Bridget Moynahan is not over Tom Brady
Friends of actress Bridget Moynahan are a little worried with the star’s behavior in the wake of her breakup with New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady. Apparently the former model and current star of Six Degrees has been losing a lot of weight by going to the gym way too often. Brady is rumored to be doing something–possibly having sex–with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. According to Moynahan’s friend:
“She’s depressed. We were worried about her before, but she’s just gotten too thin. It’s unhealthy. … She’s spending all of her free time at the gym. If Gisele Bundchen were dating your ex-boyfriend, wouldn’t you be depressed, too?”
According to Moynahan’s rep, “There has been no change in the actress’ weight. She is happy and healthy.”
Why is Bridget spending her free time at the gym a bad thing? It certainly beats the alternative of stuffing her face with Häagen-Daz. Or taking her anger out on Tom’s personal property, like the time my psycho ex-girlfriend took a screwdriver to the side of my car. I can’t really tell you what she scratched because it’s too graphic but if your name is “Fuck off you big-dicked asshole with chiseled features and washboard abs”… have I got the perfect car for you!
Bridget in some sort of cold room after the jump…
I’d fuck Bridget. Tom is fag for hooking up with manface Gisele
Once again Nick, you really are a funny dude.
Come to me, Bridget. I’ll make it all better.
I’d shoot myself if I had to listen to Gisele’s voice Bridget is a much classier beauty. Go Manning!!