Holy shit they got married already?
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married
Though news of their relationship was only revealed this week, Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey may already be married. And the bitch didn’t even get a prenup. According to the New York Post, the couple was secretly married at Carey’s new home in the Bahamas. A source close to Carey revealed to the paper:
“They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she’s always had a crush on him. Everyone is happy to see her happy. And it could work out - some people know each other for five years and get divorced, maybe this is true instant love.”
Not everyone is so over-the-moon.
“There was no pre-nup - there wasn’t time,” said another worried source. (Source)
This story seems surprising until you realize that, at her core, Mariah Carey is fucking insane. You don’t love butterflies that much without having a screw or two loose. Why wouldn’t she marry a 27-year-old dude without a prenup? I mean, she was smitten with him literally for days. Guys like that only come around every few weeks or so. You can’t let opportunities like that slip away or before you know it you’re staring at the bottom of a whiskey bottle wondering where the past forty years went. My uncle always taught me to live life like there was no tomorrow. He had no savings account.
UPDATE: “Family member” Linda Cannon just confirmed to E! that Nick and Mariah are married:
“Yes, we know. [Nick] called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him. I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.” (Source)
Ashton Kutcher, if this is the work of you and your stupid prank show, may you die a thousand painful deaths.
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“And it could work out - some people know each other for five years and get divorced, maybe this is true instant love.”
I’ll tell you what it is, well no I am not that crude, but I will say its about 9″, thick and being used in a way Mimi has never experienced before.!(laying pipe)(thats how she hits the high notes)
I doubt it’s true but I hope there really is no pre-nup, she just has way too much $$$. And lets be honest, these fairy tale events just don’t last.
Now I know Mariah really is a crazy bitch. I’m suprised Nick Cannon is allowed to keep his SAG card. His movies are pure, unfiltered, knee-high shit. Nick Cannon makes Will Smith look like Marlon Brando.
It could work you know — I met my husband of 24 years after a whopping 4 month courtship. We both knew what we were looking for, and maybe after her first disaster with Mottola so does Mariah. Good luck to them I say.
how do you wish someone random to die for a prank and even you are not certain about? i wish you DIE
my grandmother married my grandfather after only 3 days and they were very happily married for over 60 years until he passed. this marriage might last five years or more.
holy shit for real they did get married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn i never knew they would get married they kinda make a good couple not really