Britney Spears’ vagina crashed my server
November 30th, 2006
My page was down for the past day or so because I’m on the first page of Google if you search Britney Spears Vagina. Traffic was getting so heavy that my other host shut down my site, using terms like “crashing hundreds of other sites” and “making orphans cry.” Anyways, to make a long story short, I moved hosts and I’m now on a server that’s dedicated…dedicated to you that is, *playfully paws at screen* I had a bunch of posts prepared before my site crashed that I’ll be running over the next few days. Throw me a bone and act like they’re new.
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Glad here you got your hosting problems solved. Congrats on bringing down the other ones :).
Yeah, my parents were pretty proud
Nick
Glad to see the site is back up and running very well..
Mother fucker, don’t do that again!