Presenting the sexiest woman in music
I don't know what Billboard readers are smoking (powdered bleach, presumably), but they just voted Adam Lambert and Britney Spears as the sexiest man and woman in music. Wait, what year is this?
Along with crafting perfect hooks, displaying incredible vocal skill and letting the world in on your personality, a pop star's sex appeal can help elevate them above their peers. You voted for your favorite seductive stars, and the results are in!Thank Buddha for the Merriam-Webster free online dictionary, because for a second I thought the word "sexiest" meant something other than the most attractive and/or stimulating. Adam Lambert and Britney Spears are neither. Sorry guys, that's just the way it is. I won't give Britney a stiff beating right now, because lets be honest, she deserves special attention. So what gives Adam Lambert the Sexiest Man in Music consideration? Geez, what will it take for me to live down that accidental erection I popped the first time I heard Sleepwalker? And since we're on the subject, I dare any of you to look into those baby blues of his and not feel a tingle in your nether regions . . . um, I guess Adam does deserve the title. I can almost hear my mother crying.
With more than 600,000 votes cast, Adam Lambert was named Music's Sexiest Man, earning 26% of the vote! Standing alongside the former "American Idol" and recent Billboard 200 chart-topper was the princess of pop, Britney Spears, who netted an overwhelming 45% to be named Music's Sexiest Woman.
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