Don’t piss off Britney
Splash News
Some overbearing mom went off on Britney Spears last week outside the Kitson Boutique in Los Angeles. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer (13% less fake!), after her daughter “squealed with delight” at the site of the washed-up pop star, the mother stepped up to Britney and said:
“EXCUSE ME … but I hope you get your life together, work things out with your mother – then start taking care of your children! Family is the most important thing in the world!” Grimacing through this tirade, Britney snarkily smacked gum and blew bubbles – popping them loudly. The mom – uncowed by Britney’s rage-a-holic rep – went right in her face and scolded: “You have absolutely NO manners! You have dirty habits, and you’re a terrible example for young girls – not to mention your fans … if you still have any!” The mortified (yet obviously still star-struck) daughter recoiled as Brit suddenly spit out her pink gum-wad and screamed at the mother: “LADY…MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!” … then stormed off down the street. (Source)
This lady was right. Britney DOES need an intervention. Might I suggest the following method next time: politely approach Ms. Spears, escort her to a quiet candle-lit corner, and calmly punch her in the throat and womb. That way she won’t be able to sing OR sully the Earth with anymore of her offspring. It’s like killing two birds with one uppercut. Did I mention I have a Ph.D in clinical psychology?
well as a clinical psychologist, I think this guy needs a check up from the neck up himself. Real good advice buddy, suggesting violence toward a woman with children? First off, none of even know one thing about here except what the media tells you, and we all know its true if we read it in the Sunday papers.
Secondly, who are we to judge others, are we so perfect that we can pass judgement to make ourselves feel better? Brittney was right. People need to mind their own (%$^*@!) buisiness.
And Mr Ph.D, I dont have my Ph.D, and I feel sorry for the people that you come in contact with.
You don’t even have your Ph.D? Well then shut the hell up. Violence is always the answer.
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
if you have such a problem with what is written on this website, why are you reading it dumbass?! You are obviously just as fukked up as Ms. Spears, as well as a terrible speller. also, since you are not only commenting on the piece, but JUDGING THE EDITOR, aren’t you a hypocrite as well?! PUT DOWN THE PIPE AND STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK!!!!
Nick…you seem more like the Mr. AA type, not Mr. PhD, but who am I to judge?
just because someone is reading this website does’nt mean they can’t criticize the editor. Who the fuck are we to judge britny. The same people that say how aweful she is can’t wait for her next move. And any of you a holes that advocate violance towards women come take some of that aggresion on me i will promise you a real ass kicking brazilian jiu jitsu style and my spelling sucks too.
I love how some of you are so dense that the jokes fly right over your head. How many walls do you run into a day? 10? 15?
um all lamed out and um ready to go!