And you thought the DJ AM-Mandy Moore hookup was strange? MSNBC has a very interesting little item this morning regarding a certain OC star hooking up with a certain actress who's probably allergic to garlic:
Are Kirsten Dunst and Adam Brody an item? The two were looking awfully cozy at L.A. hotspot Hyde recently.
Dude, is there something polluting the Hollywood water supply? You're not supposed to go from exploring the plumbing of Rachel Bilson to carefully trying to avoid cutting yourself while making out with Kirsen Dunst. DJ AM should be the one hooking up with Vampira. That's how life works. The ugly people naturally hook up with each other. It's called natural selection, stupid--Charles Darwin invented it. Besides it's easier to make fun of ugly people when they herd.
According to Life & Style Weekly, Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody have broken up. The couple began dating in 2004 while working together on the set of The O.C.
“They’ve been done for a few weeks,” a friend close to the couple tells Life & Style. “They are just done. That’s all there is to it. There’s no drama. They just ended it.”
What? That's it? What about the part where Rachel accuses Adam of having a raging coke addiction and Adam counters by saying that Rachel has been secretly conspiring with Al Qaeda terrorists? This is bullshit! Where's the damn drama?!?
[The breakup] may explain why Adam showed up solo to a party on Nov. 28 for the U.S. premiere of Volkswagen’s concept car Tiguan in LA. “He was definitely acting like a single guy,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style.
What does that even mean if someone "definitely acts like a single guy?" Christ, it's not like Adam had his penis out and was chasing around waitresses. OR WAS HE?
Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody were seen together in Toronto shopping last weekend, silencing the growing rumors Bilson dumped The OC star for Zach Braff:
Canadian gossip Shinan Govani told us one of "The O.C." couple's stops was 69 Vintage, where they picked up some "old-school tees" and Brody scored "a pair of black dock shoes and grandpa suspenders." Bilson, this month's Cosmo cover girl, is in Canada to shoot her new film "Jumper."
If my girlfriend was as smoking hot as Rachel Bilson, buying dock shoes and grandpa suspenders would be the last thing I'd do with her. My entire day would consist of sexing Rachel up, smelling my fingers, and giggling. Trust me, I've thought of this before.
Zach Braff
Nothing like a sordid Hollywood love triangle to spice up the day:
Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson have reportedly hit a rough patch. The stars of "The O.C." fell in love while working on the show, and it "looked like they were on their way to getting engaged just a little while back," a source told Star, but "are going through a really difficult period right now."One reason, according to the insider, may be because of Bilson's friendship with Zach Braff, her co-star from "The Last Kiss." "Zach calls Rachel a lot and they talk on the phone like girlfriends," says the insider. "But what really eats away at Adam is when Rachel starts talking about how mature Zach is. No guy appreciates his girlfriend comparing him to another guy."
I can't wait for the showdown between Zach and Adam. I'm picturing a fight with a lot of scratching, pulling of hair, and possibly an eye gouge or two—not unlike a fight you'd see by the old oak tree in 4th grade.
If I was drilling a chick as hot as Rachel Bilson and Zach started talking to her on the phone "like girlfriends," I would take a fucking pipe to his head. And then I'd get his sister pregnant and shave my initials into his dog. Dude would know I meant business.
By the way, the last line of that article is totally untrue. My girlfriend use to compare me to Verne Troyer all the time. She said my penis was at least 14% bigger. I told you yesterday I was all man.
[WENN]
