only thing between you and frostbite on you meatstick is Jennifer the wolverine pelt trader's mouth.

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Adam Levine probably nailed Minka Kelly

I think we can safely assume that Adam Levine banged Minka Kelly during production of his new video. He's like a vagina black hole. Once you get too close, it's impossible to escape. From MTV News:

Adam Levine has hired Minka Kelly to play his wife in Maroon 5's latest video. The rocker invited Kelly to star in his group's new promo for single One More Night, which reteamed her with her Friday Night Lights boss Peter Berg, who directed the video.

"Minka was kind enough to make an appearance. That was pretty sweet," Levine said of the actress' involvement. "She plays my wife who leaves me." Luckily for everyone involved, the story behind getting Kelly to sign onto the project was a much happier tale than that of the two characters Levine and Kelly play in the video. It was as easy as picking up the phone and making a call.

"She's great," Levine said of Kelly. "The [story behind her involvement] was Pete reaching out to her and saying, 'Hey, do you want to do this?' and her saying 'Yes,' and us saying, 'Thank you!' " Levine explained, before giving her a full-on shout-out. "Thank you, Minka Kelly, for doing our video!"

Ever since The Captain cut Minka loose, her stock has dropped faster than Facebook. Is AIG running her career? Minka's gone from being Derek Jeter's girlfriend to Wilmer Valderrama's bottom bitch to Jake Gyllenhaal's fuck buddy in just under a year. She's been dropping through the celebrity alphabet at such an alarming rate that even Kim Kardashian feels embarrassed for her -- and she got pissed on. As spectacular as this fall has been, at least she's not getting banged by A-Rod. A lady has her standards, you know.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt at the launch party for The Client List at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood (4/4)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is now openly propositioning guys in the media for dates and/or marriage. Congrats Adam Levine. Um, I think. From Jennifer's appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show earlier today:

Ellen: "Are you in a relationship, right now?"
Jennifer: "I am not. I am very single."
Ellen: "You’re very single. Is that good, very single?"
Jennifer: "It’s good. Yes, it is. It’s good."
Ellen: "Do you have you’re eye on anybody?"
Jennifer: "Well, yeah, I always have my eyes out… I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again…I’m just saying...Look, we would be cute."

Wow, this is pretty cool for Adam. Especially if he loves cats.

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Adam Levine got dumped. Or maybe not.

Even though they showed up to the Grammys together yesterday, the New York Post says that Adam Levine was recently dumped by his girlfriend, Russian model Anne V. What a commie bitch.

Sources tell us the couple, who have been dating for two years, split last month, and spies at a Super Bowl party Saturday night in Indy hosted by model Erin Heatherton and John Legend saw Levine go solo. “He wasn’t hitting on any girls, he was just really heartbroken,” a source told us.

Geez, I'm starting to feel like a broken record. Adam, you're a solid B-lister, some would say a low A-lister. Why do you give a crap about this broad? Yes, she's freakin' hot, but you're Adam "The Tattooed Songbird" Levine, not Ryan "please someone hold my hand" Reynolds. Don't take her back -- show the girlie men that real men don't cry over women, we just replace them . . . with other women. I just need to make that clear. I'm not into she-males. I'm not. That Hollywood & Vine situation was blown out of proportion AND it was a case of mistaken identity. Don't judge me.

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Adam Levine and Anne V shooting Maroon 5's new music video

Maroon 5's Adam Levine shot the new music video for "Never Gonna Leave This Bed" yesterday in Santa Monica, and he got to lay in bed all day with his supermodel girlfriend Anne V. Wow, he reminds me a lot of myself. Take this morning when I woke up for example. I also had a raging, almost painful erection.

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Adam Levine has a nice house

Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine's home in Hollywood Hills. You can lease it for $10k/mo.

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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