Your taxpayer dollars at work
November 29th, 2007
Britney Spears at Barnes & Noble
I only count seven but apparently there were 15 police officers outside of Barnes & Noble last night helping Britney Spears exit the parking lot. Don’t worry I was initially confused too when I heard Britney was at a bookstore but then I remembered most Barnes & Nobles have a Starbucks inside of them–mystery solved! Did you know that if you drop Britney off in the middle of L.A. blindfolded she can lead you to a Starbucks within two minutes? She’s a lot like one of those pigs used to find truffles in the wild–Britney can actually smell the caramel from two to three miles out.
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How else is a girl suposed to get to and from her crack den in peace?!
Sorry guys, but that ain’t brittany. She dont look that good.
Cop #3 has his gun drawn. We can only wish
everybody wants to be a star the rest of the cops have there resumes drawn
Its a double egded sword.
Paprazzi wouldnt be hounding her if media outlets ,like yourself, werent reporting it.
What came first…The chicken or the egg?
Maybe she needed help reading a book.
What a waste of money for a lip-syncing, attention-loving, self-centered whore.