Britney Spears can read

Britney Spears driving under the influence . . . of books!
Britney Spears reading The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

This is news to me but apparently Britney Spears can read. While a paparazzo was pumping her gas this weekend in L.A., Britney whipped out The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and read a few pages. In unrelated news, HarperCollins announced last week that to increasing disappointing sales of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe all new copies of the book will taste like frosting.

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12 Comments on “Britney Spears can read”

  1. Joelle

    She is so bizarre. Reading in her car?? Clearly, she likes the attention. Why doesn’t she go home to read? Geez.

  2. Shhh!

    How sad is this shit? Needy, much?

  3. Brankind

    She was not reading , she was covering up from the camera as she did a few lines.

  4. Annicka

    I am so in love with the dress she’s wearing. God I want one. I’m really surprised she hasn’t had any nipple slips in that thing, though, it looks dangerous.

  5. mojeda.tx

    hahahaha
    The second picture is awesome!!!

  6. Short Bus

    Thank the paparazzi for turning the damn book right-side up!

  7. Brandi

    This chic is nutso…. She has enough money to pay people to do these things for her and she goes out to make a fool of herself. Those poooooooor poor kids….

  8. vicki

    Are you sure she isn’t just hiding from the press. The rumors of her academic abilities are few and far between

  9. jaye

    She’s not actually reading, she just picked up the book for a minute to ‘pretend’ she was hiding from the attention. Having to stay sober and drug free must be boring as hell for HER. What a moron.

  10. Big John

    If these “star”lets wanted to hide from the paps, they’d hire a driver and buy a town car or limo with blackout tint. They want this attention to highlight their every move, good or bad.

  11. Carlos

    In a sad turn of events, it’s been announced that the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe have contracted herpes.

  12. renee

    ewww whats with the dress its nice but does not fit her in the boobs and those boots are soooo wrong.

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