2010 Academy Awards

Bar Refaeli at the 2010 Academy Awards

If you're like me, when you think of the Academy Awards, one thing comes to mind: hot Jewish supermodels. Such as Bar Refaeli above. While she made most actresses on the red carpet feel like shit (Hi Cameron Diaz!), a few looked just as hot as her. And they are in this gallery. This took me god damn forever to load (238 pics) so do me a favor and click around. Here's a list of who's in the gallery and where you can jump to their pics:

Bar Refaeli (pics here)
Natalie Portman (pics here)
Olivia Munn (pics here)
Salma Hayek (pics here)
Kate Beckinsale (pics here)
Mariska Hargitay (pics here)
Anna Kendrick (pics here)
Amanda Seyfried (pics here)
Kristen Stewart (pics here)
Zoe Saldana (pics here)
Diane Kruger (pics here)
Charlize Theron (pics here)
Rachel McAdams (pics here)
Jessica Simpson (pics here)
Stacey Dash (pics here)
Christina Hendricks (pics here)
Olivia Wilde (pics here)
Penelope Cruz (pics here)
Katy Perry (pics here)
Hayden Panettiere (pics here)
Rosario Dawson (pics here)
Eva Amurri (pics here)
Kate Bosworth (pics here)
Maria Menounos (pics here)
Mel B (pics here)
Dania Ramirez (pics here)
Demi Lovato (pics here)
Giuliana Depandi (pics here)
Elizabeth Banks (pics here)
Maria Bello (pics here)
Anna Paquin (pics here)

George Clooney will not stand for Mo'nique

You saw this last night if you were following my live tweet-blog, but what was up with George Clooney not standing up with the rest of the audience after Mo'nique won her Oscar? OK, maybe he's just not a standing ovation kind of guy. I can buy that. Um, except when Sandra Bullock won, he gave her a standing ovation. To recap:

Mo'nique: Black

Sandra Bullock: White

Now I'm not going to call him a racist, but I also heard a rumor that later that night, George threw a hissy fit at the Vanity Fair Oscar party after Mo'nique used his water fountain and then had the nerve to sit at the lunch counter. What a jerk he is!

Guess that Mystery Beauty!

Before I start posting a bunch of Oscars pics, let's play another round of "Guess that Mystery Beauty." Which sex kitten was driving men wild last night at the Vanity Fair post-Oscars party? Click the pic above (or here) to jump to the full picture on PAGE 2.

If you care about these sort of things, I'm live-tweeting the Oscars over at @celebslam. I'll repost here.

12pm - I need Iron Eagle on Blu-ray, and I need it bad.

*ok, technically that wasn't about the Oscars. We're off to a rough start.

5:30 - This opening monologue is painful

5:35 - Steve Martin should make a joke about Alec Baldwin's fat pig of a daughter

*check out the rest of the live blog on PAGE 2 here