Brooke Hogan is an idiot
June 25th, 2008
Even though pretty much everybody has forgotten about them, Brooke Hogan wisely talked to Us Weekly about those creepy photos taken in April of her dad applying lotion to her ass. She told the mag:
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!” (Source)
Brooke doesn’t get it. It’s not that the Hulkster’s applying lotion to her ass, it’s that he’s wayyyyyyy to into it. My God, look at that concentration, that focus! You’d think he was using tweezers to construct one of those model ships in a bottle.
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So her ass is old car?
Damn this girl is stupid.
Pretty soon she’ll be changing his diapers. That’s love innit?
he’s rubbing that ass like a frat boy on spring break
She’s making it worse if that’s possible. This is Springer sad!
Do you think Linda gives her bikini waxes?
its like the girl gains weight every day
Who is the hag with them? Yuck. Brooke is beautiful (and in no way FAT, Katey you moron). Who the frick cares if he is putting sunblock on his daughter - really, it’s not a huge deal. I wouldn’t let my dad apply lotion to my butt now that I’m 28 and no longer 2 years old in diapers, but hey, to each his own, right?