It’s all Britney all the time!

That’s Britney’s cleanest shirt
If Britney Spears doesn’t show up to today’s scheduled custody hearing, she may not regain visitation rights with her children until April. Commissioner Gordon (the dude handling her case) expects Britney to explain what the hell happened at her house last week. TMZ says:
In particular, commissioner Gordon wants Brit to explain why she violated the custody order by not turning the kids over to K-Fed’s security guard at 7:00 that evening. The commissioner is also keenly interested in Britney’s behavior that caused her to be placed on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Britney’s lawyers know if she does not attend tomorrow’s hearing, the Commish almost certainly will extend the ban on visitation until the April trial. (Source)
How can Britney be expected to attend these hearings when Sizzler is having such an amazing buffet promotion? $7.99 for All You Can Eat? And if you time it just right you can stay for lunch and dinner. Who wouldn’t blow off a custody hearing or two? Actually I think the real reason Commissioner Gordon is out to get Britney is because Batman won’t return his calls anymore . . . or his speedos.
PICS: Britney and Adnan Ghalib leaving the Gaucho Grill in North Hollywood (1/13)


Looks like she’s getting back in shape, but her legs are still huge.
Her legs have always been like that.
I’m obsessed with her.
“Her legs have always been like that”? You mean, spread open?
i got a hundred dollar bet that she doesnt show up at the courhouse this in addition to my playoff winnings good times
i dont feel sorry 4 her anymore she clearly doesnt want those babies anymore she is pahtetic dat leech on her arm is suckin her dry i hope he take all her money she is a stupid bitch
Whats funny is if she were going to loose her driving privileges, she’d have been at the courthouse before dawn.