Britney wants K-Fed back

At least she wore panties
At least she wore panties (12/1)

Britney Spears wanted ex-husband Kevin Federline to come out and celebrate her birthday on Saturday night but K-Fed was too busy with that pesky “parenting” thing. An insider told Page Six:

She rang Kevin from Paris Hilton’s cell because she could not find her own. She begged him to come out with her. She got annoyed when Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys. Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she was drinking.” (Source)

K-Fed was probably just pissed. You get a late night phone call from Paris Hilton, you think you’re getting laid. Imagine his shock when a drunken Britney Spears gets on the other line. “Wadduya mean you gotta watch the kids? Just tip over their crib an they won’t be able to git out fer a couple hours.”

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7 Comments on “Britney wants K-Fed back”

  1. chelle

    poor britney and the kids! wish his husband f.will come back her family again..sad

  2. Hell Naw

    If these two hook up again, they would be some super couple! And by super, I mean dead within a month. Stick a fork innit. Done.

  3. Say what you want about Britney, she’s trailor trash, yes. She’s not all that smart, probably. She’s got the worst taste in clothes, absolutely. But she happens to be a great entertainer, when her life wasn’t such a mess. The same thing with Maddonna who I can’t stand as a person but puts on the best shows. It’s too bad for Britney though. She is unraveling in front of our very eyes. For her kids sake I hope she gets some help.

  4. 8 inches

    Is that scar on her knee pre-knee pads (aka before she turned 12)?

  5. Matt

    If THAT is what 700.000+ $ a month do… What a trash!

  6. someone

    I seriously doubt that.

  7. Ella

    8 Inches, she had knee surgery in 2004 ( during her Onyx Tour ). I’m guessing that is the result.

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