These chicks hate each other
Avril Lavigne is still feuding with Hilary Duff. The two went to great lengths to make sure they didn’t run into each other at last week’s Maxim Hot 100 Party at the Hotel Gansevoort. Even though handlers scheduled their arrivals at separate times the pair still ran into each other on the red carpet. From Metro New York magazine:
The situation created some “definite tension,” and not long afterwards, an upset Avril was “threatening to take off” and “driving everyone crazy.”
*Yawn* In other more-lesbianish Maxim Hot 100 Party news:
Fellow revelers were wondering what Sophia Bush was up to when she reportedly cut the line to the bathroom and entered with two friends, and reports Metro New York, “stayed in the stall for a long, flush-free stretch of time.” (Source)
Hmmmm … my gut is telling me Sophia and her friends were either playing board games or having crazy lesbian sex … maybe both. Yes, it is possible. Have you ever played the adult version of Monopoly? Trust me, you do not want to land on Boardwalk if I have a hotel on that sucker.*
*Trust me
Avril Lavigne
Hilary Duff
Sophia Bush
avril has the face of a fruit bat…yuck!
Ha! this post rules. sooo funny.
If I were straight, I’d pick the one on the left. YEAH, BABY!!!!!!
(illegally) download this: “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne
I must say that while Hillary isn’t sexy, just viewing them next to each other makes it evident enough that one is at least attractive and the other isn’t. Avril = gross.
How dare you make put unsubstantiated rumor out there to ruin Sophia Bush’s reputation. There was no lesbian sex going on in that bathroom, they were just doing an eightball, some ex, and probably washing it down with redbull and pussyjuice.
You know what they say….you cant make a pussyjuice cocktail without an eightball….
I wouldn’t go down on either of them. Not a one. But I’d HAPPILY go down on Johnny Simmons (”Evan Almighty”) if I ever got the chance.
Hey, I’ll make it harder for you: Avril (Lavigne), Hilary (Duff), or Alanis (Morissette)…. (if you remember Morrissette’s days on “You Can’t Do That On Television”) if you were placed in front of a firing squad and the ONLY way out of it would be if you had to sleep w/ one of the three women I stated above, WHO would it be?
I’d prob f**k Avril.
WHY DOES AVRIL WEAR CHARCOAL AROUND HER EYES? SHE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE!
I don’t want to bang Dave Grohl, so why would I want Alanis? Basically it’s Dave with more body hair. Avril is just a big talker. I think sweet, innocent Hilary Duff probably screws like a pornstar.
Avril needs a stylist. She slags Britney off but has a worse dress sense than Britney. I can not stand that girl. She is such a foul mouthed bitch.