Britney Spears files for divorce
I didn’t think she had the balls to do it, but Britney Spears filed for divorce today from husband Kevin Federline:
The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites “irreconcilable differences,” said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts. Spears, 24, married rapper Kevin Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline. Calls left for Federline’s representatives also were not immediately returned. The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s “Late Show” in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk.
Yet another questionable decision in the life of Britney Spears. Divorcing Kevin Federline* right after his recent album drop is like selling all your shares of Microsoft stock in 1985. Britney’s gonna be kicking herself in fifteen years when she sees K-Fed drive by in his ‘93 Toyota Tercel with custom rims AND polished chrome exhaust. 35 miles to the gallon bitch!
*I’m officially dropping the hyphenated ‘Spears’ from his last name
Note: I would have posted this sooner, but I was down by the seashore enjoying a nice picnic with my harem of concubines. Big thanks to everyone who sent me the tip. You know who you are, you sexy bastards.
I didn’t send you a tip, but I’ll post a comment as a gesture of good faith anyway.
they signed a prenup not too long ago, retard. do you know what a prenup is? yea, you called it alright. give yourself a pat on the back, half-wit..
Hey ‘lol,’ you know what ‘prenup’ stands for dip-shit? ‘PRE-NUPTIALS’ as is in something you sign BEFORE you get married. I definitely called this divorce–look at my headline last week titled “The divorce is right around the corner.”
You can’t possibly be this fucking stupid, can you? If so, I’m humbled by your presense as it’s not too often we have retards of your caliber ’round these parts.
Nick
Prenuptials can be amended, Nick.
Regardless, what a brilliant day. Democrats retake the House and (hopefully) the Senate, and Britney Spears gets divorced.
Ummm….. I would seriously reconsider my marriage altogther if my spouse even suggested Prenups Amendments??
“Hey honey, things are getting rocky, let change the prenup so I get more of your cash.”
Yeah Britney may be stupid…. I mean look at what she married, but she knows how to breathe, and money is right nxt to breathing…
lets just leave it at that.