Quickies Redux

Paris Hilton arriving at the Sanderson Hotel in London (10/15)

+ Mischa Barton is a Bud Light kind of girl [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures from Behind the Scenes [Egotastic!]
+ Madonna cryptically announced at concert she was divorcing Guy Ritchie [Just Jared]
+ Kim Kardashian’s airport booty call [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ The new Bond Girl is hot as all hell [Bastardly]

+ Selena Gomez wants to save chi-chis [Lossip]
+ Lauren Conrad says she’s “ready to walk away” from The Hills [Webster’s Is My Bitch]
+ Desperate Housewives actor in critical condition after motorcycle accident [Cele|bitchy]
+ Carmen Electra gets violated on TRL Italy [Attuworld]

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Christina Aguilera wants another baby

If Christina Aguilera’s husband plays his cards right, he may get to have sex with her a second time. From People:

Her first child, son Max, is just 9 months old, but Christina Aguilera is already thinking about baby No. 2. “Absolutely, we’ll definitely have more kids,” she told PEOPLE at the Africa Rising concert in London Tuesday. How many? “I don’t know. We’ll play it by ear.” (Source)

In regards to having more kids, Christina wants to “play it by ear”? Now there’s an appropriate choice of words! Considering the fact that she practically married Dumbo’s twin, the Freudian side of me assumes she’s channeling some sort of deep seeded pinna fetish. Then again, her infatuation towards men with huge ears could just mean she wants what every woman wants: A man that really listens.

[BauerGriffinOnline]

The Hills‘ Lo Bosworth at the Warren-Tricomi salon in Hollywood yesterday afternoon and Lauren Conrad’s fashion show last night

I know I posted that picture of Lo Bosworth (The Hills) earlier, but I thought I’d repost it side by side with an after pic to really drive home her homeliness. I swear to god if this was 1608 instead of 2008, if Lo walked into a salon looking like that (l), and left looking like that (r), her makeup artist would have been arrested and burned at the stake for practicing black magic.

[Splash News, WENN]

Madonna leaving her Manhattan apartment today

Madonna and New York Yankees’ star Alex Rodriguez — rumored to be having an affair for months  — are “definitely romantic,” according to Us Weekly. An insider told the mag:

“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”

The source tells Us six days ago that Madonna — who dined with Rodriguez Oct. 2 at Dos Caminos in NYC — “has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced.” (Source)

Hey A-Rod, this is your penis speaking. Remember me? We’ve had a lot of great times together. Remember last year when we had backstage passes to the Miss Universe pageant? Man that was fun. I still can’t believe those rumors about Miss USA lacking a gag reflex were actually true. Anyways, regarding this whole Madonna thing: fuck you.

[INFDaily.com, Splash News]

Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli at the 2nd annual “Hurley Art Chest” silent auction and art show held at Apple nightclub in West Hollywood (10/14)

[WENN]

The Hills may be in its last season

Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. Please let this be true. From OK! magazine:

Amid constant feuding, salary demands and diva behavior, the current season of the MTV smash may be the last, sources close to the hit show tell OK!.

“No one gets along anymore,” an insider explains. “Whitney moved to New York, Audrina can’t stand to be in the same room as Lauren anymore and they all want more money.”

Things got ugly at L.A.’s Winston’s on Oct. 9, when Audrina Patridge, 23, confronted Lauren Conrad, 22, while she filmed a scene for the MTV series with her BFF, the unpopular Lo Bosworth, 22. Audrina stormed in and sat down at their table,” a fellow clubgoer tells OK!. “Lauren looked uncomfortable and like she was going to be sick.”

As Audrina attacked Lauren over her alleged fling with her ex Justin “Bobby” Brescia, 25, a tearful Lauren yelled, “Because of you, everyone thinks I’m a bad friend and a slut!” says the source. (Source)

But Lauren is a bad friend and a slut. It’s not Audrina’s fault for bringing that to everybody’s attention. It’d be like me getting mad at Hot Buns Illustrated for that feature they did on me in June. Sooner or later, the ladies were gonna figure out how firm my ass was.

NOTE: No, that guy in the headline pic is not on The Hills. I searched “the hills” on WENN and that picture came up so I ran with it.

UPDATE: OK, fine, here’s another pic. Please stop with the emails.

[WENN]

Beyonce bikini pics!

Beyonce in St. Bart’s (Jan. 04)

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing

Madonna’s rep confirmed today that Guy Ritchie and her are divorcing:

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 1/2 years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time.” (Source)

Part of me is happy to hear this news because Madonna is such a bitch. Then again, another part of me is ecstatic to hear this news because Madonna is such a miserable twat. I just don’t know how I’ll ever reconcile these feelings.

[WENN, Splash News]

Madonna at a screening of Filth and Wisdom in New York (10/13)

The Madonna-Guy Ritchie divorce rumors are heating up again. UK tabloid The Sun claims a statement about the couple’s divorce has already been prepared and will be released imminently. It’s alleged that Madonna’s desire to adopt another kid and the amount of time Guy and her spend on their careers has been causing more and more friction between the couple lately. A source told the tabloid:

“It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more. Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few months but their fighting was getting out of control. The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour. Madonna wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it was convenient for her. She didn’t want the distraction while she is trying to concentrate on her tour.But a series of rows around Guy’s 40th birthday last month were so bad that Madge ended up storming out of the house and Guy’s had enough.

“Guy said if they were going to split, it has to be now — and their marriage will finally be over in a matter of weeks. Madonna was dithering at first about whether a separation would be best or whether to go ahead with the divorce. She has now agreed with Guy that a divorce is the best thing to do.” (Source)

This is probably a smart move by Madonna. I’ve always maintained that what the dating scene lacks is hot, single, 50-year-old moms, with biceps you could crack walnuts in. I mean, in just 15 years, she’ll be eligible for Social Security. How hot is that!

[Pacific Coast News, WENN]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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